RPG Topia E-war

[Godzilla Forever]

The split giant worm digs under some russians and eats them, spitting their bones out of the holes once it's done....

[UndeadRaptor]

*Russian soldiers pop up out of the ground with PPSHs before violently shooting CS all over as the crowd of angry Russians grows. The rock respawns ontop of Aircrest, somewhat angry*

Rock: Eh, I was just going to guide you away from this wasteland, bud.

Crowd: Dis eez not Mothaland! Keel 'eem and hiz pet!

[Giratina93]

*Roars in rage at both the attacks, befroe flapping wings as hard as possible, creating a massive twister, which engulfs both G4E and the sentries and Engineers, causing them to smash into each other repeatedly...*

*High up on a nearby treelimb, Meta-Ridley and Tiffany are watching CS battle the russians, while the two of them eat popcorn.*

Tiffany: So this is what the E-war was like before Gira ruined it...

MR: No... it was a far, far better place...But this is still entertaining...

[UndeadRaptor]

*I run from the scene, before leaping into a portal which causes me to land near where CS and the Russians are fighting at. I look up at the tree and see Tiffany and Meta-Ridley, before waving to them in my Scout form...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I turn into godzilla to prevent my wings being damaged in the twister, before I unleash my nuclear pulse, sending the twister's energies flying in all directions.....

Mortum appears behind Tiffany and MR.

"It appears that chaos was to be had here not too long ago........"

[C S]

Oh Jesus F*cking Christ...CANT YOU PEOPLE READ THE SIGN!? IS EXPECTING RUSSIANS TO READ ENGLISH TOO MUCH TO ASK!?
....Well holy sh*t...theres a conflict of reason...*Poofs Aircrest back to my side, the raptor's maw glowing a bright blue and white as he is about to shoop da whoop again*

....I think the radiation got to you

Aircrest: How so?

Your about to spew a beam of pure energy...and theres spines sticking out of your back

*Airy turns his head to the side, seeing the jagged plates poking up from his skin*
Airy:...Well f*ck...

But thats beside the point. Our job is done.

Airy: What job?

Back to the stasis we go

Airy: Wha-?!

*disappears from the E-war. Have fun being random guys. Dont f*ck the E-war up again and all that stuff*

[UndeadRaptor]

*The remaining Russians look around in confusion, before turning to me and raising their weapons up. I look at the group with widened eyes, before slowly walking to the right*

Crowd: Amerikun! Git 'eem!

*Bullets are suddenly flung at the area I was last standing at, a cloud of smoke looking similar to my current form there as I run off with a mad crowd of Russians chasing me down...*

[Giratina93]

MR: Seems like CS's time here is up...

Tiffany: Yeah. it's hard to keep a place like this in complete chaos and randomness, though. Eventually, order has to be maintained, and that's what the rules are here for...

*Launches three fireballs right at G4E, but not before sneezing.*

(Damn... Someone's mentioned those bloody rules I hate so much... I just wish the plots rule was lifted... but that, of course, is less likely to occur than Adolf Hitler rising from the dead in this E-war...)

[UndeadRaptor]

Someone f***ing help me!

*I continue running like it's the end of the world while the Russians chase me down, before I get hit on the forehead with a glass bottle used by one of the angry Russians and fall into the snow. I pull out my pistol and shoot the man in the head while getting up and continuing to run from the mob of Russians, now charging back towards the tree...*

[Hopeflower]

LET'S START A RIOT!

*appears in the middle of the E-war with a sawed-off shotgun, cackling insanely and shooting anyone within range*

I've had sugar. DUN MESS WITH MEH.

[UndeadRaptor]

*I open a portal up underneath the Russians, causing them to fall all around HF. The people and soldiers look around in confusion, before going at the sugar-filled maniac*

Crowd: Eez anuthar Amerikun! Git 'eer!

[Hopeflower]

*anvil falls on one of the Russians, a piano falls on another, followed by an extremely pissed off 1000-pound rabid hamster as I continue to shoot anyone who comes near, still cackling*

[UndeadRaptor]

*The Russians charge in despite the losses, some throwing glass bottles and dead fish filled with explosives at HF while the rest either shoot at her or wave melee weapons arond as they near. I sigh in relief and get up, seeming to stumble around as I near the portal that "consumed" the angry mob...*

[Hopeflower]

*rabid hamster starts eating the Russians and I continue shooting them down as they get close*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Out of boredom, I lob some grenades into the portal for good measure to make sure the Russians had died. The explosives detonate all around, killing most of the mob while the rest run off and I jump into the portal...*

[Hopeflower]

*hamster explodes for no reason, showering everyone within 500 yards with gore*

*drenched* O_o'

[UndeadRaptor]

*Once I land, I see the Russians covered in blood, guts and gore running away, before turning to face the crazy HF with a shotgun*

Eh, what's with the crazed look on your face?

[Hopeflower]

*grins widely* I like blood.... *trigger finger twitches*

[UndeadRaptor]

He he, looks like you don't know that...

*Puts cool shades on for no reason while pulling out my Force-A-Nature*

I'm faster than a speeding bullet.

[Hopeflower]

*tilts head so far to one side it seems my neck will break, still grinning, giving off a creepy-little-girl vibe*

And I'm a demon, little man. What say you to that?