RPG Topia E-war

[SniperSaurus]

*I dive into the room with dual Glock's and spray bullets at UR*
"Eat tungsten you madman!"

[UndeadRaptor]

*SS falls into a portal along with his bullets and is sent into another dimension filled with evil little midgets*

Well, that was random...

[SniperSaurus]

*I land and look around, seeing midgets everywere*

"BAAAAALLS!"

"Sheila, remind me never to try that again."

"Yes sir."

[UndeadRaptor]

*the midgets, all armed to the teeth with weapons and armor, charge at SS and start beating him up with blunt objects or chop him up with blades and other sharp items...*

[SniperSaurus]

Go go mighty morphin power ranger, ORANGE-BLUE-GREEN-RED!

*I turn into a power ranger?.... and kill all the midgets.

"Now, how do we get out Sheila?"

"We don't."

[UndeadRaptor]

*More midgets quickly swarm SS and Sheila, before clobbering, cutting and impaling the two with their weapons...*

[SniperSaurus]

*I set off a predator wrist-watch wich I somehow acquired, somehowiously.*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"

All the midgets are killed, and a pop up in heaven.. again...

[UndeadRaptor]

*A bunch of contracts from before quickly crush SS, telling him to sign and dedicate his eternal life to me, the user being pummeled by them*

Contract: Long time no see!

[SniperSaurus]

"You know, I never understood how the contracts are born.
*Loads AA-12 and primes*
"Ah well".

[UndeadRaptor]

*One contract bashes SS in the face and send him flying, before the others, just as massive as the last, pin the user down. A large feather quill and a bottle of ink falls down for SS to sign the large papers...*

[SniperSaurus]

Gaaaaaah!

*Chestburster breaks from my chest*

I look down at my chest.

"ooooh balls."

Alien: "Oh, Hai!"

[UndeadRaptor]

*the chestburster is impaled with the tip of the feather quill and sent flying down to Hell, before the item wipes the blood off and dips itself into the ink...*

[Giratina93]

*Yuna is by now in the command center of the ship, her hands grippnig the wheel tightly. The wnd picks up, slowly pshing the mighty sand vessel out into the great desert, where me and my crew had fought the Jhen Moran many moons before...*

[UndeadRaptor]

*The gerbil soon lands his vehicle and scurries out onto the deck of the vessel, before climbing up a massive pole and acts as a look-out. I yawn, before continuing to search for evidence all on the bed, the denizen watching with interest, all while pointing a ray-gun from within the darkness at Tiffany...*

[SniperSaurus]

Not again.......
*picks up the pen*
writes "UR can suck it!"

[UndeadRaptor]

*Mr. T pops up behind SS and picks him up by the neck, before violently punching his face with his brass knuckles. The contracts wait for him to finish for SS to sign each of them, laughing as he was mercilessly beaten up...*

[The Kingpin]

*a flash blinds Mr. T and SS, Smooth Criminal starting to play as Mr. T's Arch nemesis appears: Michael Jackson*


*MJ tackles Mr.T into a massive plender, destroying them both, before being sucked into a black hole and disappearing from the E-War to uphold the 'NO NAMED NPC' RULE*

The verdict for you crime is....a boot to the head.

*a massive steel-toed boot hurtles out of the sky, burning up from it's speed, colliding with UR's skull and sending him flying through a wall, a permanent dent mark on his forehead from the boot's impact*

[UndeadRaptor]

WHAT THE!!! WHY THE HELL CAN'T I STOP BREAKING THAT RULE?!?! (My head... eet hurts. D:)

[Godzilla Forever]

A giant foot stamps on UR as well before disappearing into oblivion....

[UndeadRaptor]

AUGH! GAWD DAMMUT! U SUN UF UH B*TCH! (Now me foot hurts as well... X2 D:)