RPG Topia E-war

[Giratina93]

*Minene and SHinobu leap out of the transport, seeing everyone here, now fairly convinced that they can rescue Yuna...*

Minene: Welcome to the E-war, rangers... where anything can happen... even insta-teleportation...

You really can't make a sheep like me look anymore appetizing.... I'm already seemingly defencless, and harmless... thus the perfect prey...

Minene: Hell, just put him infront of either Artemis or Nemesis, and they'd chow down on him without a second thought...

What's Artemis and Nemesis?

Minene: oops. Just pretend I didn't say that...

Shinobu: What lies ahead is a powerful demon that even the armies of man failed to take down... and Gira's ancestor only took him down via making him drunk and knocking himout...

Tiffany: (Don't worry... I'm certain that we can win this...)

[UndeadRaptor]

*Two rangers rush over to aid the medics and help them move Tiffany to a nearby tree, before running back to grab any supplies they could salvage from the damaged chinook. The Scout and Medic follow behind G4E's NPCs in the transport, as I signal my group over to me, letting gira go*

Ok, for one, I want a squad to stay with those two medics and Tiffany, incase something attacks! Any volunteers?

*A group of rangers raise their hands, before walking over to check up on the girl, as everyone else gets ready to go into the tunnel, rocks and debris falling in as the jack hammer wielding marines finish their work*

Marines: Ok, tunnel's open! We should hurry and get to this thing, cause I'm pretty sure the next thing we'll know is that it'll be hunting us!

3-2: Ok, 2-9, bring your squad and follow mine! We're gonna go take a quick peek to see exactly what we're fighting!

2-9: Yes sir!

[Godzilla Forever]

My NPCs land near me, as I turn aroudn rather dramatically.

"Welcome, my eld friends."

"What did you call us here for, master?"

"Tell us please!"

Mortum: "Well shut up so he can tell us!"

Mother: "Hrrrrrgh."

I smile.

"I need you to help me take out this beast called the Yamata No Orochi-"

"Oh, goddamn it, G4E. Is this another one of those anime monsters that gira's ancestors fought?"

"I'd assume."

"When will they ever stop coming?"

"I don't know, Tina. Probably never."

mortum: "I jsut want to bust some heads....."

Mother: "Hrrrgh."

"You will, Mortum, and yes, Mother, if there's anyting left, you can use the beast's DNA to make your children."

Blaze snorts.

"So what's this Orochi critter? Is it some knid of dragon?"

"Indeed, Blaze. It is actually quite powerful, perhaps on par with your father in strength."

"That's pretty tough."

"Yes..... and we have to drug it in order to hurt it...."

Mortum: "Damn druggy monsters..... I'll rip it a new one!"

"That's the spirit, Mortum!"

[Giratina93]

(An Anime monster? As if... Though one does have the grounds to criticize me of that... It's actually straight from japanese Mythology...but oh well...)

SO it seems like we're all ready then? Okay... Let's go in there and rescue Yuna!

Minene: We'll support you all the way, Lord Gira!

Shinobu: Me and Meta-Ridley will stay to protect Tiffany and the medics/squad...

Okay then... So... does anyone have Sake?

*Meta-Ridley moves forward, the cyborgflaps open his wings, revealing 8 vassels of Sake, mixed with Egg Nog, before taking them down and handing them to the soldiers...*

Minene: Uh, why do you even have Sake with you, Meta-Ridley?

MR: I have my reasons...

[UndeadRaptor]

*The Scout's ship lands nearby the chinooks, and the Scout himself comes flying out of the cockpit and the Medic calmly walks out of the back door*

Well, looks like everyone's here. Let's g- Hey, what happened to Vector 3-2? 2-9? Their squads?

Scout: Yeah, I was supposed to make that chuckle-head lose his kneecaps tomorrow.

Eh, why's that?

Scout: He broke my sandman, so now I gotta use this crud to hit my baseballs.

Ranger: Hey, Scout!

*The ranger runs up to the NPC and tosses him his Force-A-Nature, the man smirking in amusement as everyone gets ready to take out the Orochi. I get up and motion for everyone to follow me through the tunnel, before grabbing gira and taking the "live bait" with me as the rangers, marines, Scout and medic follow behind...*

[Godzilla Forever]

Tina sees the sake and runs up to MR.

"Ooh, sake! My favorite!"

Tina takes a jug and begins chugging.

"No, Tina, you idiot!"

[Giratina93]

*Meta-Ridley manages to plant his hand into TIn's face, preventing her from getting to the Sake, as he pushes her back...*

MR: If there is any left over after the fight, then you can have it, but until then...

*The Cyborg grunts to Mother and Murtum to carry some of the vassels, as Minene uses her vectors to carry two of them, as she leaps down into the tunnel after UR an dme...*

*Deep n it's den, the Orochi slumbers, though one head remains alert and awake, this head slightly larger than the others, and golden in color, as it remains on guard...*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Vector 3-2 and his team slowly descended deeper into the tunnel, one peeking down a corner to make sure they wouldn't get ambushed, before moving with the rest of the group. I continue down the tunnel. all of my NPCs close behind me, while I carry gira in one arm, the nuke in the other, as the A.I says something that makes me explode*

A.I: Hey, is that nuke ticki-

NO! THE NUKE IS NOT TICKING, D*** IT! NOW SHUT UP AND I WON'T DESTROY YOU!

A.I: Or, you could just keep me from that computer you were gonna give me.

