King of the Hill

[raptor titanus3]

A lighting speed spy stabs everyone and saps the fort

You suck HAhahahahaha

Spys sinks back into the ground

[TyrannoTitan]

I set up an anti-stupidity array on the hill, thereby preventing RT from posting about it.

My Hill.

Seriously, don't f*cking post if you aren't going to play the game right. Just because you're bored doesn't give you the right to spam.

I relax in a lawnchair next to the array.

[Iceking]

I take a pistol and shoot TT in the head

My hill

After kicking TT's body off the hill, I sit down in the chair and begin to sip a lemonade

[TyrannoTitan]

My body rolls down the hill, before reappearing on the other side, this time rolling up the hill, before colliding with the lawn chair, sending IK falling down the hill instead.

My hill.

My corpse lays face down in the grass next to the array.

[Iceking]

After climbing back up the hill, I bury TT's body several feet away from the chair

My hill

I tosst the shovel used to bury TT away, then resumes drinking my lemonade

[Godzilla Forever]

I slice IK's head off with a scythe.

My hill.

More fishmen come, along with some Uruks, to guard the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

My underground defense gets fed up cause no one tests the ground and goes ballistic on all on the hill

my hill

A giant tower builds out of the ground blasting anything on the hill

[Godzilla Forever]

A fire ball strikes the tower, blowing it up.

My hill.

A lone Samurai goes in to guard the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

A mirror samurai forms out of the ground aand hororably defeats your samurai

my hill

Underground defense damaged but still opperational

[Godzilla Forever]

Giant spiders eat the people in the base.

My hill.

The Hydra comes and guards the hill again.

[raptor titanus3]

OOC: I'm not sure if this is considered dead or not but i'm back so let the beating on a barren hill continue

Death the kid walk by and notices that the hydra has only 7 heads causing him to go ballistic and firing his death cannon at the hydra oblirtating it

my hill

A warp storm forms over the hill causing demons to start popping up from the ground

[Godzilla Forever]

The 4 horsemen of the apocalpyse liberate the hill from the demons.

My hill.

I summon Destroyah from GEW to protect the hill.

[Iceking]

Razortail flies in and uses his weapons to reduce Destroyah to a lifeless body

My hill

I have a massive number of Xenomorph Praetorians protect me

[Godzilla Forever]

The 5 children come and slaughter the Xenos.

My hill.

I summon a horde of Kryll, along with their queen, to guard the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

Somebody shouts "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquision" causing all the kryll to light on fire and explode

My hill

A rakk hive explodes up from the ground making the hill it's territory

[Iceking]

I launch a nuclear strike on the hive, destroying it and all it's inhabitants

My hill

I set up a shop on the hill that sells the best video games ever made

[Godzilla Forever]

I burn the shop.

My hill.

I guard the hill with a chainsaw.

[raptor titanus3]

Somebody from unreal tournament aspoldes you with a nuematic press

My hill

Gravity cat sits atop the the hill and is not amused if anyone gets too close

[Iceking]

I snipe gravity cat while a mile away from the hill

My hill

I set up a lawn chair, then lay down in it and relax

[raptor titanus3]

Lawn chair turns into giant venus flytrap and snaps you up

my hill

Luaghing spy flies around luaghing so much that it's causes anyone whos hears to go nutz HAhahahahahahaha