RPG Topia E-war

[UndeadRaptor]

*The deinonychus turn and look at Gothmog, before dashing off, two clouds of smoke showing their last pose as they sprint off in two different directions. A white glove pops up and grabs Gothmog, while another soon appears and begins punching him...*

[Godzilla Forever]

Gothmog growls before he bites on one glove's finger, ripping it off and beginnnig to voraciously eat it.....

[UndeadRaptor]

*The glove ignores the injury as blue and pinkish liquid sprays onto Gothmog's face, the massive hand continuing to beat the crap out of the dino's head...*

[SniperSaurus]

*loads -50,000 gauge shotgun*
DIE MR. T!
*Blows apart Mr T and all the contracts, then leaps down to earth*

"Muhahahahah!"

I pickup my glock 18.3 again, and hunt for UR.

[UndeadRaptor]

*About 5 dozen BLU Scouts, all armed with a Sandman, FaN and Shortstop appear, before charging at SS after hitting him viciously with baseballs...*

[SniperSaurus]

NGR soldiers charge the scouts and fire their auotmatic, NS-.12 drum mag crossbows at the scouts, tearing them apart.*

Loads glock.

"I'm about to pop a glock and make a brain slushie outta you"

[UndeadRaptor]

*The Scouts are far too quick and escape the attacks, before grabbing their baseballs and pelting the new threat with them, stunning them all greatly*

Scout: Play ball!

Scout: Let's waste them!

Scout: Woo!

Scout: Oh, yeah!

[SniperSaurus]

*Tears through one of the scouts with a colonial marine pulse rifle*

"Who's next!"

*A dropship lands and unloads a team of marines, armed with pistols and pulse rifles*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Scouts pull out un-nerfed FaNs, before mowing down the marines in no time with all the shotgun rounds. Soon, they turn their attention back to SS, before charging in and beat him up with their bats*

Scout: Boink!

Scout: Not so tough now, are ya?

Scout: Who wants some of this?

Scout: Woo hoo hoo!

Scout: Yeah!

[The Kingpin]

*sees the pathetically uncreative chaos, eyes narrowing*

ugh...incompetence surrounds me...

*turns away as a fiery portal opens up, disappearing within as it closes, an explosion vaporising everything within 10 feet of it*

[Godzilla Forever]

A giant sentient chocolate bar lands near UR's group, and begins to crawl towards them. "I HUNGER!"

[UndeadRaptor]

*A rabid BLU Heavy appears and eats the chocolate bar in a few bites, thanks to an over-sized head. It soon vanishes, while the deinonychus from earlier dash away from that general area to escape the distracted Gothmog...*

[Godzilla Forever]

Gothmog breaks free before he heads towards UR's randomness conflict....

Fish people soon atack UR as well...

[UndeadRaptor]

*The fish people, as they had been last time, are sucked into a random black hole, before being spit out somewhere far away as fish sticks. The hands persue Gothmog, hitting him when they can for no obvious reason...*

[Godzilla Forever]

A giant turkey falls on the hands and begins to violently peck them to death....

[UndeadRaptor]

*The turkey is quickly grabbed by a hand and sent flying to the moon, before the gloves continue their chase on Gothmog...*

[Godzilla Forever]

The turkey fleis back down and sh*ts on the gloves, vaporizing them on impact and sending Gothmog flying across the site.....

[UndeadRaptor]

*Gothmog is suddenly stopped by a rolling tank, which crushes his head under it's tracks, leaving a gory mess of organs, blood and bones all over the place...*

[Godzilla Forever]

Gothmog: ???

Since only his head got run over, there's no way he'd jsut expldoe randomloy and is quickly summoned back to ISS, before the turkey sh*ts on the tank too.

[UndeadRaptor]

*The turkey suddenly and randomly explodes as G4E is suddenly knocked out with a blow-dart in the middle of his fight, along with IK, before the former is carried away to some random place in my safehouse...*