King of the Hill

[Godzilla Forever]

Morgoth appears and turns Deathwing into his minion, then traps him back in his realm and claims the hill.

My hill.

Morgoth turns the hill into his fortress, guarded by a legion of balrogs......

[UndeadRaptor]

An army of Scouts charge up the hill and violently beat everything to death with their baseball bats and shotguns.

My hill.

Engineers are teleported to the scene and build sentries on the newly-placed RED base while the Scouts run around and defend it...

[raptor titanus3]

Scoots! Christian Brutal Sniper's favorite

my bloody hill

All the scouts and engineers have been killed by one invincible, psycotic, sniper

[UndeadRaptor]

I burn the area with a M2 flamethrower, than attack Brutal Sniper with a What's-His-Name-gineer.

My hill.

Digs out spider hole and hides in it with flamethrower, waiting for unexpecting fools.

[raptor titanus3]

Deathclaws migrate onto the hill and unless you want several large deadly preds ripping you apart you have to try and dig your way to safety

my hill

The deathclaws remain and nest on the hill

[UndeadRaptor]

I leap out of my cover and burn the surrounding area along with the deathclaws, making a mass-inferno on the hill.

My hill.

I throw on a hazmat suit along with a gas mask while the corpses roast, and soon cause a nuclear-fallout on the hill...

[raptor titanus3]

A radroach ate a hole in your suite and you persish

my irradiated hill

I'll go get my led underwear

[UndeadRaptor]

I respawn and snipe RT3 in the face with a laser bullet.

My hill.

I remove all radioactive beings from the hill and create a defensive line and fort while waiting for the radiation to move away...

[raptor titanus3]

Just then, hordes of zombies burrow up through the underground of the fort and eat your brains (which oddly sounds like someone eating potato chips)

my hill

I am ze ubermanch

[UndeadRaptor]

The practically indestructible Francis sudden appears out of nowhere and kicks your a*s, along with the zombies'.

My Left 4 Dead hill.

Sits and does nothing while Francis reads a news paper article...

[raptor titanus3]

Francis notices it's first addition then says the magic words: "I hate", then suddenly an infected bear appears from thin air and eats Francis

my hill

I'm still here, being Ze Ubermanch

[UndeadRaptor]

Kicks RT in a bad place for us dudes to take a shot in, before roasting him with a flamethrower and back-stabbing him.

My hill.

I roast mashmellows over my new "campfire" and laugh while sentry guns and dispensers do my dirty work.

[raptor titanus3]

*scene missing*

my hill

your sitting their thincking what the hell just happened while your sitting there frozen in a block of ice in the form of a recliner and with me relaxing and reading a magizene

[UndeadRaptor]

I burst from the ice and stab you in the face with the stick I was using, before pulling your brains from you head.

My hill. I feed your corpse and brains to a group of zombies who agree to guard the hill for me...

[raptor titanus3]

of coarse zombies can't be reasoned with so they eat your brains too

my hill

Don't move a muscle

[UndeadRaptor]

A tyrannosaurus rex erupts from the ground and pulls you back in, before violently eating you.

My hill.

I kill the rex before building a fort and watch while soldiers defend it.

[Godzilla Forever]

I call an orbital bombardment on the hill, destroying the ofrt.

My hill.

Locust from GoW emerge form the earth and guard the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR BLLLAAARRRGGGGGGG

my hill

After the space lasers turn off I emerge from a hidden location and dance a little dance on the hill

[Godzilla Forever]

Sephiroth takes care of you whilst you dance.

My hill.

Giant chickens guard the hill.....

[UndeadRaptor]

I sned the flying Pyros of epicness to roast the chickens into food.

My hill.

The flying Pyros sit and guard the hill for no appearant reason...