RPG Topia E-war

[C S]

Takes the blame because people cant accept life is natrually f*cked up, they need to know theres someone making it like that. Goes double for someone to praise when GOOD things happen. Which means this deity is some sort of bipolar d*ck! =D


*Is smacking away at a rock face with a pick axe whistling*

[Giratina93]

*Lightning strikes Doc, before striking him and CS ten times over.*

Physics can't have fun striking judgement against a specific person... A diety, however...

*A UNSC pelican flies off the Site Logo, before entering into a wormhole, the wormhole vanishes once the pelican enters into it...*

*Several woodchucks begin to bite at CS's feet...*

[C S]

*Lightning simply jumps off of me, arcing into the woodchucks harmlessly as I oblviously swing at the rock*

Damn this pick axe sucks. Ive been doing this for hours...

*chucks pick axe into rock face, which spontaneously explodes, launching me into the blue yonder*


Well that was unexpected. Say, whats that smell...? Its the smell of self glorification and giant ego...and fail. Oh, such a woeful combination....

[Godzilla Forever]

I begin to assemble my strongest Uruks and most advanced machian for the battle, heading towards a cruiser of monstrous proportions.......

A smile comes across my face as I enter it, Blaze following, as the machina pilot begins to take off towards UR's fort.....

Khorne and Gothmog guard the throne room, while mother protects the underground, and the other soldiers protect the courtyard......

[UndeadRaptor]

* A small projector and screen are wheeled into the darkened room as I stand, the video-player being set on a table facing the white paper as I begin to turn it on, the projector showing where the tracking device is, tracking down the Collector's ship. The Scout, Jon, the Medic and all the other generals along with the Lieutenant settle into their seats as two rangers guard the main doors*

Gentlemen, I called you and our armed forces here for war to save a certain someone today - this very person being taken from our grasp when we did our best to seal it tightly. What you are seeing right now is a full blueprint of the area the tracking device is currently at, and as you watch the ship, you'll notice someone trapped in a alien containment pillar.

*One of the younger generals raise their hand out of confusion, as I point to them to ask what is needed...*

[Godzilla Forever]

The ship begins to fly towards UR's fortress, as I explain the situation.

"Alright, boys, listen up- we are heading to UR's castle so we can save our good friend Tina. She has been kidnapped by a hideous beast that only shows up on our scanners as "unknown". He has long left the area, but he is somewhere in the farther areas of the site."

An uruk captain asks a question.

"What exactly are we going up against?"

I turn to my right.

"Mr. Black? Explain to them our foe."

A large bulky predator with black armor and skin gets up.

Mr. Black: "We are going up agaisnt a deadly foe, armed with psychic powers and advanced technology. He has a perpetual shield about him that deflects most damage and can cause you to go insane."

Captain: "Will we be able to attack it form melee range?"

Mr. Black: "I am honestly unsure. It may work, but as of now, I cannot tell you the honest truth."

"Any other questions? Good. Now let us wait until we get to UR's base to speak."

The uruks sit comfortably, while Blaze sits in the back of the ship by himself, looking sad.....

[UndeadRaptor]

Yes, general? What is it?

General: WHo exactly are we going to have to save, sir?

One of G4E's NPCs, Tina. She's a good friend of mine, and this f***er that took her is getting more bullets shoved up his a** than you'd imagine, son. We're gonna take out every other breathing thing that is associated with him aswell, boy.

*The projector continues rolling the film, the small dots depicting people moving every 5 seconds along with stars and other objects thanks to the trackers specilized camera. The guards sit in wait at the main doors as the rest of my military forces prepare for war, checking their weapons, ammo and other items that will help them in battle, along with vehicles...*

[Godzilla Forever]

The roar of engines is heard over UR's fortress as my transport descends from the heavens down to ground level, 3 tripod like leg readying themselves to hold the monstrous machine's tonnage.....

[UndeadRaptor]

*The soldiers within my kingdom's walls continue with what they are doing, as the two guards signal the ship to come down closer to them, waving their arms and flashing some singal lights. As I hear the faint sound of the engines, I stop talking for a brief moment and walk to the main doors, my form as that of a human again just as I open the massive things while my armor lays nearby*

It's good to see these guys again. Scout, keep everyone else occupied while I go out to meet these guys, take Jon and the Lieutenant with you!

Scout: Got it, man!

*I begin running outside to the dropship, the doors closing behind me as the Scout, Jon and the Lieutenant walk to the front of the room, everyone else in the theater-like place somewhat confused...*

[The Kingpin]

*simply eyes the change as they touch me, the chains seemingly exploding to dust on impact*

so long as you're here...i own your SOUL....


