RPGTopia E-war

[Giratina93]

*Messages IK.*

Why thank you for destroying all those old structures. I was going to use them as exibitations for a musuem that I plan to build on the site, but I guess I'll just have to make do with something else...

*Watches as a Megatherium walks past, avoiding the Phazon pools while sippnig water up from a nearby geyser.*

[C S]

*Shortly after our arrival, the castle is smoldering hardly recognizable piles of rubble*

I has an idea...lets just go kill Gira! I mean, he's the queen ant in this ant hill...*snicker* Queen Ant Gira..what a title...suits him actually...bah..back to the mission.. *Site defenses pinpoint Gira's location*

And off we go! *a portal opens up and Mecha me jets into it*

[Giratina93]

*Teleports off to the planet of Thebes, redirecting the portal where CS is in to Thebes.*

Well, it's tiem to fight him...

[C S]

*MechaMe appears over the planet lingering in the air*

IK, hold him down while I unleash my suprise..

[Iceking]

*Nods and uses Telekinesis to hold Gira down, making it impossible for him to lift his legs even an inch. Waits for CS to unleash his suprise.*

[Giratina93]

Alright. Time to..

*Gets knocked uot from a hit behind me.*

Crump: BUH BUH BUH! That's what you get for being my rival, Gira...

*Crump heads off into a building, then comes out in his mecha.*

Crump: The last version was a bit buggy. I made a few improvements. 1,2, a dozon!

[C S]

........F*ck that*

*Fires a missile at Gira, as it gets close, it explodes, embedding Gira with Shrapnel, severing blood vessels and the sort, but he has a few moments of antagonizing pain*

Wiat, if he's knocked out..and this happened, would he feel it, hmm?

and ..as for you Crump...just stop trying..

[Giratina93]

ow... my aching hair...

*The mecha fleis upward toward Cs, ready to do battle against him.*

Crump: So… ready for showtime? You guys are gonna be the perfect workout for… Magnus Von Grapple 2.0! I hope you're up to the challenge…because this thing is raw horsepower, kiddies!!!

*The mecha fires it's missles at CS.*

[Iceking]

*Catches missles and turns them around before flinging them back into the mech Crump pilots. Missle explosions engulf the mech and knock it backwards.*

[Giratina93]

Crump: Gurk! Urrrrrrgh… Not good… Can't last...

*Crump pushes a button, causing dozons of shurikens to spiral straight at CS and Ik...*

[C S]

*Maser turrets lock on and fire at the missiles as soon as they launch, blowing them up before they even leave their launchers, causing internal damage before too long. Soon after, MechaMe blasts foward, slamming a palm into Crump's mech, forccing back through the air*

[Giratina93]

Crump: I'm down, but no WAY I'm out! Get ready for a whole new way to experience pain, you junior–varsity losers!

*Crump pushes button causing a vacuum to stick out o fthe mecha, sucking up various dead bodies, rocks, floating asteroids, etc, the mecha then firing these at CS at rapid speed, too fast for the human eye to follow...*

[Iceking]

*Having expected Crump to try a suprise attack, Catches the things sent out of the vaccum and throws them away. Uses telekinesis to bend the vaccum beyond functioning.*

[Giratina93]

*Crump begins to laugh manically.*

Crump: Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh huh! I've got some ammo to spare! How's THAT for boom–bassa–boom?!

*Mecha spirals into the air, then drills downward into mecha-CS...*

[C S]

*Particle cannon blows Crump back before the attack could hit, missiles flying out of my back and sides, hitting the enemy mecha soon after, a ball of fire burning bright*

[Doc 42]

*Is lingering next to RPG's in a totally non suspicious fashion*
<.<
>.>

[Giratina93]

Crump: GRODUS!

*Crump's mecha explodes, propellnig him deep into outer space, dissapearing with a twinkle in the sky...*

0rrrg...

*Gets back up, blood all over me.*

You know, maybe I should quit the villan business and resume by career as a wrestler...

*Storms off into space shuttle, which then takes off toward an arena hovering high in the sky...*

[C S]

*Missile fires and slams into the shuttle blowing it up and propelling Gira into the outer reaches of space*

He's a member, I cant garuntee his death, but atleast now it'll take a while before he can come back to annoy us again...congrats on a job well done IK

[Giratina93]

*Lands on floating arena, dozons of loyal fans crowding around me.*

Random toad: RAWK HAWK! You've returned! We missed you!

AH, that's so sweet! Now, it's time to RAWK!

*Storms off into arena...*

[Iceking]

Thanks, CS. Now, what shall we do with the space ship Ridley's in? Shall we pursue it just in case Ridley decides to become a pest or are you content with what damage we've done to him. *Waits for CS's decision.*