RPG Topia E-war

[raptor titanus3]

*still being chased*

"Wow someone just exited a good game of TF2 as the scout"

[Giratina93]

*Koopas dig as fast as they can into the ground, vanishing from sight as the dust they dig up covers them...*

*Is sent flying back from the beam hitting me, as I crash into a large tree, the tree snaps beneath my bulk, and I fall to the ground. Staggers back onto feet, my eyes scanning everywhere, trying to spot G4E...*

[UndeadRaptor]

*My eyes quickly scan the area as my sugar-rushed form turns while I pull out the Force-A-Nature and charge HF while shooting at her. Some boxes filled with bombs stop the Koopas from escaping and explode as they hit them, killing the turtle-like creatures*

Hey hey, this is fun! More gun, more fun!

[Godzilla Forever]

Suddenly, gira feels himself being pulled waist deep into the earth, as I bite and tear into his legs' flesh, hopnig to inflict maximum pain......

[Evil Eye]

*moonwalks across thread*

[UndeadRaptor]

*I turn away from HF and dive back into the portal, popping up next to EE and laughing maniacly due to the sugar-rush of mine...*

[Evil Eye]

*Laughs manically as well, despite a lack of sugar consumption*

[UndeadRaptor]

*I raise an eyebrow in surprise, before pulling my shotgun up and blasting EE in the face...*

[Evil Eye]

*swallows bullets*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Dives forward and tackles EE down, before pulling out my baseball bat and beat him with it while laughing maniacally*

Ha ha ha! You're going to get owned, brotha!

[Evil Eye]

*sidesteps*

*swallows baseball bat*

[UndeadRaptor]

Eh, um... you're gonna pay for that!

*I charge at EE again before diving at him with the intentions of him swallowing me so I can kill him on the inside...*

[Evil Eye]

*metagames*
*doesn't swallow UR*

[UndeadRaptor]

*I get up after hitting the ground than throw a kick at EE, hitting him in the shin...*

[Evil Eye]

*magic trash can from 2 ewars ago appears, encasing UR in it*

*looks around for portal gun and suitable hill* >=D

[UndeadRaptor]

*Teleports out of magical can before blowing it to smithereens with a rocket launcher. I then charge at EE and shoot at him with the rocket laucher and a pistol...*

[Evil Eye]

*facepalms*
That isn't how one solves the dilemma of the trash can.
*places UR back in trash can*
*rolls can down hill*

[UndeadRaptor]

Agh! What the hell! I'm gonna barf!

*My facial expression appears intensivly shocked and angered as I shake in the rolling can...*

[Giratina93]

*Roars in pain as my clawed feet flail around, before slicing through G4E's skin my sheer chance. The poison in my clawed feetcauses just enough pain to force G4E to let me go, as I fly upward, before letting out numerous fireballs into the ground, trying to flush G4E out...*

[Evil Eye]

*puts portal at the end of hill, and one at the beginning of hill, so that UR will be in an infinite/continuous loop or rolling*
=D