RPG Topia E-war

[Evil Eye]

*Scary Guy turns his back on UR, having chucked the can to confirm he's a ghost, realizing neither can harm the other*

[UndeadRaptor]

*My lower jaw practically drops as I see Scary Guy turn away, while rage builds up in me due to this*

Come on, come on! Hit me, big, fat coward! You'll never crush me! You'll never crush my tiny head! I got sucha' freaking... sucha' tiny little HEAD!

[Evil Eye]

*Scary Guy talks without turning, in a mechanized, metallic voice*
SG: You don't interest me. Go away.

[UndeadRaptor]

*I begin to turn away, but a glowing lightbulb pops up above me, as I turn around and rush SG to possess him...*

[Evil Eye]

*UR's ghostly form goes clear through Scary Guy*

Scary Guy: What dyou think you're doing? You're boring.

[UndeadRaptor]

*Turns and points the finger at SG, an evil look on my face as I stare him down*

Tell me where EE is! I want to kill him!

[Evil Eye]

*Scary Guy disinterestedly pulls out a Gameboy Color, and starts to play Pokemon: Crystal*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Uses ghostly powers to take gamboy away, before I smash it into a million pieces*

Talk, dangit!

[Evil Eye]

*Scary Guy makes very angry surprised face*
Scary Guy: Wai u doez det? >=0

[UndeadRaptor]

Ugh... I'll buy you a new one from the supermarket, just tell me where EE is first!

*I do a backflip in the air while waiting for SG to answer my question, wanting to murder EE for a no actual reason...*

[Evil Eye]

Scary Guy: Who r dis EE? >=|

[UndeadRaptor]

He was the guy who was here earlier that sent me through those portals over there, and you were with him a few times...

[Evil Eye]

Scary Guy: I r tell u, but first u r buy me new GBC D=<

[dinoman666]

*A Denizen walks up to Scary Guy, the foot-tall shadowy humanoid carrying a Game Boy Color, handing it to Scary Guy mutely*

[UndeadRaptor]

See? Already did, now talk.

*I cross my arms and wait for Sg to tell me where EE is so I can beat him to a pulp when I find him...*

[Evil Eye]

Scary Guy: You're awesome, Denizen thing.
*SG begins play avidly*

[dinoman666]

*The Denizen climbs onto Scary Guy's shoulder and watches him play, followed by several more, which take places all over him to watch the game*

[UndeadRaptor]

Hey! If ya don't wantcha' game boy destroyed, I'd say ya tell me where EE is!

[Evil Eye]

Scary Guy: Trololololo I still r dun no who dis EE r :0>

*Scary Guy warps with all the denizens to LOSF's stomach, where UR is unable to smash his GBC, and starts a new game*

[UndeadRaptor]

Ugh... I'll need KP's help for this, if he's even around.

*I start flying around in the direction where I think the administrator is, myself hunched over as I fly forward...*