RPGTopia E-war

[The Kingpin]

*portal is torn into the sky of the Nintendo world, the massive black Dragon flying towards Bowser's castle, smoke and flames pluming from it's jaws*



RT, if you don't mind, i'm trying to obliterate an annoying fire breathing turtle...take a number and wait in line, please....



*Meanwhile, Norbert walks past a Denizen, while munching on flies he won off the Crazy Frog*

(O)_(O) Denizens.....this can't be good.....

[Giratina93]

Bowser:... He's here...

*Parakoopas soon fly out of the castle, then begin ot swarm around the massive dragon, trying to scare it away...*

*Meanwhile, Mario, heading his way to Bowser's castle, spots the black dragon heading for it.*

Mario: Okay, maybe I'm out of my league here....

[Hopeflower]

*waves at Norbert* Hi, buddy. =3

[dinoman666]

*Denizen stares back at Norbert, scuttling after the frog leisurely* What makes you think the Denizens'll cause any trouble?

...Don't answer that.

[Giratina93]

*Trinity leans against a railing, a barly visible smile on her face.*

Trinity: I am a master of disguise, a shapedhifter unlike anyone before me!

*Trinity dissolves into a puddle of Dark-matter, then reforms, now a spliting image of Grevious, complete with the voice.*

Trinity: See?

[Hopeflower]

Aww, and I had such a smart-aleck answer to give you, DM. XP

*punts a Denizen off the site logo*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Another cat collides with Koopa, hitting its shell, which causes it to bounce around the site chaotically*

Oh sh*t...

*Takes cover before aiming more cats at various things...*

[Giratina93]

Koopa: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

*Koopa collides into TT's face, knocking a few teeth out of TT's mouth and knocking the Admin unconsious....*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Koopa flies overhead*

I guess it didn't understand the words "take cover"...

*Continues to fire cats from the safety of a shrub*

[Giratina93]

*Yawns, then heads off to bed, snoring away...*

[C S]

*Giant robot flies across the site*

*Giant robot splodes, fire works flying into the air*

Kiss my a*s mecha payments! *starts eating trail mix as I walk away randomly*

[Giratina93]

*Voice echoes in CS's mind.*

You needed minons to pay off those Mecha payments...

*Is now flying across site in my Kiryu mecha...*

*Down in ISS, a purple Allosaur wanders around, looking for food...*

[C S]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU LITTLE SH*T PEICE

*runs into a random boulder, shattering it on impact*

*Morphs into shark form and starts wriggling across the ground, snapping my jaws rabbidly*

[Giratina93]

*Flies overhead, spotting CS in shark form, cables then wrap around CS , dragging him toward the ocean, then releashnig him when he's in the waters around ISS...*

*Gwangi, now hungry, heads off to the beach area, scavenging off of a dead Kronosaur...*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Anvil cracks Gwangi on the head, knocking him forward into the water, where he drowns*

RULES OF THE E-WAR, EH?!

*Fires chum bucket from launcher, attracting sharks and carnivorous aquatic beasts alike to Gwangi's body*

[C S]

*launches out of the water like a rocket, curling up just before crashing into Gira, knocking him away before falling back into the ocean, hitting floating trail mix crunch boxes, they disappearing with a pinging noise*

......must lay off the Shadow The Hedghog....

[Giratina93]

*Gwangi revives, then bellows in rage, sendiong the sharks and other carnivores packing as he swims back to shore, having survived a massive rockslide to the head before with minimal damage...*

*Flies into portal, leading me back into the Distortion World...*

[C S]

*the words Act 1: Dino-Boss appears over me as I swim towards Gwangi*

Must be a boss battle...

*Swims through a line of trail mix crunch boxes, pining noises ringing out before I charge foward, leaping out of the water and body slamming Gwangi, using the dowward force to dive deep under the allosaur, ready for a stealthy strike from below*

[The Kingpin]

*Megalodon clamps jaws shut on Gwangi and thrashes him to pieces, bits of flesh and intestine floating in the now red-tinted water*





*a circular distortion in the air encircles the Parakoopa,s which are suddenly crushed to fist-sized lumps of compact flesh, dropping out of the sky as the Dragon roars, an explosion of black wisps engulfing it's form as the Webmaster drops to the ground lightly, now in front of the castle*




Norbert: woah, DUDE! It's....um...wait, who ARE you?....oh right!...the bubble girl! (O)_(O)

*suddenly stops and U-Turns, sticking the bottom of the golden frying pan to the Denizen's face, causing it to turn to solid gold, Norbert then picking the new statue up and putting it into Hammerspace*

[C S]

O-O

*simply swims away as the words Act 1 Stage three: Cleared appear over me*