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by **C S** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:17 am

*ship zooms into an asteroid based crystaline mine*
Pilot: sweeeet...is this dairy queen?

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:18 am

*Hippie and TT are sucked out of the ship via the hole put in it, the hole sealing up from the dead koopa's body blocking it, the ship sent on auto-course toward Zebes, I'm still in the ship, along with two replacment clones of Bowser and Ridley, all the Sharkclaws, koopas, and Spacepirates in space are wearing oxygen masks and spacesuits.*

AI on ship: Estimated arrival time: 5 minutes.

Great. the sonner we get there, the better.

by **TyrannoTitan** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:19 am

*Was on the hippy ship, not Gira's*

...k?

*Kicks the hippy out of pilot's chair and backs ship out of mine*

NO WE ARE NOT STOPPING FOR ICE CREAN YA F*CKS.

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:21 am

*Ship heads past TT's, Zebes now in plain sight.*

*Pair of comets zoom past TT's ship, one of them brushing up against it, leaving a "small" hole in the ship, draining all of the oxygen from it.*

by **Iceking** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:23 am

*Notices that no minions of Gira have tried to attack and grunts in satisfaction.* Looks like I can have a quiet walk without anything crazy happening to me for once.

by **C S** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:25 am

*pilot floats around in a backflip manner*

Pilot: Im so gonna crap rainbows in a few...the colors....@_@

by **TyrannoTitan** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:27 am

That's it...hey, there's some ice cream in the bathroom, actually. Go get some.

by **LV-426** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:28 am

* LV and his imperial fleet come out of hyperspace near Giratina base*

LV: Lets kick Giratina's ***. Then we can go to Dairy Queen!!

* All ships fire on the base destroying it*

by **C S** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:34 am

Pilot: nah man, I already checked the bathroom, nothing there but a canister of sh*t I have yet to get rid of, what ever you do, dont eat burittos from the galvin system

*floats around some more, this time he has one of those toy steering wheels with the lights and buttons and pretending to fly a pod through hyper space (though thats just him tripping out and seeing strobe lights in his head)*

by **TyrannoTitan** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:38 am

*Pushes pilot into bathroom, locking the door from the outside, before putting a chair in front of the door, nailing it to the floor*

There...no more trippy people.

*Tries to find intergalactic Dairy Queen*

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:39 am

*Sends down transmission to IK.*

Well, most of my minions on the site are dead, with the remainder either with me, or being mutated into monsters by KP.

*Trio of Megalania, having been chased from their hunting grounds by the war between my forces and KP's forces, attacks Ik, hunger driving them to do so.*

*Ship's shield deflects all attacks sent by LV's forces, sending them back to the source, my ship unharmed in the scuttle.*

by **Iceking** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:41 am

*Leaps up as the Megalania's try to bite me, causing them to collide with each other instead. Unsheathes sword and swings it down into the neck of one, blade cutting through the neck easily and severing it from the body. Leaps back and waits for the other two creatures to make their move.*

by **C S** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:43 am

*goes into the cockpit*

Time to take control of the sh-*sees TT at the controls*

........well this is awkward...

*Airy comes up behind me*

Airy:......This is what I get for letting you drive
Me: Just one wrong turn makes me the worse driver ever?
Airy: You made a wrong turn UPWARDS into space..where the hell is the jeep now we'll never know..

*mean while, a red symbiote on a moon orbitting a blue gas giant crawls about the AirStrike ...

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:44 am

*Remaining Megalanias bite onto IK's leg, sending poisioness bacteria through his blood stream before letting go and swinging their tails into IK's side sending him sprawling onto the ground.*

by **TyrannoTitan** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:46 am

....LOOK AT THE TACO!

*Opens airlock, throwing the taco out, having strapped myself into the pilot's bolted seat, CS and Airy ejected into space*

*Closes air lock*

<.< >.>

by **Iceking** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:46 am

*Ignores pain from bites and quickly gets up, leaping forward and stabbing one of the megalanias in the skull before slicing the sword across the other one's throat.*

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:48 am

*Ship turns around, picking up CS and Airy, then continuing off to Zebes, passing a nearby Dairy Queen in the process.*

AI: Approaching Zebes atmosphere. Brace for heavy winds. please don't smoke or stand up whiel the ship descends.

by **C S** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:49 am

*Airy slams his gauntleted hand onto the air lock door and uses his powers to stop the rushing air, making it circulate about to ship while he floats back into it and lock the door*

Airy:..You are an a*s....*sits in the co pilot seat and taps on the ship's dash board*

*mena while, im rocketing after the taco, which is caught in the orbit of a nearby planet...*

by **TyrannoTitan** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:51 am

*Airy is sealed in co-pilot's chair, surrounded by ray-shields, which are immune to his powers*

...Yes I built these in the span of time that took you to get back in here.

*Turns away from Airy, continuing the search for a Dairy Queen*

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:53 am

*Sends message to TT, pointing him toward a nearby Dairy queen, which happens to be onn the planet that the taco's orbiting around, the planet's name being Phaaze.*

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