RPG Topia E-war

[Godzilla Forever]

One chicken bites onto the bat and begins to fly up higher with UR......

[UndeadRaptor]

*I pull out a pistol and rapidly shoot the chicken at point-blank range into the head, before leaping onto it's back with the bat and jump in the air, attacking other giant chickens. The sentries on the ground fire the explosive ammunition up in the air, blasting the attacking chickens out of the sky while the Engineers laugh at the scene...*

[Godzilla Forever]

Chickens expldoe violently, the combustible birds reacting violently to the candy.The chicken plummets to the ground, its face mangled as antoher chicken spits fire at UR....

Sh*t bombs rain down upon the turrets and engineers.....

[UndeadRaptor]

*The sentries grow legs and run away from the attack along side the Engineers, but come back and continue helping me out. Pyros with wings fly into the battle and begin burning the chickens out of the sky with their flamethrowers. My arm gets burned from the attack, and I leap into a pool of water down below to remove the fire...*

[Godzilla Forever]

More chickens explode from the fire, making pyros fly backwards if they were too close. The chickens begin to fall back to the random fun section.....

[UndeadRaptor]

*The Pyros chase the chickens to the random fun section, hoping to lock them in it before they could come back. The sentries and Engineers turn their attention to Gira and G4E, before firing upon them with all their weapons. I get up and grab my metal bat, the Sandman being burnt to a crisp now...*

[Godzilla Forever]

Some chickens turn around and fire their lasers at the pyros, while the rest flee....

[C S]

*Suddenly takes notice of the deformed woodland creatures that have been attacking for the last couple of pages*

...Did we just stop in a Fallout zone?

Aircrest: You didnt describe anything about our surro-

*Is suddenly in a hazmat suit*

Airy:...

Say, where did Hurp Durp the fire bear go?

*Sees Smokey rocking back and fourth in the fetal position, fur stained with the blood of the Koopas and his hat replaced with one of their shells, foam hanging from his lips and his eyes filled with burning psychotic rage*

Airy:...Guess he didnt like turtles

...Those things were supposed to be turtles?!

Airy: I suggest we leave. Y'know. Before more of those things show up and he goes on a rampage...

Eh. The way I see it, he can go on a rampage, or the radiation gets him and he becomes Bearzilla or something. Either way, sh*t hits the fan. I call dibs on his hat though *swipes the blood soaked hat and walks off, Airy following*

[UndeadRaptor]

*The Pyros send more streams of fire at the chickens as warning shots threatening to burn them into chicken tenders while the rest send shots from their flare guns at the giant beasts. A magical talking rock falls down onto Aircrest's head and lands upside down*

Rock: Help me, foo!

[Godzilla Forever]

Chicken sh*t hits a giant sentient fan and splatters aircrest and CS.

Fan: "Oh, sh*t! RUUUUUUUN!"

[C S]

*Rock bounces off Airy's head with a rubber ducky esque squeak, rebounding back into the sky wence it came, taking the massive torrent of fecal matter with it*

Aw. The sky lost its Rubber Rocky. Now how is it gonna take a bath after all that sh*t?!

Aircrest: I dont know whats stranger. The stuff thats happening, or whats in your head...

Quick! To the Batmobile! *Spinning Batman logo flies overhead, whisking me and Airy off to the next scene of our adventures*

[UndeadRaptor]

*The rock teleports into Airy's stomach, before having the stomach acids burn off the s**t on it. It soon teleports out of him, upside down and slightly stuck in the ground*

Rock: Again, help me!

[Godzilla Forever]

The fan walks over to the rock.

"Too bad I got no hands........"

[C S]

*Rock finds itself in an empty void as its attempt at interfering with a magical adventure is foiled*

*Airy and I also appear in an empty void*


...Aw f*ck.

Airy: Good job as*hole

Hey!...Shut up!

*Another spinning logo passes over head, whisking us off again whoooooo*

*Appears in a frozen tundra*

Airy:...What the hell...Why would you come HERE of all places?! And why arent I cold?!

Its called plot devices, now stop calling attention to it. I dont have more lampshades to hang!

Airy:...What?!

*I have set up a sign made of rickety wood that was just laying around convenintly that reads "Kindly f*ck off =D"*

That should ward off those that wish to f*ck around with our frolic!

Aircrest:...*Simply wanders off into the snowy expanse*

[UndeadRaptor]

*The rock fires a rainbow beam at the fan, making it split in half*

Rock: Not you, a**hole! I was talking about the Chosen One!

*The rock's eyes turn into arrows and point directly at Aircrest while it floats around towards the raptor...*

[Godzilla Forever]

Fan dies in a fiery explosion......

A giant worm pops up from under Aircrest.

"Halt! Who dares enter the emptiness that is the randomland wastelands?"

[C S]

*Worm has its head sliced open under Airy's claws, the raptor just happened to take a step down as it tried to emerge. After following Airy into the snowy unknown for a few minutes, we see someone standing in the middle of nowhere...for no apparent reason. Said person is wearing a thick fur coat and a hat with large flaps hanging off the sides*

Holy f*ck! Its a Russian! I thought they were a myth!

Aircrest:...The f*ck?

Russian: EY! YOU! Wai you imageen tha mothaland like dees?!

Pardon?

Russian: Tha Mothaland! Eet dont look like dees! Dees looks like...like zat other place! CANADA. Yees. Canada!

Wait...your telling me Russia isnt a frozen wasteland of nothingness? LIES. AIRCREST! GO CUT A B*TCH

Aircrest: F*ck that *walks off in the other direction*

[Godzilla Forever]

The worm wiggles around as its two halves slither off.

"Damn, my timing sucks! Where's my doctor?!"

[UndeadRaptor]

*The rock sprouts legs and arms, before jumping up and slapping CS on the back of the head and walks off with Airy*

Rock:... Moron.

*More Russians appear on the scene and begin to start up a riot, closing in on Compy Scavanger*

Crowd: Wai iz thee Mothaland liek dis?! Git 'eem!

[C S]

Aircrest:...Oh what the f*ck. Ive just had enough of this bullsh*t. If Im not being stalked by some jackass on Sorna, Im being stalked by a ROCK. A F*CKING ROCK! Im slo f*cking confused and angy I co- *shoop da whoops the rock into oblvion*
...I could do that...*burps*


*Is currently batting the Russians away with a bigger sign made out of metal. It reads in big red letters "Kindly F*ck off! D:<"*