RPG Topia E-war

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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:21 am

NO IT ISN'T!

*Dropkicks EE from out of the blue, knocking the cat launcher out of his hands.*

*Yuna begins to glare at Tiffany, whose now backing away very slowly, befor estopping.*

TIffany: That was just... me seeing what being truly evil was like... that's all...

Yuna: For some reason, I doubt that.
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:24 am

A giant chicken takes a sh*t on EE.

Chicken: Gets'em every time.....
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:31 am

*The gerbil squeaks as if it was agreeing with Yuna, before turning the video's audio up and replays it for a moment. The movie continues on more, as I gulp down more of my cola...*
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Evil Eye » Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:15 am

*Jumps out of Gira's way, avoiding the Chicken's droppings as well*
*laughs as Gira sails into a gas station*
*buys orange soda from gas station*
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:27 am

GRRRRRRR!

*launches out of the gas station, slammnig right into UR's stomach, knocking the air out of him as he's sent flying into a large tree, the soda can knocked out of his grasp... I watch as it falls to the ground.*

MY SODA!

Tiffany: I swear, I was only just seeing how being evil was like... (But then again, back then I didn't feel like myself... something had urged that on... but what...?)

MR: Yawwwn...
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:30 am

Ugh... can't I just watch a movie in peace?! By the way, there's an extra in the mini-fridge up in the booth.

*I get up and dust my jacket off, before leaping into the theatre's camera booth, opening a small refridgerator and toss Gira a full can of cola, while bringing one out for myself. The gerbil squeaks in disagreement again, before messing with the DVD's volume again until only voices were heard on the T.V. itself...*
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:50 am

Thank you...

*Opens up the soda, befor eguzzling it down quietly...*

*Tiffany's eyes grow in horror as what she hears registers into her mind, the girl collapses onto her knees, shaking uncontrollably...*

Tiffany; Did... Did i really say those things? I... I...

Yuna: Seems like you've been caught redhanded, girl. (But that's not what I sense to be odd with her... there's something else... )
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:52 am

Hey, uh, Gira? I got a favor to ask you, can you keep this movie rolling while I'm gone for a bit? I got something to do.

*I disappear, before reappearing behind MR in a blue striped suit, white collared shirt and a red tie*

Hey guys! Anything n - eh, what's that?
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:04 am

*Gets to work keeping the movie rolling...*

*Tiffany, whose by now very much distressed, vanishes in a cloud of black smoke, which dissipates in the wind...*

Yuna: I didn't think she'd react like THAT...

MR: yeah.. .oh hey UR. We were jsut talking about Tiffany's... evil behavior earlier... that's all....
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:07 am

Wait... what?!?! I don't recall her acting like that before!

*I look at the playing recorded video on the T.V., before laughing as if it was completely fake, gulping down some cola soon afterwards*

That right there is nothing more than a fake!
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:12 am

*Both Yuna and Meta-Ridley's eyes narrow in shock and rage, befor eth elatter grabs the little rodent that showed the blasted video and begins to strangle him.*

MR: Why you little rotten rodent! You tri- wait a minute...

*The space dragon puts down the rodent, befor ethinknig hard...*
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:15 am

*The gerbil squeaks and squeals while breathing heavily from being strangled, before disappearing for a moment again, soon returning with a small, rodent-sized robot with a surprisingly small camera on it. I laugh at that aswell, before turning back to the T.V. and point at the flaming form of me*

Uh, does THAT even look like me, guys? I mean, look at me, than the T.V. "me"! Also, who's to say Tiffany wasn't posessed in the first place?!
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:48 am

I fall form the sky behind UR and the others.

Damn, I hate hammerspace travel..... what's the haps, guys?
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:18 am

Yuna: Possesed? you certain of that? (Wait. That DOES make alot of sense... but what could have possesed her?)

MR:... Yeah... that might explain a thing or two... oh hi G4E!
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Godzilla Forever » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:20 am

I turn to MR.

So, what happened while I was gone?
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:29 pm

Uh, weren't you watching the movie with everyone else, mate? Also, I'm quite certain that Tiffany was posessed in the first place, 'cause we should know better than to think she'd try doing this in the first place!

*The gerbil squeaks, pointing at both the spy-bot G4E crushed when coming here, before moving his hand at the T.V.. Soon, he writes down on the paper that he hadn't filmed any of that, but something else had...*
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:41 pm

Yuna: You have a point... but what could have possesed her?

MR: all database searches of things that could have possesed her don't match up to the energy signatures that appeared during the entire event. Not Phazon, Not Admins, nothing at all...

*Finishes drinking soda,before I head off to find something random to do...*
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:45 pm

The answer is all on this disc, my friends.

*I open the VCR up, before throwing the current DVD out and putting the one that was in my pocket inside, turning it on soon afterwards. We soon see a small, 4-legged robot going to work near Tiffany's head in the saferoom, before pulling out a small chip within it, while I gulp down some of the cola and fast-forward the video to where phazon lay in the area Tiffany's head was*

Guess we got more than ONE culprit now, isn't that right?
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:58 pm

Yuna: it appears to be that way... I'm no expert in possesing people.

MR: From what I could tell, whatever it was that possesed her created that phazon there... perhaps just to throw us off... or it could be a strain of phazon never before documented that possesed er, and that strain is what's there on that bed...
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Re: RPG Topia E-war

Postby UndeadRaptor » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:00 pm

And, if I play this video EVEN further ahead...

*I fast-forward the video a bit more, showing HHH attacking me in the darkness and impaling me into the wall, as the lights come back on and the phazon attacks the pumkin-headed being, while Tiffany bursts in...*
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