RPGTopia E-war

[Giratina93]

*Darkrai raises up his arms, causing a Dark-matter bubble to wrap around him, protectin ghim from the firepower of the droids.*

Darkrai: I am switchy's gardian. since you have killed her, you will have to deal with me...

[The Kingpin]

*black wisps sweep through the Malevolence's engine room en masse, the entire engine being destroyed as they tear through it and further into the ship, life support going offline as a demonic screech rips through the Malevolence, droids being blow to smithereens on impact*



*back below, Mini-shot's base has been destroyed, volcanic eruptions destroying the underground base as storms and earthquakes shake the site, all armies within it being destroyed*

THIS ERA OF ATTEMPTED DOMINATION IS OVER! ANYONE WHO TRIES TO START ANOTHER ARMY WILL BE OBLITERATED THE MOMENT THEY TRY!


*voice echoes throughout the site, no kind of boundries stopping, it the voice going through rock and steel as easily as air, even the refugees i the Bunker hearin it*


Norbert:....wow....definately KP.....but this is a new on...guess Gira, Grievous and the other guys finally pissed him off....(O)_(O) *licks eyes then squeezes into the corner furthest from the stairs leading to the Bunker's entrance, a terrifying quake shaking the bunker itself, a bolt of lightning striking from the ceiling of the bunker and obliterating Giratina completely, everyone and everything else inside the Bunker unharmed, the Bunker itself showing no sign of damage apart from the scorch mark where Gira used to be*


(O)_(O)'

[Giratina93]

*Revives, then cowers in the corner, hopnig that KP won't strike me down again...*

Owww.... That was abit overkill....

[TyrannoTitan]

*Smacks KP with metal pipe*

Yes, as my dramatic colleague was saying, we'd like to return RPGT E-war to what it once was, with no one pulling armies out of their ***, or even NPCs. Its annoying.

*Points pipe at Citadel, which retracts into the ground, disappearing from reality*

*Smacks pipe against Grim Reaper wannabe until it disappears completely*

*Looks at clouds*

Nope...that's normal.

*Slams pipe against ground, the boundaries of RPGT E-war remaining where it belongs: ON THE SITE, with no space outside of SEW*

Now then...

*Giant projector comes up from ground, the pipe morphing into a button device attached to it*

*Slideshow shows various points*

First: RPGT E-war takes place...oh, I don't know...ON RPGT?! Its a SITE, meaning it doesn't have SPACE. If you want space, go to SEW.

*Next point fills in as I speak*

Second: As for SEW and those like it, people are free to f*ck around in E-wars/RPGs all they want, just don't take ANYTHING out of them. Random characters you own are fine, like CS and Airy, but entire armies are not. Or ships. Or anything that is just ridiculously stupid.

*Button press*

Third: RPGT E-war has really no rules. You are free to murder random people for no real reason. Just don't flame, spam, etc etc as I mentioned a few pages back. Its meant to be like Random Topic, just with actions allowed. The reason for the army barring is because it pisses us off.

*Button press*

Fourth: You are free to look like whatever you want. Again, there are basically no boundaries for this E-war (Figuratively, of course). Just please, if you want an NPC to do random things, don't just have it pop out of thin air and act like its been there for years. If you want to summon a demonic chicken that eats people, go right ahead. Just don't pull 75 NPCs out of your *ss, as that's considered an army.

*Slideshow ends*

To summarize: NO MORE ARMY BULLSH*T. It seems people are more interested in taking over a joke topic such as this then actually having FUN. People seem to be struggling for a non-existant power.

So if the army crap doesn't stop, I'm going to be editing posts, and trust me, you won't like it. Now, I order you all to HAVE FUN D:<

[Giratina93]

*Salutes TT.*

SIR YES SIR!

*Heads off to millitary academ, being the only person there...*

No more armies, no more armies...

[Pyronychus]

*Aspen, thoroughly frightened, bolts over to the far corner, which seems slightly darker than the others and is noticeably colder, the air feeling like it has a slight charge.*

*Sy presses herself against the wall, starting to slide toward Aspen's corner, while I stay put, almost afraid to move.*

[Giratina93]

*Exits Military Academy, now looking exactly like Baby Bowser.*

Man, that was a hard workout... Had to run 10 miles without stopping...

*Heads off to the Site Logo, landing ontop of the logo, watching the dark red clouds roll on by...*

[C S]

*Bursts out of the ground, smoke rising from my body*

OWOWOW ITS F*CKING HOT DOWN THERE

*lands on the ground and starts flopping about like a fish..before actually turning into one, my Great white form- and then wriggles across the land uing my fins to thrust me foward a few a feet at a time*

[Iceking]

*Looks in suprise at where Gira got vaporized by the lightning bolt after listening to KP's voice. Looks away from the spot where Gira had been standing, quickly calming down from the quake that occured prior to the lightning strike.*

[Giratina93]

*Draws out bow and arrow, then aims at CS, aiming for the eye...*

[dinoman666]

I didn't know KP had suddenly become incapable of explaining these d*mn things. *Snaps fingers, and Malevolence disappears* Happy now?

[Giratina93]

*Fires, the arrow flying straight into CS's eye, killnig him instantly.*

YEA!

[C S]

*Arrow goes into eye, disappearing and I snap my head to Gira's position, mouth agape, several pointy daggers and other sharp weapons flying at him and impaling him in every extremity of his body*

DONT SUPRISE ME D:

[Giratina93]

(Final post for tonight.)

*Is sent flying back off the Site Logo, then lands on feet not too far from CS, the Bow turning into a Gatling gun.*

CHEW ON THIS!

*Opens fire upon CS, riddling his body with bullets...*

[C S]

*rolls over just as Gira got his gun, then forcing in opposite directions of each other, uses my fins to spin around and knock Gira off gis feet making him drop the gun. Wriggles foward and and locks my jaws on the gun, swallowing it soon after*

Num num num! Thanks Gira- except..sharks dont chew D:

*begins to wriggle off again*

[TyrannoTitan]

KP was just reading back in the E-war, he wanted it to become FUN again. Even by your post it appears angry...that isn't what RPGT E-war is supposed to be about.

Its to bullsh*t and randomly kill things.

As for my explanation, it was to predict the future: KP disappearing all day. Which happened

*Peons begin their harvest of lumber yet again, now that the E-war has been "remade"*

[Giratina93]

(Maybe just one more post... or two...)

Pulls out binoculars, seeing TT's Peons harvest wood.*

Man, he has a full army of those guys... Wait a minute, if he can have an army, then why can't I?

*Runs off toward a small cave jetting uot of the side of the Search Icon...*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Peons number like 3*

Good one Gira...

*Teleports into cave, kicking Gira square in the face, throwing him back out of the Search Icon*

D:<

[Giratina93]

*Lands face first on the ground, blood spilling everywhere.*

Owww.... hey, what's that sound?

*Gets back up, only to sream in horror as a massive Seismosaurus tramples me.*

[C S]

*Hear's the rules that were just put in place scream in pain as Gira pulls in a random NPC*

...Must be because Im out of the water too long

*Body tenses up as I dig my fins into the ground. Like a spring, my form relaxes, launching me like a missile across the ground and into the ocean some distance away*