King of the Hill

[Godzilla Forever]

Craefr destroys the barrier and compresses the zombie palkia into a ball of flesh before making IK explode into a plume of flame....

My hill.

Craefr sits upon the hill on his throne while demons begin to build a rather large fortress..........

[Giratina93]

*A black hole emerges above the hole, sucking Craefr, his demons, and the hill into the Distortion world, the demons becoming singular atoms...*

my hill

*Dances ontop of the hill, now in the Distortion World...*

[Iceking]

I step out of a portal behind you and blast you're head to pieces with a single shotgun blast

My hill

I return the hill to it's original location, out of the distorted world

[Godzilla Forever]

Tom the turkey shouts "vengeance" and shoots you with a shotty.

My hill.

Tom turkey guards the hill.

[Iceking]

A hunter shoots the turkey, then drags him off to eat for dinner

My hill

I set up a free video sale stand on the hill

[Godzilla Forever]

I buy a video and shoot you in the face.

My hill.

Justin beiber music plays on the hill, threatening to kill any foolish enough the listen to it while I where ear muffs to drown out the music......

[raptor titanus3]

"I'm Weaselcake" *turns head* *KABOOOOOM*

my hill

Weaselcake teleports to the top of the hill after G4E is blown up by the explosion caused by weaselcake turning his head

[Giratina93]

*A massive demon lands on th ehill, before gobbling up Weaslecake.*

my hill

*Demon guards the hill, a titanic Katana in hand.*

[Iceking]

I attatch a hundred plasma grenade to the head of the demon, blowing it's skull to pieces when the grenades go off

My hill

I have heavy weapons guy patrol the hill

[raptor titanus3]

*Some incomprehenseible gibbersh* Giant demon's head implodes and Weaselcake teleports back out unharmed

my hill

Weaselcake: heheheheheheh

[Iceking]

Heavy weapons guy destroys Weaslecake with his minigun

My hill

Heavy weapons guy eats a sandwich

[Giratina93]

*The ground beneath the hill caves in, Ryukotsei rises up, the demon dragon swats the Heavy Weapons guy into oblivion with his tail.*

my hill

*The great invincible dragon roars into the sky, challenging all to try and take the hill from him...*

[Iceking]

I create a black hole, which sucks Ryu into another dimension before closing, trapping him forever

My hill

I put up a sign that says "no invicible characters on this hill"

[Giratina93]

*Appears behind Ik, eyes begin to glow, a parrot-faced worm demon flies out of my right eyes and pecks his head into a bloody pulp.*

my hill

*Sets up a lawn chair on the hill, then lays in it, rearraning the sign so that it says, "Tresspass and you'll be devoured by demons'*

[raptor titanus3]

"RRRRRRUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" *CRASH*

my hill

Karma charger ran you off the hill

[Iceking]

A tf2 sniper shoots you in the head, killing you instantly

My hill

I put up a neon sign that says "any NPCS Gira claims to be invincible will explode randomly"

[Giratina93]

*Revives behind IK, only to snap his neck, before tossing his body off the hill*

my hill

*Throws away th esign, before getting back into the lawnchair, ready to release more demons if necessary...*

[Iceking]

Reviving, I teleport behind you and shove a plasma grenade into your mouth, watching as your body is utterly destroyed in the blast

My hill

I take an axe and destroy the lawn chair just for the sake of annoying anyone who wants to sit in it

[Giratina93]

*As my body tumbles down the hill, all the demons that were contained in it are releashed, the demons enter IK's body, taking over, before devouring his soul and concious...*

my hill

*The demon-possessed IK guards the hill*

[Iceking]

A LFD tank tears my body apart, releasing my mind and soul from the demons

My hill

The Tank guards the hill, not caring if it gets possesed or not