RPG Topia E-war

[UndeadRaptor]

*Rapidly punches and kicks at the trash can's inside, causing multiple dents to pop out of it as I try to escape*

Let me out, dangit!

[Godzilla Forever]

I dig deeper in the ground, causing the ground to collapse in some locations, while I wait to hear gira land again, jsut deep enough under to avoid being hurt by the balls of flame.....

[Evil Eye]

*lets UR out*
Better than a rollercoaster, huh?

[UndeadRaptor]

*Barfs all over EE after a couple of moments of stumbling around, before falling into the portal and going out the other one and does the same over and over again...*

[Evil Eye]

*ninjadodges, so that barf falls into the portal and shoots out the other one, onto the back of UR's head*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Crashes into the ground after some time of portal leaping again, before getting up and throw my hat away*

Come on, come and get me! You'll never crush me, you'll never crush my tiny head! I got sucha' freaking tiny... sucha' tiny little HEAD!

[Evil Eye]

*drinks Kwak*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Pulls out Sandman, before tossing baseball up and whacking it with such force that it knocks EE's teeth out...*

[Evil Eye]

*counters with Scary Guy*
*Sandman, being one of Scary Guy's subordinates, doesn't dare attack*
*EE is safe* =3

[UndeadRaptor]

*As the Sandman is a wooden baseball bat, the effect is useless as I lob a few more baseballs at both EE and his "pal"...*

[Evil Eye]

*posts are voided as Scary Guy is a god and everyone else sucks*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Puts Sandman up, before pointing finger at EE and Scary Guy epicly*

OBJECTION!

[Evil Eye]

Please state your purpose.

[UndeadRaptor]

Eh... Um... (Think this one through, man!)

*Thinks about a reason for objection, my face showing shock, before I come up with a reason and smile*

I object... because this E-War is free to all! No one is more powerful than the next person! And the proof is all on this!

*pulls out chart, and shows it to EE...*

[Evil Eye]

*pokes hole in chart*

This isn't Civil War, anything goes =D

[UndeadRaptor]

Still, that doesn't mean someone's gonna overpower everyone else! And I have more proof, right on this manual, which has the rules in it!

*Gives EE the manual to read through it, while I wait for him to...*

[Giratina93]

*Worms begin to eat the manual up, before latching onto UR's face...*

*Continues to fly around, an idea poping into my head as I thruat my head upward, letting out a fountain of fireballs all over the area, the flames begin to heat up the ground, which quickly turn sinto molten slag, making it far too hot for most creatures to survive in...*

[Evil Eye]

Thanks Gira.

*punts UR*

The only rule is that there are no rules.
(Actually I think TT's rules about NPCs are still in place, but w/e)... just...
DO A BARREL ROLL!
*demonstrates*

[TyrannoTitan]

Random is random. But don't be a d*ck with the "VOID POST LOLOL" sh*t, or I will smack a b*tch.


Asterisks everywhere.

[Evil Eye]

*Scary Guy kills himself with a rock*

I appears I have been duped.

Ololo TT thinks he can overpower Scary Guy.