RPG Topia E-war

[Godzilla Forever]

I crash thorugh to ceilnig where UR and gira are.

I'm in! Who knows how to make pumpkin pie? I wanna make use of these pumpkin minions I've aquired recently....

[UndeadRaptor]

Eh, Gira ain't here right now, dude. But sit down and put those pumpkins up so I can start the movie!

*I soon begin the movie, various commercials and trailers starting up first, but the movie, "Jurassic Park:III" soon begins...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I rip oepn the top of one pumpkin and begin eating it like popcorn, glued to the screen......

[UndeadRaptor]

*I suck some cola out of a soda can, before putting it down as the beginning of the movie starts, with Eric and his soon-to-be step-father parasailing near Sorna, their boat driving them near the island...*

[Giratina93]

*Is fast asleep, in bed, my mind filled ith thought of TT bein impled on a pike.*

???: LET'S SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH, GIRA!

*Just manages to open up eyes as a large scaley fist impacts the side of my face, sending me flying through two walls, ou of the castle, and into a nearby tree, Meta-Ridley grins to himself as I fall from said tree, landing hard on my head.*

OWWW! GOSH DAMNIT YOU ****ING EGGHEAD! WHAT'STHE BIG IDEA TRYING TO KILL ME?!

MR: I just felt like it, tis all. Oh, nd I ound what you wanted me to get for you...

[UndeadRaptor]

*The movie progresses on, now showing a destroyed boat and dead, missing crew speeding towards a small barrier island, as Ben and Eric work frantically to escape. Soon, they unclip and fly off towards Sorna, and the scene changes to the kid named Charlie playing with some toys in a sandbox...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I continue eating my gutted pumpkins, before saying:

You know, this movie's good, but it sucks that the writer died.....

[UndeadRaptor]

Scout: Yeah. but, this movie ain't no where NEAR based on the JP series he wrote!

*Allen Grant soon comes in, before talking to Charlie, explaining herbivores and carnivores to him. Ellie follows behind with her baby, while telling the other archaeologist that the kid's only three and to wait 'till he's six...*

[Evil Eye]

*Pumpkin next to G4E r crai as its brother r eaten*

[Godzilla Forever]

Nope.

I eat another pumpkin before turning to a "crai" one.

Enough 1337 5P33K. I hate that.

[UndeadRaptor]

*The movie continues on, making me not want to explain details more, while Allan messes with Ellie's bird, Jack, trying to get the latter to say the former's name. The soldier sends his pick-axe into the pumpkin's head, silencing it...*

[Evil Eye]

*Scary Guy bops G4E on the head*

SG: Lrn2Differintiate1337/e

[Giratina93]

Really? THat's quite good to hear.

*Gets back onto feet as the mighly Space Dragon leaps down onto the ground.*

MR: Now, this took me a little while to translate from middle english to modern english, and I had to substitute a few words for what we'd call them today, so the events that occured when these words were said may not make much sense, but...

I understand that, Meta-Ridley. Now, what happened?

[raptor titanus3]

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!

[UndeadRaptor]

*The movie progresses even further on, as scary guy's mouth is removed, keeping him from talking for the rest of it...*

[Giratina93]

Meta-Ridley: 500 years ago, during the war between the humans and demons here, there was a Royal Prophetess named Durama. She was the person who foretold events that would transpire for those whom asked her. During the middle of the war, she was in her little house, several miles from the king's palace when a large asteroid slammed into it. Strangely enough, sh wasn't killed by the strange space rock, but instad, a strange bluish substance took control of her body, turning her into it's guardian.

Sounds like a Leviathan Seed to me...

MR: Yes, that's what I think. Leviathans tend to be launched from the Planet Phaaze once every 50 years, and in random directions. Now, back to the story. The substancewrecked horrific pain upon the prophetess, and nearly brought her to death. However, she was able to stay alive by sheer willpower. She tried to ask for help from those around her, including the King, but all refused, too afraid to be contaminated by the substance. This made her bitter and angry toward all life. Then, the final straw snapped when the horrific legion of demons known as Yuna attacked the palace. Durama tried to stop her, but even with her enhanced strength, she was no match for the demon. Her final words as she succumbed to death itself were, "Soon after the Demon Queen turns into an ally of humanity, the moon will become Hell's messanger of death..."

*Is by now sound asleep, bored by the dragon's story...*

MR: That guy always did have a patetic attention span...

[Godzilla Forever]

Mortum pops up behind MR.

I've got a story for you to hear. Do you wish to hear it?

I slice scary guy's head off and continue eating pumpkins......

[Giratina93]

*Meta-Ridley turns around, both me and the dragon ready to listen...*

MR: Why of course... there's not much else to do as of now...

[Godzilla Forever]

Mortum clears his throat.

A long time ago, in a place far from here, there was a king. He lost all he loved to a deadly war many years ago. People still had not fully recovered from said war at the time. Sad, alone, and hating man's cruelty, the king set out to end his own suffering. However, it would not be easy; he was cursed to live as long as an amulet hidden from the world was in one peice. When he died, he would become one with the world. He never understood the second part, but was willing to take his chances. He fought monstrous beasts, climbed the highest mountains, swam across the blood red sea, and slew the tyrannical king of the north, Tyr. After weeks of travel, he finally reached the resting place of the amulet. Guarded by hordes of undead, the king defeated the beasts and finally came to its exact location. However, it was guarded by a terrible monstrosity, and the two fought for three days straight. What happened afterward, no one is sure. Some say he destroyed the amulet and died from his wounds inflicted by the beast. Others say he was turned into a beast and was forced to guard the temple for all eternity, thus "becoming one with the world".

[UndeadRaptor]

... Go outside if you want to talk. Trying to watch a movie here!