King of the Hill

[UndeadRaptor]

I steal all the bullets from SS in my cloaked form, before shooting him with the bullets from a blow dart gun.

My hill.

I sit back and relax as cloaked trip mines beep, waiting for anyone who comes to close to the hill itself.

[SniperSaurus]

BANE'LESH HORE RUSH!
(Kekkekekekekekeekk!)

My hill.

The horde infest the hill and sorrounding countryside.

[UndeadRaptor]

A whistle is suddenly blown as a massive banzai charge is formed against the Bane'Lesh, all of which are destroyed by the attack.

My hill.

A small operations force of Spetsnaz soldiers quickly arrive in two seperate trucks and guard the hill, building a base and contacting reinforcements.

[raptor titanus3]

*Scene missing* your base has been ravaged by an unknown force

my hill

"it's good to have this back" I say while standing on a t-rex who attacks anything I tell it to because I'm lazy

[Ins3kt]

Gets another T.Rex to attack it. Then makes the same T.Rex falcon punch you with it's jaws, tail slap you down the hill, rip you in half, teabag you, and stomp your feeble body to the ground until it's nothing more than dust. Then I get Chuck Norris to smite the ground where you're dust was, thereby absolutely destroying everything and anything related to you and the First Law of Thermodynamics.

My Hill: I sit there with no defenses whatsoever.

[SniperSaurus]

I fire me' old trusty Barret and blow the new I3's head off, along with his T-rex.

My hill.

I sit in a ghillie suit waiting for someone foolish enough to steal my hill.

[Ins3kt]

I get my shoopdawhoop splazer and blow the grass and all people that would have happened to be wearing ghillie suits to oblivion.

My Hill: I get a fortress and put it around the hill, surround the fortress with rocket and splazer wielding ODSTs, an army of 5000 Chuck Norrises and Bruce Lees ready to smite anybody who might be stupid enough to come within 4 yottametres of my presence. As for my defence, I wear a pink winter hat.

[SniperSaurus]

Justin Beiber arrives, and steals all the manlyness rom ins3cts soliders. He then somehow grows a pair and sings heavy death metal.

My hill.

Bloodfang gaurds the hill form the bushes, waiting to ambush. (Avatar = Bloodfang need it colored though..)

[Ins3kt]

I summon a fuzzball straight from string theory to swallow everything on the hill up and send them into a new dimension.

I sit on the hill, with a the rocket launcher from doom in my hand, commando from MW2, Splazer in my other hand, and my trusty little fuzzball launcher planted behind me, ready to swallow anything that gets in my way.

[raptor titanus3]

Staregineer appears, staregineer uses deathstare it was super effective, Staregineer ate the soul of everyone on the hill

My hill

Darth Chuck Norris guards the hill with staregineer

[UndeadRaptor]

I deploy Arnold Shwarzenegger mounted on a tyrannosaurus rex at the hill, who both destroy everything in a rampaging riot.

My hill.

I just sit down and stare with a blank expression on my face as I hold an intervention, waiting to snipe something off the hill.

[Ins3kt]

I get Michael Scott and his raw hatred to distract the sniper guy, then two inch punch that guy up his...

My Hill: I sit there with an automated Justin Bieber picture thrower, which causes death as soon as one looks at the monstrosity on the picture.

[UndeadRaptor]

I send Medusa up onto the hill, who reverses the effects of the pictures, causing them to turn into stone as she makes Ins3kt turn into a statue aswell.

My hill.

I sit and do nothing, drinking a six pack of classical cola, still holding my sniper rifle on a foldable metallic chair.

[Ins3kt]

I exlode, slicing Medusa and UndeadRaptor's head off with my rocks.

My Hill: Now that I'm a rock on the hill, I sit there, as I know that I'm impenetrable. (Heheh impenetrable- lol that was so immature)

[UndeadRaptor]

I take a sledge hammer and bash Ins3kt into dust particles, knowing I have nothing better to do.

My hill.

I take multiple AT-4s for quick shooting and lay down in a bunker, the door being made of steel and small openings present.

[Ins3kt]

I get past his defences by means of MJOLNIR MK V Armor and push him off the hill into his own AT4 defences and watch as he dies.

My Hill: I stand on the hill with a candy cane of awesomeness and cookies of epicness which turn whoever eats them into the highest breed of ownage, in fact, in to a so high breed of ownage that they die instantaneously.

[UndeadRaptor]

I just call in an AC-130 while carrying the rocket launchers away, as the hill is suddenly covered in a large cloud of dust and debris.

My hill.

I run back to the hill and into the remains of my bunker, before hiding the AT-4s and watch as the AC-130 guards the hill itself.

[Ins3kt]

I use an Apache and knock that AC130 off the sky, then proceed to barrage the owner of that AC130 with random and absolutely unnecessary bullets.

My hill: I dig a hole into the hill, then sleep inside there.

[UndeadRaptor]

One of the pyros from my posts before breaks through a weak spot in the hole before laughing meniacally and burning everything in the hole.

My hill.

I sit and watch as more pyros dig themselfs out of the ground, before making a system of tunnels and burrows, hiding and waiting to ambush attackers.

[Ins3kt]

I flood the tunnels with water, then puch the guy on top of the hill down into the hole, flood him there, bury him there, and Halo teabag his drowned, buried corpse.

My Hill: sit with a garden hose, ready to flood the tunnels as soon as someone comes near them, which opens up a geyser of water.