RPG Topia E-war

[Giratina93]

*The shadowy Tediz all leap upon G4E, yanking hard on his arms and legs in an attempt to rip him apart. The giant cloud keeps growing, as the haughter coming from within grows louder. Lightning strikes emminate from the cloud, but strangely look more like a flaming whip crackling than actual lightning...*

Meta-Ridley: Great to see you here, UR... For whoever is up in that cloud to bring foth shadowy versions of banned menbers...

[UndeadRaptor]

Well, as long as I'm a ghost I'll be safe. But, we need to save G4E from this junk! Hang on, I'll be back.

*I fly back down to the scene, soaring just above the shadowy clones in my Scout form, laughing at them to get their attention focused on me...*

[Giratina93]

*A massive flaming whip strikes down from the cloud, the whip slices straight through UR's ghostly figure in record time, not only turning him from ghost to human, but also slamming him to the ground. Several Shadowy versions of LE surround the downed UR, cursing for his blood.*

???: FOOLISH HUMAN! DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU CAN TAKE ON ME, THE ONE WHO CONTROLS THE FLAMING WHIP?!?! I WAS THE ONE THAT RAISED UP THESE SHADOWY FIGURES, AND SO LONG AS I PERSIST, THEY SHALL NOT GO DOWN! (Of course, an Admin could just pop in out of nowhere and just rip me apart, but let's have this little thing play out... ) KILL HIM!

[UndeadRaptor]

*Is now on fire and rolling around to get the flames off due to the attack, before pulling out pistol and shooting some of the LE clones*

FIre, fire, fire! Help, I'm burning! Ah, oh, ugh, agh!

[TyrannoTitan]

*Gira implodes*

You added the bit about the admins. I was forced :/

[UndeadRaptor]

*My arm shakes as I raise it with a open hand, while screaming in pain from the fire killing me again*

Help me, I'm on fire! I'm gonna get beaten to death while burning alive!

[Giratina93]

Owwwww... I didn't even do anything... DAMN YOU, TT!

*The cloud rips open, as a massive spiral of energy strikes down upon UR, pinning him there as the energy spiral begins to solidify, turning into Tiffany, who keeps UR pinned to the ground with her right foot.*

Tiffany: Too bad I'll kill you before you burn to death, fool.

Meta-Ridley: -__- Why did I have a feeling it was her...?

*Numerous Politoads begin to swarm around TT, smoothering the Admin beneath their bulk...*

[UndeadRaptor]

Wait... WHAT?!?! Of all the people, it has to be YOU that'll be killing me?

*I raise my other arm, before shooting at Tiffany at point blank range with my pistol while burning alive...*

[dinoman666]

...because your master owns the Tiffany NPC, Meta-Ridley? *One of the Denizens sitting on MR's back reveals a curved crack in its head, shaped like a manic grin...*

[Giratina93]

MR: Yeah... I suppose...

*Tiffany tries to move out of the way, but is nailed in the arm by the bullet, the gunshot injury quickly regenerates as she stamps her foot down upon UR's head, causing immense pain. *

Tiffany: What, I can't try and be evil? I wanted to see just how Bowser and Gira's time as villans tend to be...

[UndeadRaptor]

Agh! I thought we were friends, dammit! Someone help me!

*I continue firing at Tiffany at point blank, hitting her some more times before the gun runs out of ammo. I drop the weapon and lower my arms, now excepting my fate...*

[dinoman666]

BAH! You don't know evil! Only I know evil around here! *The cracked Denizen leaps from Meta-Ridley's back and parachutes down towards Tiffany, laughing maniacally on the way down*

[Giratina93]

*Tiffany glares at the Denizen, her eyes raging fires as she whirls around to face it, her flaming whip lashes out, slicing off the Denizen's left arm, whiel also tearing into it's parachute, causing it to plummet to the ground.*

Tiffany: In the E-war, those who are your friends are your enemies, and vice versa. Anything can, and oftentimes will happen. THere are no alliances here. I'll deal with you later, UR...... I have this little jerkface to deal with that insulted me!

[UndeadRaptor]

Just put me out of my misery... now.

*I appear to succum to my wounds, faking my own death at the moment...*

[dinoman666]

*The whip misses the Denizen's skinny arm, but nonetheless tears the parachute. As the Denizen falls, he lands on Tiffany's head, using it as a springboard to leap to the ground, unharmed. He suddenly pulls a chainsaw out of hammerspace and brandishes it at Tiffany* Cower in fear, JACK is here! AHAHAHAHAHA!

[TyrannoTitan]

*Is inside a Baneblade*

Sooo predictable.

*Baneblade runs over random npcs Gira came up with*

[Giratina93]

And how on earth... was I supposed to know... that you were inside a BANEBLADE?!?!

*Appears before TT, eyes glowing red in rage as a massive wall of flames ruptures from my mouth, consuming the massive tank TT's inside...*

Tiffany: Ohhh... I'm SO afraid... TIme to take out the trash.

*Tiffany begins to wlirl about, her fiery whip lashes out time after time after time at the Denizen, not only knocking the chainsaw out of it's hands, but also striking it in the chest...*

[UndeadRaptor]

*My eyes open wide after a few moments, as I transform back into my feathery dragon stage, before bellowing out a terrible roar. The flames on my form die out, as I start marching towards Tiffany, filled with rage...*

[dinoman666]

*The Denizen drops the chainsaw, but is unfazed and grabs the flaming whip in his clawed hands as it's aimed at his chest, apparently unharmed* The horror! Time to begin the HORROR!

*Yanks the whip from Tiffany's hand and tosses it aside, then leaps at her, hands wrapping around her neck and strangling her mercilessly with shocking strength at odds with the creature's one-foot height*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Baneblade is fine*

Ahahaha. Flames? Melt a BANEBLADE?

*Fires main cannon directly into Gira's face, which causes him to explode in a fountain of gore*

Talk about overkill...