King of the Hill

[UndeadRaptor]

Blows everything up besides nuke on the hill with laser gun.

My hill.

Lauches nuke and destroys the rest of the site, laughing as this happens.

[SniperSaurus]

"Headshot"

I my gauss cannon and begin gaurding the hill.

my hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

Saps cannon, before breaking your neck and destroying it with a sledge hammer.

My hill.

Ninja denizens guard the hill while they and Jack launch off more nukes.

[SniperSaurus]

An alien queen bursts from the cover of the forest with a hoard of aliens, and they devour Jack and the ninjas.

The queen gaurds the hill with the aliens, so numerous, the groudn appears to be black, and moveing.

My hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

All the denizens violently burst from the xenos, killing them off, before leaving as the last few nukes are launched.

My hill.

I guard the hill with an elite commando team and some dragons, along with a pack of deinonychus.

[SniperSaurus]

A blackhawk lands with me and a team of cammandos who demolish the elites and the dragons, but leave to dinosaurs for the blackhawk to clear with its gattling gun.

Me and my team gaurd the hill, with the blackhawk ovearhead.

my hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

The last nuke sent into orbit comes back down on the hill and obliterates everything.

My hill.

I sit as more deinonychus run in and help me guard the hill, while tyrannosaurs do the same.

[SniperSaurus]

A freighter falls out of orbit, due to a malfunction, caused by sheila, the insane rouge, A.I., and crashes, killing all the animals on the hill.

Sheila sets up cyborgs, androids and turrets everywhere around the hill.

This facillity, known as the hill, is now under my control.

[UndeadRaptor]

The hill is quickly MAC bombed by a UNSC frigate.

My hill.

I sit as two national soccer teams kick around the remains of Sheila as practice.

[SniperSaurus]

Sheila goes nuclear, and clears the entire planet of Hillmania of all life.

The hill is gaurded by all previous contendors for the hill, a massive army indeed.

My hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

Hill disappears from hillmania and leaves Sheila and her minions to be sucked into a black hole.

My hill.

The hill reappears on Earth, where I sit in Hawaii on top of it, relaxing as waves crash into the shore.

[SniperSaurus]

After a millenia of searching for the hill, one of my andriods locates it, and sheilas armada attacks the hill, on earth.

A facillaty is built upon the hill and gaurded by auto-matons.

My hill. (With UR's head montued on it )

[UndeadRaptor]

The hill is moved to the moon, and Sheila, along with her army, are pulled into another black hole, which flings them into the sun and destroys them all.

My hill.

Wonders why SS is doing this ridiculous thing again, despite being told by TT to knock it off, while sitting with space monkeys on the hill.

[SniperSaurus]

A large meteorite crushes UR and flings the hill back to earth.

A platoon of Eziok clones surround to hill from all angles, weapons ready.

My hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

A whirlpool sucks up all the clones, and sends the hill flying into the artic.

My hill.

Climbs mountain to snipe from there and guard hill while sentries and Engineers sit on top of it, the Northern lights visible in the distance...

[SniperSaurus]

A massive boom echos across the arctic wasteland as UR's head is blown to little bits, and his body rolls down the mountain, spattering blood as it goes.

I claim the mountain and take the engineers hostage.

I sit inside a scorpion tank, gaurding theh ill while the engineers are strapped around a tank of C4 and napa;m.

My hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

Carpet bombs everything on the hill and mountain with bombs being unloaded from a C-130 Hercules.

My hill.

Goes back onto hill with artic ghillie, waiting with a white-colored intervention on the mountain.

[SniperSaurus]

I'm launched from a droppod on the U.S.S. Nantucket, the dropod lands directly on UR, splattering him.

I setup a 50 cal. turret inside a concrete bunker, with a heater and hotdog vendor inside!

my hill.

[raptor titanus3]

I toss a pillz into your bunker and Louis goes crazy on your bunker, eats all your Hotdogs, and leaves with his beloved pillz

my hill

An angry Russian with an AK-47 drinking vodka sits atop the hill and his Name is Nickolai

[SniperSaurus]

"EH, NIKOLAI!"
*Nikolais' head is seperated from his body by a tomahawk*

My hill.

The hill is gaurded by a team of German Ninjas. with Mp40s.