King of the Hill

[Godzilla Forever]

Crazt frog eats laughing fly.

My hill.

Titanosaurus comes up and guards the hill on the ground, while Mechagodzilla gaurds it from the sky.

[Zephyr]

Emp fires mechagodzilla and he crash lands on titanosaurus

My hill

engulfs hill in gelatin to bounce away attacker XD

[Giratina93]

*Wanders next to hill, then eats up the gelatin.*

my hill.

*Sets up security system that roasts anyone on the hill.*

[raptor titanus3]

Falling meteor smashs into hill smushing everything on it defense included

My hill

Solar radiation lights the hill on fire and the fire won't die for 1000 years

[Evil Eye]

I wear fireproof and radiation proof clothing.
Shank you the old fashioned way.
My Hill.
There is currently a castle protecting the hill, with every defense you can think of

[Godzilla Forever]

Random quake smashes your fort.

My hill.

I summon up a berserker to guard the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

A charger can be seen at the bottom of the hill and before it charges it shouts "KKAAAAAARRRRRRMMMMMAAAAAAAA"

My hill

The karma charger runs off with your berserker and is gone in a flash then ten-thousand witchs begin to patrol the hill

[Evil Eye]

The charger is resurrected as KARMABLADE!
Brockemoth starts blaring, making everyone go deaf, eventually making their brains asplode from the horror of the awful music.

My Hill.

KARMABLADE! still defends me.

[raptor titanus3]

OOC: It's show time

I give to charity and in return I get to kill evileye and punt his corpse off my hill

What I just said

Karma charger goes off and chases cricken again while I sit on top of the hill typing this

[Evil Eye]

...

The charger is resurrected as KARMABLADE!
Brockemoth starts blaring, making everyone go deaf, eventually making their brains asplode from the horror of the awful music.

My Hill.

KARMABLADE! still defends me.

[Giratina93]

A shadow desends upon the hill as a fat 40 tonne Snorlax is airdropped onto the Karmablade, flattennig it like a pancake.

my hill

Sets up toxic spikes on the hill, so that anything that comes onto the hill is poisoned...

[Iceking]

Deathwing uses his powers over earth to open a fissure, sending the spikes falling into the opening before it is closed back up

My hill

A massive flock of twilight dragons, led by Halion, patrol the sky

[Evil Eye]

I burrow underground, and go to the center of the hill, poppping out and kicking you off.

My hill.

Your dragons now work for me.

[Giratina93]

Exhales, sending out a powerful wind that blows the dragons into the distance

my hill

Sets up a checkpoint on the hill so that anyone wanting to get on has to pay me 1500 yen.

[Evil Eye]

Calls airstrike on the checkpoint.

My hill.

Warps the hill, so you have to find it now.

[Godzilla Forever]

Cheats and finds the hill.

My hill.

A metoerite comes, revealing itself as Monster X-2, also known as Keizer Ghidorah.

[Doc 42]

*watches as the meteorite crashes down on top of G4E and obliterates him, Keizer Ghidorah then flies off in rampage*

...That was easy
My hill.

*Puts down sign reading: Beware of d.o.g*
<.<

[Godzilla Forever]

shoot mah supa laza and take the hill.

My hill.

I summon Mecha King Ghidorah to guard the hill.

[Giratina93]

*Sits back and relaes as MKG goes breserk and chases G4E off the hill.*

my hill

* The 4 members of my squad- or rather, my hencmen-guard the hill*

[Iceking]

A raviente emerges from the ground and eats all four members of your squad

My hill

The Raviente patrols underground while I keep watch a top the hill, armed with a sword