Or that.

Scout: Woo hoo hoo! This is gonna be fun!

Ranger: Don't get your hopes up just yet...

[Godzilla Forever]

Mother uses her tendrils to hold them, while mortum slings it across his back, as my group follwos the others.....

[Giratina93]

*THe head on alert hears UR's outburst from the other end, thus waking up the serpent, 8 evil smiles spread across it's faces as the snake slithers down the tunnel, ready to hunt...*

Tiffany: (Okay, so here's the plan... When you guys see the snake, you lay Gira and the vassels of Sake down for it as an offering... Hopefully, it will go for the Sake first, so then it will become drunk... Once it's Drunk, the barrier will fall around it. Cut off the head that looks diffrent from the rest and burn the stump if you can. THat will cause the head to revert back to Yuna. Once that's done, deal with the snake as you see fit...)

(Roger that, TIffany...)

Minene: (Okay...) Wait, I hear something coming from infront of us...

[UndeadRaptor]

*3-2 and his team suddenly come running out of the darkness, screaming like something was about to tear them apart in a horror movie. The Scout grips his weapon tightly as the Medic begins Ubercharging himself and the Scout, while I turn and look at the 18 man group*

3-2: S**t, s**t, S**T! 8 headed f***ing snake is coming down the tunnel!

Ok gira, it's time to do your stuff!

*I put gira down as the marines, rangers Scout and Medic run for cover, all aiming their guns down the tunnel, waiting for the Orochi while a few stay behind me. I begin to arm the nuke for a 10 minute countdown, still watching the tunnel to be sure the serpent wouldn't catch me or anyone off guard...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I nod.

"I'll slice the head off. Let's move, boys!"

My NPCs cheer before I push gira forward, my NPCs readying the sake......

[Giratina93]

*As I round the corner, I see the massive Yamata No Orochi, the serpent glares down at me, it's nostrils flare as it smirks with glee...*

Orochi: Well well, what do we have here? My old enemy, turned into a shee- wait a sec.. your scent... it's similar but diffrent... NOW I see... your his descendant... I have waited 500 years for this moment...

*The snake rears back, ready to lunge, as I begin to cower...*

Wait a sec, mr. orochi! I didn't come here to fight, but to be a sacrifice for you... I even brought you some drinks for this sacrifice...

*Whistles, beconing Minene, Mother, and Mortum to come, the girl arrives, before placing down her two jugs of Sake mixed with Egg Nog before the serpent,a s she steps back...*

Orochi: I see... But two jugs of this... Egg Nog, from it's scent... will be enough to quench 500 years of thirst...

[UndeadRaptor]

*The Scout whistles in amusement as he is nearly ready to be Ubercharged along with the Medic, while I hide the nuke. The marines and rangers nearly break from cover to shoot the Orochi, but all keep behind the boulders and rocks they are hiding behind, just as the Scout and Medic begin glowing red, their voices getting more demonic*

Scout: (Whew! That is one ugly b****!)

Medic: I am Ubercharged!

[Godzilla Forever]

My NPCs drop off their load before backing off, Mother staring at the creature with sadistic interest........

Mortum backs away to behind the rocks again...

[Giratina93]

*The Orochi watches as the drinks are laid before him. the massive serpent plunges all 8 of his heads into the jugs, gulping down the Sake/Egg Nog mix, leaving nothing of it left as it's heads are yanked back out...*

Orochi: THat was quite the drink.. now for the actual appet-

*The serpent's eyes grow wide, the skin beenath the eyes turns red for all 8 heads, as the beasts becomes sober, swaynig a little bit, the barrier around it materializes, before shattering...*

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE! GET THE GOLDEN HEAD!

[Godzilla Forever]

I rush up to the golden head and jump into the air sword in hand.

"This is RPGtopia!"

I bring my sword down, slashing the golden head off......

[UndeadRaptor]

*The marines and rangers all leap out of cover almost at the exact time, before firing upon each head, as the Ubercharged Scout leapt up and aimed a blow at the larger head with his baseball bat. I run up with the armed nuke in hand, trying to find a way to get it into the beast, just as the Scout bashes one of the other heads with some leathal force*

Scout: Woo! You're about to get a REAL beating!

Ranger: Open fire! Take that thing down, guys!

Marine: Watch it! Make sure it doesn't attack!

Heh, some guts will be flying in a few moments. After I get this nuke into that Orochi beast, we run and I'll detonate it with this!

[Giratina93]

*Minene grabs the golden head, the head begins to fizzle and waver, turning into Yuna, whose strangely still clothed...*

Yuna: W-what happened?

Minene: Nothing... let's just get out of here and let these guys deal with this demon...

*Minene and I head out of the tunnel, allowing UR and G4E's men to deal with the Orochi...*

*The Orochi howls in pain and agony, the sheer pain brnging it out of it's drunk state, as the stump where it's cut head was begins to regenerate, the beast begins to lob fireballs at the group, on ehead slams into UR, knocking him back, while another clamps down upon G4E, trying to inject poison into him, th ebeast no longer having it's barrier to protect it...*

Orochi: FOOLS! How dare you stand in my way! I shall claim your souls and become the diety of this world! Then I shall bring eternal darkness upon the land! But first, you shall pay for defiling my dark sanctuary!

[Godzilla Forever]

I snarl before unleashing a nuclear pulse.

"No you're not! Let's get'em boys!"

My NPCs jump out and begin to rush their foe.....