RPG Topia E-war

[UndeadRaptor]

Ouch... spoke too soon.

*Re-opens portal, before blowing Scary Guy to bits with C4. I soon sweep his remains into it, before closing the portal to the Fifth Dimension while laughing maniacally...*

[Evil Eye]

*C4 does nothing to Scary Guy, the blast damaging UR*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Is sent flying into the air, before hitting the ground and bounces while spinning. Finally crashes near EE in a mangled-up form, before pulling out an armed grenade which detonates in my hand a second later...*

[Evil Eye]

*LOSF quickly swallows the grenade and UR, his stomach bulging momentarily as it explodes*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Soon flies out of LOSF as a ghost form of the Scout, while laughing as I fly through the air*

Hey hey, I'm flyin'! Look at all you chuckleheads down there!

[Evil Eye]

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Failwhale appears, slapping UR's ghost around with a flipper. WUT DO?

[UndeadRaptor]

*Uses ghostly powers to possess the whale, before I start crushing EE with it's massive tail out of boredom...*

[Evil Eye]

*EE is not in this conversation, as he has been talking in Scary Guy-tense this whole time*

[UndeadRaptor]

... Damn you, EE.

*Leaves whale, before destroying it with my ghostly powers as I fly off, laughing like an evil villian plotting to do something extreme....*

[Evil Eye]

*Failwhale laughs at UR's double fail: Failwhale IS a ghost, hence how it slapped your ghost around, and thereby cannot be possessed, and making it kinda hard to destroy*

[UndeadRaptor]

Ugh, damn you EE!

*Finally escapes the whale before flying off towards EE to screw him up badly for this...*

[Godzilla Forever]

THe heat does little to me, but I fly out as Rodan anyways and spit a ray and gira's face, flying about erratically......

[Evil Eye]

*Failwhale laughs at UR's now triple fail, as I already detailed the lack of EE at this moment*

[UndeadRaptor]

DAMN YOU, EE! I'll get you, somehow!

*I continue flying around in search of EE despite the fact of the lack of him, before attacking the whale with my fists...*

[Evil Eye]

*Fist goes through ghostly Failwhale*

[UndeadRaptor]

Argh! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOU, Eeeeeeeeeeee Eeeeeeeeeeee!

*My ghostly form disappears, before reappearing behind EE as I begin attacking him with my raging fists...*

[Evil Eye]

Lul, don't quit your dayjob to become a fighter.

*EE is not in this conversation, as he has been talking in Scary Guy-tense this whole time*

[UndeadRaptor]

Oh come on!

*Teleports to Scary-Guy's location, before I attack him for no reason what so ever...*

[Evil Eye]

There ya go.

*scary Guy moodily chucks his empty soda can with a bullet hole in it at UR*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Can flies through my ghostly form as I laugh at the Scary Guy's stupidity*

Ha! That the best you got, knucklehead?!