RPG Topia E-war

[Godzilla Forever]

I say to UR, Hammerspace travel, my friend. Got puleld thorugh a wormhole to here.

I turn to the situation.

Robots? Really? Don't we already have enough problems here?

[Giratina93]

Yuna: Now THAT's something I wouldn't ever expect to see... blue slime attacking someone...

MR: It appears as if that Phazon is sentient... or someone's controlling it. Most likely the latter, though I have seen sentient Phazon before, on one occasion...

*Is now far away from the rst of the Site, searching for someone to fight me.*

CHEEEEEEESE!

*Reappears in KP's throne, grinning manically with my sanity ha run dry...*

[UndeadRaptor]

Yeah. It was still pretty painful getting impaled like that, too. (Guess nobody really cared I almost DIED.)

I gulp down some more cola, before walking off in the direction Tiffany went, while the gerbil writes a note for me and presents it to everyone else around him and the T.V.*

Note: I'll be back, guys. Wait here for me...

[Giratina93]

MR: Well, it seems like I have some things to wrap up...

Yuna: Really? aww man...

*Meta-Ridley spreads his leathery wings, then takes off, flying off toward the Site Logo, Yuna herself heads off to go see what else is new in the Site...*

Now lie I like a king!

[UndeadRaptor]

*the gerbil squeaks and follows behind Yuna, while writing a note for me saying everyone left. I break into a sprint and abandon my cola, chasing after Tiffany to tell her the news. The movie continues playing despite nobody operating the film's machine working it, everyone watching with interest...*

[Giratina93]

Wait... wasI supposed to do something?

*Rips KR's throne from where it is, before taking it to the safehouse, where I resume maintaining the film...*

*Tiffany, still trying to find me, fils to notice UR coming up behind her...*

[UndeadRaptor]

Hey, Tiffany! Wait up!

*I continue rushing up towards the NPC, breathing hard as I use up my energy to catch up to her. The gerbil squeaks as it follows Yuna, dashing up to her side soon afterwards...*

[Giratina93]

*Tiffany stops, then turns her head around, spotting UR heading toward her...*

Tiffany: Hi there, UR! Um, do you know where Gira happens to be?

Yuna: Oh, your following me, little gerbil? Is there something you'd like?

I NEEDZ MOAR ENERGY!

[Godzilla Forever]

I follow UR and the others out of curiousity. I had nothing better to do anyways...

[UndeadRaptor]

Well, no. Buuut, we did figure out what really caused ya to turn evil!

*The gerbil squeaks and continues to follow Yuna, shaking it's head to remove some water trapped in it's fur...*

[Giratina93]

Tiffany: Huh? What do you mean? (If that's the case, then there may be hope... for explaining what's happened in the past...

*Yuna continues onward, heading for where Bowser's Castle used to be, and for the large Sand Vessel that I had told her about before...*

*Is now completely bored, with no one wanting to fight me at all.*

Well gee... this is rather dull... TT should start up a Civil War here.... to liven this place up, damnit. Time to see how my own place is doing...

*Opens up my right hand, a spiraling twister of draconic energy surges from a small opening in it, the twister connects with a mirror hanging on the wall, a portal opens up at the connecting point. I leap into the portal, as it closes behind me...*

[UndeadRaptor]

Uh, just follow me and you'll figure out.

*The gerbil stays close to Yuna and follows her, as the T.V. pops up near me and Tiffany, showing the bot pulling the small chip out of her head in the room of the safe house she was recovering in...*

[Giratina93]

Yuna: Man, is it nice out... The sun is high up in the sky, the birds are out chirping...

Tiffany: Wait a sec... THat was...

*Deep in the Distortion World, a portal rips open, I fly uot of it befor elanding on both feet on a large floating rock. My eyes grow wide in horror and rage as I see large clouds of poisionous gasses, those I have never seen in the DW, flow everywhere, all treelife in the area that comes into contact with the gases dies instantly.*

What... has happened here? The only thing similar to this is the sea of miasma below... but never has there been... poisonous gases in here... Who could have polluted this place? WHO?!?!?

[UndeadRaptor]

Not just a nano bot, but THIS as well!

*I fast-forward the video to where Tiffany leaves the room, the phazon on the pillow her head was at as I see what it was, pausing the entire thing just before my near-death experience... again. The gerbil nods in agreement, before disappearing for a moment and reappears in a small, silver-colored flying car and follows Yuna in it...*

[The Kingpin]

*the throne disappears into thin air, returning to it's location, replaced with a 3 gigaton nuclear bomb with a built in dimensional lock keeping it in the Distortion World, at Gira's location, till it goes off*


*speaker on the side of the bomb begins to crackle to life*

Kleptomania is dangerous, Gira. you should consider that before trying to take my property...

[Giratina93]

*Eyes narrow at the sight of the Bomb, my already angered state even more provoked by this, as I open up yet another portal, then fly through it, exiting about 40 kilometers from the bomb.*

I'm sorry, Kingpin, but as the ruler of this dimension, I thought that a throne would be most... satisfactory for myself, and considering that you yourself haven't showed up since the last Civil War, and instead only used that over-powered winged lizard of yours...

Tiffany: Awww... I know that there was the pool of Phazon there, but...

[UndeadRaptor]

Me and some of the others believe it's one of the two larger factors that caused you to turn evil like that, but we still don't know if these are the only ones yet.

*The gerbil continues flying next to Yuna in it's small, roof-less hovercar, squeaking with a helmet on it's head, a glass mask covering his face...*

[The Kingpin]

*the explosion sends a shockwave outwards for hundreds of kilometers, the sheer force of the blast obliterating everything in its way, Giratina included*

[Giratina93]

*At the last possible moment, my forme wavers, becoming transparent, the massive thermonuclear explosion blasts through my ghostly forme, I wait for the dust to settle before becoming solid once more. I see the horrible damage wrought by the bomb upon the Distortion World, entire areas now nothing more than an endless sea of miasma and poisionous clouds, any possible radiation or side effects from the bomb being neutralized by my very composition of thousands of demons...*

grrrr... KINGPIN! COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT ME YOURSELF! OR SEND THAT BLASTED DRAGON OF YOURS TO FIGHT ME!

Yuna: You got quite the ride there, gerbil. I like it.

Tiffany: I see.

[UndeadRaptor]

*The gerbil nods, before disappearing for a few more moments, returning with a similar hovercar, but larger so a human could fit in it, while flying in his own still*

Wait a minute...

*I zoom in the video some how, showing some more things around Tiffany's head that had obviously or probably corrupted her as well...*