RPG Topia E-war

[UndeadRaptor]

Scout: Nop-wait, I did. Uh, how are we gonna contain these things now?

*AMM scratches his Bonk! Helm, wondering how to fix this situation. I continue flying away from the scene, before landing within a safe-house I had established earlier, while starting to carry Tiffany towards a small medical bed within the building...*

[dinoman666]

Well, if this is really Jack you're talking about, he could be anywhere. Not exactly the easiest critter to find, you know.

[UndeadRaptor]

Scout: Wait, hold on, again.

*AMM (Atomic Milkman, by the way) dives back into his own shadow, hunting down the denizen with a so called "cracked head," tossing each of the pests he could catch out of his shadow's current form...*

[dinoman666]

*No more Denizens exist in the AMM's shadow, having fled previously* Good luck with that. He's probably nowhere in there. You would've noticed him first.

[UndeadRaptor]

AMM: Ugh, this sucks on ice! Waita' minute! I remember seeing a crazed denizen wielding a chainsaw earlier, that was attacking one of Gira's NPCs! He could still be somewhere around where 'em shadowy banned dudes are at!

*The Scout flies off, going back to the battle that is still going on between G4E and the shadowy clones of banned members. I go to a cabinet and start plucking out medical supplies, as a certain NPC decloaks, a butterfly knife raised high above him and Tiffany's injured, unconscious form...*

[dinoman666]

*All of the remaining Denizens have vanished, nowhere near the battle* Uh, sure, okay...

[UndeadRaptor]

*The Scout stops near the scene, wondering where the denizens have all gone to. I turn in time to see the knife beginning to come down, before punching the man in the face, knocking him off balance and causing him to fall*

AMM: Hey, uh, brotha'? Could ya call 'em little pests here so we can search for that one called Jack?

Spy: Ugh! This was a disappointment!

Demoman: Ka-blewy!

Heavy: Eez not possible!

Sniper: G'day, mates!

Wait a minute, didn't KP kill y'all?

Spy: Remember that Austrailian Christmas update?

Yeah?

Sniper: Well, it brought us back, mate...

[dinoman666]

*All the Denizens have mysteriously vanished after heading towards my fortress*

[UndeadRaptor]

Scout: i mean, make then RE-appear?!

*The Scout sits down, wondering how to bring the denizens back and stop their evil leader. The Medic walks up to the medical bed, before using his Medigun to heal Tiffany while I tend to her wounds, patching them up and pulling out any shardnel from the tank shell...*

[dinoman666]

Whatever... *I go back inside my fortress, unaware of the Denizens amassing below*

[UndeadRaptor]

*AMM follows behind, pulling out another Atomic Punch drink, before chugging it down aswell, tossing it into a nearby trash-bin soon afterwards...*

[dinoman666]

*Turns on the AMM, annoyed* Hey, who said you were invited? This is private property bub!

[UndeadRaptor]

AMM: Hey, I'm the super-hero here, so DON'T think I won't come in with out an approval, or crack your skull open with a spikey baseball bat.

*The Scout shows an un-amused face, pulling out his Boston-Basher again, starting to become crazy from the sugar-rush of his Atomic Punch drink. I start covering up Tiffany's wounds with bandages and stitches, the removed shardnel and bullets now on a large tray. The Medic finishes the healing up with his medigun, while the other 7 guys from the RED team, using their new weapons, guard the safe-house...*

[dinoman666]

*I stare back at the AMM, a bored look on my face* I don't care if you're Jesus Christ, you have to ring the d*mn doorbell before I allow you in. It's common courtesy. Now shoo! I have secret experiments to do! And stuff...

[UndeadRaptor]

AMM: Well, I ain't leavin' 'till we do SOMETHING about 'em denizen things, or whatever ya call them!

*The Scout gives DM a disgusted face, before walking outside and rings to doorbell for no reason...*

[dinoman666]

Oh, just get in here. *Yanks the AMM back in* What makes you think they're here anyway?

[UndeadRaptor]

AMM: Well, aren't they usually in this place? Wait, just check underground, dude...

[dinoman666]

And why, exactly would a megalomaniacal, homicidal nutjob like Jack want to do underneath my for-- oh. Oh no. Oh SH*T! *Races down the corridor* Follow me, now, and hurry!

[UndeadRaptor]

*The Scout dashes down the corridor and slows once he reaches DM, his cape chasing behind him. I pick Tiffany up again and take her into a different room, before placing her down onto a bed and leave, going to talk with the RED team members*

AMM: Figured you'd snap out of it eventually and learn the truth...

[dinoman666]

Hey, I have top-notch security! Besides, I didn't know Jack was still alive! Can you blame me? *Races down a few more corridors, before boarding a large elevator* Come on, get aboard!