RPGTopia E-war

[Giratina93]

*Senses KP's on the ship.*

I am not going to enjoy this...visit.

*Pulls out paper bag and begins to hyperventilate into it.*

[LV-426]

* Stormtroopers escort KP to the conference room*

LV : Nice to meet you Raptoris and Trinity. I was just telling Gira how I would like to help you.

* A officer enters the room. He salutes LV and then says*

Officer: King Pin has just arrived Sir.

LV: Please let him in.

[Giratina93]

*Raptoris and Trinity seat themselves, one on each side of me, Trinity drinking a strawberry shake, Raptoris enjoying a root beer float.*

You two may be 700 year old villans, but you still seem 15 to me.

Raptoris: That's because we're both stuck at 15, so yeah.

[LV-426]

* LV looks at everyone and smiles *

LV: Now that we are all here let me begin. The reason I have called you here is because I am offering to give both Gira's forces and KP's forces protection . With this battle station protecting you no one will bother you. To show you the power of this station we have just arrived in the alderaan system, In a few moments I will take you up to the bridge where you can view the test firing.

[The Kingpin]

*walks into the room, giving Raptoris and Trinity a passing glance before looking at LV*

oh...i see you managed to gather what miniscule fragments remained of them to get them back....seems i wasn't thorough enough in destroying them last time....


*leans against the wall, Serephir standing in place calmly, hands crossed behind his back*

[Giratina93]

*Looks at KP with a bemused look on face.*

I didn't have anything to do with their recovery. They regenerated themselves from pratically nothing.

[LV-426]

* LV calls the main gunner to see if the super laser is fully charged *

LV: If you would all please follow me. The superlaser is ready and we are in range of Alderaan.

* LV leads the group up into the bridge *

[The Kingpin]

as i said....not thorough enough....though that can be fixed....in any case...i assume there's a very important reason for you to ask me to leave my meal back on the Executioner? i had a lovely Salmon lunch smoked and spiced to perfection and was just about to start eating when you so rudely interrupted....


*Serephir chuckles quietly, amused at how lowly Gira and his gang are being considered*


well?

[Giratina93]

Eh. For lunch... havn't had it yet. most likly will just have a ham and cheese sandwich.

*Pulls out sandwich from pocket and eats it, a pokeball falling out of said pocket...*

[LV-426]

LV: If you would all please look up at the monitor. As you can see we are now facing Alderaan. You will now see the true firepower of this battlestation.

* LV presses the wall intercom to the superlaser firing room*

LV:commence primary ignition

* The gunners press various buttons and pull a handle back. The laser fires at Alderaan. Alderaan implodes on itself causing it to explode sending small rock fragments into space *

LV: Now do you see the power of this station?

[The Kingpin]

not bad... Serephir, could you project the holocam in front of these people, please?

Serephir: of course....*holds arm forward, hologram appearing, showing a map with the Executioner and various other Vardian ships, drifting into a neighbouring system to the one the deathstar is in*

now....

*hold a hand over the hologram, incasing 4 systems over 10 Parasecs away from the ships, closing slightly*


*all four systems self destruct, an immense flash appearing from within palm, as cameras sending data to the Deathstar show the events transpiring*

and now to stop the reaction....

*closes hand completely around the systems, the cameras showing all 4 systems closing in on eachother and disintegrating in a blinding flash, cameras going offline immediately after as all 4 systems are erased from existence*

[Giratina93]

Oh my... I think I can top that...

*Hologram shows 3 planets orbiting a sun, Rayquaza flying around one of the planets.*

Alrigth, Rayquaza, show your stuff.

*Rayquaza fires an icy beam at one of the planets, the planet exploding with enough power to engulf the nearby sun, sending it into supernova, engulfing the rest of the planets there, the only thing remaining is a massiev black hole, and Rayquaza flying right beyond it's sphere of influence.*

And that's the power of what a living thing can do.

[LV-426]

LV: Impessive KP. Maybe our two forces can work together? The death star can also do this. General Redd can we please commence order 66.

Redd: Of course

* The death star's powerful engines push it through hyperspace at incredible speeds. Soon the death star is facing the Lucas Galaxy*

LV: Commence primary ignition.

* The death star fires at the galaxy. Its super laser hitting the sun causing a massive chain reaction explosion completley destroying the Lucas galaxy*

[The Kingpin]

i remember order 66 being an order to kill all Jedi, not blasting a pre-planned star system...


now....i assume you have something to say? my salmon is getting cold....i don't like it when my meals are interrupted....

*main display screen comes loose, crashing to the ground at Webmaster's feet, being crushed to dust by an unseen force*

[Giratina93]

*Rayquaza flies into a nearby portal, taking it into the Nintendo universe.*

That is very impressive, both of you. but right now, Egg nog has powers beyond even the Death Star and KP's fleet.

*Sips some egg nog.*

[The Kingpin]

*cup of egg nog explodes in Gira's face*


no kind of manners whatsoever. what's with kids these days? no respect for their elders....it disgusts me....

[LV-426]

LV: KP I am offering you use of the Death star and my fleet. I am also offering to become an allie since Gira has rudley left.

[The Kingpin]

alliances can be dangerous at times....but if you'll agree not to get involved in my little hunt of Giratina here, i can insure your safety from collateral damage...

[Giratina93]

Yeah, I guess i do have Raptoris and Trinity as all I have left.

*Gives KP a cold glass of Root Beer, and LV some Egg Nog.*

[dinoman666]

*I appear, eyes first, Cheshire cat-style, out of nowhere next to KP and LV* Well well, what do we have here? A hunt you say?