RPG Topia E-war

[TyrannoTitan]

Indeed, EE. Indeed.

*sips drink, suddenly wearing a suit and tophat*

[Evil Eye]

The only way to stop Scary Guy is to summon LOSF.
TT, pull LOSF out of your top hat, kindly.
No, too slow.
*steals TT's top hat*

[Giratina93]

*Random Koopa pops up behind TT, while wearing a Bowser Costume, the Koopa whacks TT outside the head with a ruler, before putting on his best Bowser voice...*

Koopa: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! FOOLISH ADMIN! Did you really think you could keep me out of the E-war with your pathetic rulez! I AM ABOVE THEM!!! AND YOU!

[UndeadRaptor]

*Tears worms off of my face, before falling through a portal and pops up behind EE, before kicking him into one*

Surprise!

[Evil Eye]

*Does a barrel roll*

See, works every time UR.

[UndeadRaptor]

*Pulls out pistol, before blasting EE to oblivion using a laser from the gun's ROFL setting*

What did we learn? I always win!

[TyrannoTitan]

*Koopa explodes*

Hur dur real fool-proof plan there.

[Evil Eye]

*does not find himself in oblivion*
>=/
At least follow through on your promises.

[UndeadRaptor]

Ah well, you're a ghost now, atleast. Enjoy posessing people and doing other ghostly stuff now.

*Spins gun around on finger before blowing smoke away from the pistol's barrel as I put it up...*

[Evil Eye]

Oh, also, you missed every shot.

*Hands UR target*
Practice moar.

*LOSF eats cookie*

[UndeadRaptor]

Ugh.

*Pulls pistol out again, before charging the ROFL setting's battery too much to where the size of the laser would be too big to avoid. Points pistol at EE, before pulling the trigger and vaporizing his body while getting sent flying from the knock-back effects...*

[Evil Eye]

*ducks*

*LOSF eats UR*
No. No blasting out of him. You must give him crumbly cookies. Then you may escape.

[UndeadRaptor]

*Ride of the Valkyries starts playing in the backround as UH-1 Hueys start flying over the trees in the distance, all the gunners trigger-happy*

Pilot: Who's ready to blow these f***ers to kingdom come?

Others: All of us, sir!

*Blast's out of the LOSF while watching the choppers come in...*

[Evil Eye]

*LOSF's mouth is closed, preventing UR from blasting out*

[UndeadRaptor]

*The Hueys near us, the music easily growing louder as the vehicles come in. I give the LOSF some cookies before escaping while teleporting onto one of the choppers*

He he he, kill them all!

[Evil Eye]

...*Choppers are swallowed by LOSF, who is swallowed by Scary Guy*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Both the LOSF and Scary Guy burst into flames due to high contents of napalm-filled bombs going off when the Hueys were swallowed*

Ha! I win!

[Evil Eye]

*LOSF is not flammable, therefore he doesn't catch fire, thus unable to light Scary Guy on fire*

Besides, Scary Guy is already on fire, literally

[UndeadRaptor]

*Both Scary Guy and LOSF re still blown to pieces from the bombs anyways...*

[Evil Eye]

*Scary Guy is incapable of being blown up*

*however, LOSF steals all your cookies*

*choppers blades tickle Scary Guy's tummeh* :0>