by dinoman666 » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:22 am
Thanatos was abruptly cut off as Velkor and Wisp marched down the hallway, singing their own song:
A little bunny in the meadow,
Is nibbling grass without a care.
He's so delightful as he hops for you.
You say, "Hi, bunny,"
And he stops for you.
You pull your trigger,
And he drops for you!
Goodbye, bunny-boo,
Hello, rabbit stew!
Get me, Wisp?
(You tell 'em, boss!)
Don't be the bunny,
Don't be the stew,
Don't be the dinner,
You have better things to do!
It ain't no joke,
That's why it's funny!
So take your cue,
Don't be the bunny.
Don't be the bunny!
(But Velkor, we're talking about humans, not animals!) Humans are animals, Wisp. (Animals with huge incisors and big, floppy feet?) Look closely, you'll see them. I do. I see them... everywhere!
A little bunny at a toll booth,
He needs a measly fifty cents.
Our little bunny didn't plan ahead.
Poor bunny simply hasn't got the bread.
He begs for mercy, but gets jail instead!
Hasenpfeffer's in the air,
As the bunny gets the chair!
See the moral, buddy? (Clear as day, boss!)
Don't be the bunny,
Don't be the dope!
Don't be the loser,
You're much better than that, Wisp!
You're born to pow'r,
You're in the money!
Advice to you... (In re: the bunny!)
Don't be the bunny!
(Wait, a little bunny at a toll booth?) You heard me. (But Velkor, bunnies don't drive cars!) Oh ho, don't they? (No, actually I don't think they do!) Live long enough Wisp, and you'll see... many things.
A little bunny in a shoe box,
He thinks he's found a brand new home.
So snug and cozy on your closet floor!
Now what's that bunny in my closet for?
With a mallet and some clippers,
You find out: new bunny slippers!
Grasp the message, sis? (Clear as day, boss!)
(Velkor and Wisp)
Don't be the bunny,
Don't be the shoe,
You don't get stepped on -
(Velkor)
No, the one who steps is you!
You're stepping up,
To where it's sunny,
Step on the poor!
Don't be the bunny!
Don't be the bunny!
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah!
After a short pause, Velkor looked around. "Huh, no one else must've heard of that musical but us..."
"Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic."
-Megatron