RPGTopia E-war

[The Kingpin]

*snaps fingers as a large cylindrical container emerges from the ground, showing a clone of Pyro back when she was at her peak on the site*

Backups FTW

*Executioner puts fist through container and fuses Pyro's soul with the backup clone, the cylinder opening as a metal frame comes up through the ground to support her until she can stand*


there you go. as for Giratina, he's been eliminated....he's dead if he pulls any tricks next time...

[C S]

*poof up by IK*

Hey, dude, why play the game when we can go monster hunting right now, right here..

*ATV's appear*

*mine in the blue one with the plastic great white jaw agape infront*

.....<.>......*pounces onto it, sniper rifle strapped onto the back of it*

[Iceking]

*Gets onto the second ATV after putting away psp and begins to drive in the direction of the MH e-war.*

[Giratina93]

*Wind blows inside the Citadel, my lifless stump of a body forming near Pyro's clone and KP.*

Eh, can't do a thing in this lifeless corpse. KP, tell me exactly what I did to disturb the site? All I remember was Bowser asking tribute from TT, and from there, things spiraled downward...

[The Kingpin]

let's see...

challenging me, starting your own army, being the unfortunate sap in my way when i fell into this bloodthirsty craze due to boredom and a lack of decent PC hardware to play the new games that are coming out this summer [it's driving me out of my MIND ], introducing Raptoris and Trinity, and countless other faceless characters that nobody's ever heard of in an attempt to gain supremecy, using pokemon too much...


list goes on...

*random laser fires at Gira, forming a large crystal block around him, sealing him in place*


Citadel: AVAST ANTI-THREAT SYSTEM ONLINE

[Giratina93]

Well, most of that's true, exept the army isn't mine; I'm only a general in it. The army used to belong to Raptoris, but now what remains of it has been given over to Switchy. Also, I've limited my use of Pokemon recently; haven't used the things for over 40 pages, exept that one time on the Death Star...

*Shuts up, now thinking of how to get myself out of this pickle.*

[The Kingpin]

correction...


*Executioner explodes in a plume of black wisps, streaking off across the site*


....the army's remnants are being collected to make fuel for the experiments....

oh and

*slams gigantic axe into 4th wall, shattering it*

it was your army. not Raptoris'. Raptoris was written into existence by you, as was the army....

[Giratina93]

*Stares in disbelief at KP's power.*

Alright then, I see your point. If you were to let me go, and restore me back to actually having limbs, I'll remove all of my creations from the site myself. after that, you can do with me as you wish. You can even have Nemesis accompany me so as for me to not pull off any sudden tricks.

[Pyronychus]

*Feeling comes into my new body, starting at my head and spreading slowly down. As soon as my hands become functional, they grab ahold of the metal structure as my legs gradually regain sensation and control.*

Well... I guess I owe you one. A new chopper and a new me... literally.

*Sy's empty eyes stare in a mixture of surprise and awe, and Switchy looks on calmly, gaze flicking between Gira and the Webmaster...*

[Giratina93]

You know what, If you let me go, I will cease causing problems across the site, and will leave you and Norbert alone. Speaking of the frog, what's he doing now?

[Iceking]

*After driving on for awhile, enters the MH e-war and appears in the forest and hills area. Parks ATV in clearing and pulls out own sniper rifle before walking forward, ready to shoot any creature living in the zone that looks worth shooting.*

[C S]

*drives past IK, ATV on full throttle and goes up a hill*
FOR THE LOVE OF TETRIS

*flies off of hill and lands by a lake shore*

[Iceking]

*Watches CS land by the lake shore, then resumes walking further into the forest, listening for the sounds of any of the zones predators inhabitants.*

[Giratina93]

Well, if negotiations fail, I always have this Superbombomb I can use... Dangit! I don't have anly limbs to grab it with. Thi sstinks royally.

*Tries in vain to reach a nearby glass of Egg Nog, but the lack of arms make it impossible to do so.*

When I get my arms back, KP, your dead meat, hear me? dead meat. Oh, forget it.

*Turns into a massive cobra, digs underground, heading off toward the nearest swamp, wistling the Bently hill theme as i travel...*

[The Kingpin]

consider it....a gift....


as for you, Gira....

*snaps fingers*


*thousands of Demonic roars echo throughout the site*

i could always call them in if you're feeling particularly rebellious...i doubt you'll stay that way for long with a few hundred thousand Demons ripping you limb from limb...

*Gira smacks face first into the impenetrable alloy ground beneath the dirt, as red roots wind their way through the soil towards him*

[Giratina93]

*Shakes head, getting rid of the numbness and pain of the collision.*

Well, that was unexpected. Time to head up to the surface then.

*Emerges from the ground, finding self in a magma filled caldera, me swimming in the magma toward the other side of the caldera.*

I guess I'm somewhere in the SIRPG, but I'm not certain...

[The Kingpin]

*sky around Gira warbles as KP's head pokes out of the clouds*

surprised? don't be...

*sky fades, revealing the Citadel's skyline, the whole scene that Gira had seen being an illusion*


you didn't honestly think you could escape the Citadel by tunneling, did you? you're standing on top of a tower so tall birds can't reach it's peak...the odds of you getting through even the ground of the roof are minimal...

though i'll hand it to you, you seemed determined...i'll let you go...but....


*puts tip of finger on Gira's forehead, a black, irremovable burn mark appearing in the place, as Gira's drained, Serpentine corpse gains some weight*


now...you can go...


*snaps fingers, Gira seemingly disintegrating in his spot, reappearing on the other side of the site, the immense height of the Citadel making it the only thing visible at that distance*


now...as for you Pyro....i think i owe you a post or two in ISS...i seem to have frozen you...

*doorway appears on onw of the corner spires on the Citadel's peak, a white room revealed within, seemingly endless despite the narrowness of the spire itself, the Webmaster awaiting Pyro's entry*

[Giratina93]

*Snarls, though just happy to have escaped from KP's killer citadel of death, teleports to the Frigate Orpheon, which has been on auto pilot since Nemesis's rampage through it.*

*Serches around for survivors, finding none onboard it.*

Everyone's dead.. .all because of that oversized zombie.

*Heads into cryosuspersion room, seeing most of the surviving crew asleep.*

Figures. Oh well, time to launch my plan for global domination.

*Presses big red button, launching a satelite into space, orbiting the site, kepping track of all the users there.*
*Archer randomly draws bow in site, firing it, the arrow hitting CS between the eyes, killing him.

[Pyronychus]

*Lets go of the frame and steps out, glancing at Switchy and Sy before walking over to the room, moving somewhat cautiously, but finding the new body to be working well. Comes to the doorway and steps through...*

[Giratina93]

*Satelite continues to track users,now focused on KP's citadel, the satelites X-ray scope allowing it to peer through the Citadel's force field and walls, the satelite gathering data and sending it to me, where I decypher it from the tons of garbage the sat gathers.*