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by **Iceking** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:30 am

Granted, but it tastes like cardboard. I wish for my own space shuttle.

by **Mini-Shot** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:54 am

Granted, but it's hit by an asteroid. I wish for a ball.

by **UltraGrunt117** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:32 am

Granted, but its popped by the pin it comes with, I wish for a pin

by **Godzilla Forever** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:17 pm

Granted, but you poke yourself. I wish for a flail.

by **Mini-Shot** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:28 pm

Granted, but its a pokemon attack. I wish for a microphone.

by **Iceking** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:36 pm

Granted, but when you talk into it, your voice is the level of a sonic boom. I wish for my school work to do itself.

by **UltraGrunt117** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:18 pm

Granted,but your teacher finds out, and makes you want to commit suicide. I wish, in Far Cry 2 that after you complete the last story mission, you can continue to free roam and complete all other missions, and do pretty much everything else.

by **Iceking** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:19 pm

Granted, but your copy is in a million pieces. I wish I would never be attacked by dangerous animals.

by **UltraGrunt117** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:21 pm

Granted, but now 100000000 flies pester you, I wish for a pet fly

by **Iceking** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:21 pm

Granted, but it annoys you so much that you kill it. I wish KP would have Roadrage let up on his missle barrage so that Ravage would actually have a chance to escape.

by **UltraGrunt117** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:24 pm

Granted, but he kills you and kicks you into the sun, I wish to be a secret agent

by **Iceking** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:25 pm

Granted, but you only get paid chicken bones. I wish I was as skilled as KP in rpging.

by **Giratina93** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:26 pm

Granetd, but then KP's RPGing skill drops to that of a 3 year old.

I wish I had more chocolate donuts. CHOCOLATE!

by **UltraGrunt117** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:27 pm

ranted, but you suck at everything else now, I wish I had a MAC-10

by **Giratina93** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:29 pm

Granted, but I shove it down your throat!

I wish for more CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!

by **Iceking** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:00 am

Granted, but it's melted. I wish that getting killed by an infection form in Halo 3 would show master chief getting turned into a combat form.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:04 am

Granted, but your 360 has the red ring of death and dies. I wish that you could hack people's limbs off in halo 3.

by **Iceking** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:05 am

Granted, but getting one head shot from a handgun, even with full shields, is an instant death. I wish I could create ice chains in the fall.

by **UltraGrunt117** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:22 am

Granted, but when there complete, they melt, I wish for ice that never melts

by **Godzilla Forever** » Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:47 pm

Granted, but fire "melts" instead. I wish for a banshee from halo 3.

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