*materialises in Gira's own mind, trapping him in with me*

[Godzilla Forever]

The ship lands on the ground before a match opens on its side. I jump out, along with Blaze and the black predator.

"We are ready. My troops are inside."

My minions begin to exit the ship as well.....

A voice, eerily similar, enters KP's mind.

"Why lie to yourself, kingpin? You only own the land. The people are not under your reign. You don't own them. You are nothing to them but a man to the others. No more, no less."

[UndeadRaptor]

Well, the warriors will have to stay out and prepare like the rest of the troops, but you three, follow me in.

Scout: So, I ever tell you 'bout this time me and my buddy Jon here we-

General: Ugh, not this pathetic joke again.

*I begin moving towards the door, waving for the predator, Blaze and G4E to follow as the Scout continues ranting on about his joke, the annoyed general coving his face with his palm. I keep moving forward, quickly tapping the door for the Scout, Jon and the Lieutenant to take seats as I slowly open the rectangular, rough and metallic plate...*

[Giratina93]

*inside the confines of my mind, two gigantic red eyes glare down at the Webmaster, said eyes being mine own, flames burning inside the irises.*

YOU DO NOT OWN ME! I AM FREE FROM YOUR CONTROL! YOU ARE NOT A RULER, BUT A TYRANT, AND SHALL BE CONSIDERED AS SUCH!

[Godzilla Forever]

I follow him, the predator and Blaze following me....

[UndeadRaptor]

*Jon, the Lieutenant and the Scout quickly take their seats as I enter the building and walked down a small flight of stairs towards the projector and it's screen, before pressing a button on a nearby remote which comepletely alters the image shown, changing the ship into a castle of some sort*

So, I believe that this race that took Tina has to have something where they all live. I personally say it's a kingdom with a massive castle, and most have agreed, so I've mapped this thing out with some hard work, and have the battle plan set up aswell. G4E, you and your forces will flank around to the back of this castle if they have one, and the Medic's army will follow behind but will take the left wall. Scout, you and your army will assault the main wall and try to take that gate down, while Jon, you'll take the right wall with those other forces I promised. I'll take any towers down with my forces and the air force will be giving us more support than the armor corps...

[Godzilla Forever]

Mr Black stands up and speaks.

MB: "A good plan, but it has a flaw: wouldn't they be able to see us? They probably have scouts and watch towers all over the area. An armada of ships is..... LESS than inconspicuous, to say the least......"

I chime in.

"Basically, he is saying it would be wiser to go for a ground assault if stealth is the name of your game......"

[UndeadRaptor]

Scout: Uh, actually we're gonna have a force of around 800,000 troops at very least for this battle. We're going to use everything at our disposal to destroy these things and save Tina, guys.

He's right. That's why I planned the battle like this, cause we're gonna have far more than enough forces to take these creatures out, and we'll have merchants and others helping us all out.

*Two pelicans arrive at the scene, landing near G4E's transport and Washington and the Meta, along with their unit come out of the vehicles before the two leaders of the group walk in somewhat unannouced*

Wash: Sorry we're late guys. Took f***ing forever to load up and prepare for battle, and Meta here was still acting like he wasn't part of this.

Meta: <We're not. He's just blindly charging us into a battle that we have no knowlege of and are just gonna get killed either way...>

[Godzilla Forever]

Blaze speaks this time.

"Ah, THERE we go! A head on assault with lots of carnage! This will be fun...."

I turn to Meta and point my sword at him.

"Remember what I did for you. It is time for you to repay the favor...."

Mr Black walks up to UR.

Mr Black: "You have a lot of courage for a human. And believe me, I have killed my fair share of your specie's "tough guys". What is your name?"

[Giratina93]

*Meta-Ridley flies through the void of space, his razor-sharp eyes catching sight of a fleet of roughly 20 Space Pirate ships, the vessels somewhat resembling Covenant ships in their bulbous fronts, but more box-shaped, and a dark blue color, the cyborg flies toward the fleet, knowing that he's need all the help he can get to retake Tina...*

[UndeadRaptor]

Raptor. Undead Raptor, remember that. Ok guys, let's move out!

Scout: Hey, big guy. I think I've seen ya before. A few days ago, actually. You played a huge role in a movie called Predators, if I remember exactly.

Meta: <Fine, but if I'm about to get killed, stand clear, cause I'm blowing myself and a wall up!>

Washington: He's like a sacrificial beast, dude. He'll blow himself up if he takes way to much damage, just for everyone else, besides the enemy.

*Everyone begins to stand except for those already up and soon walk out of the room with the exception of me and a few others who stay to discuss further plans for this battle...*