King of the Hill

[UndeadRaptor]

I grab an energy sword and stab you in the back twenty times, before skicking you into the Sparta pit.

My hill.

I do what I did last time with the energy sword as a companion.

[Godzilla Forever]

DIABLOS STAMPEDE!

My hill.

Wild critters from all voer live on this hill now. Touch it and you'll eat uranium slugs for brekfast, lunch, and dinner for all eternity.

[raptor titanus3]

A giant Tank known as a Storm Hammer drives up the hill firing all twelve of it's 6 inch guns at intervals of 12 seconds, anything that hasn't gotten out a dodge by now is a smoking pile of ash

My hill

I pop out of a hatch and wave my comissar sword over my head

[Godzilla Forever]

As promised, a uranium slug shoots straight through RT3's head from the heavens, blowing it to chunks, before other shots blow up his tank.

My hill.

The land is terraformed into a frozen wasteland, as some yetis party on the hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

A bunch of dwarves charge in and kill the yetis.

My hill.

The dwarves begin to set up camp on the hill.

[Godzilla Forever]

Gobbos go in and make mince meat of the dwarves.

My hill.

Da orcs be ownin' da hill now!

[raptor titanus3]

A wave of tanks run over the oversized green slugs

my hill

Do not mock the Tank Comissar

[UndeadRaptor]

The hill's bombed X100 by Allied bombers.

My hill.

Allied forces set up a bunker and trench/pillbox system around it to defend the hill, as well as AA batteries, AT guns, mortars, barbed wire, mines, etc...

[raptor titanus3]

C? *BOOOOOOOMMMM*

My black hole

Ceeman spamed invisible sticky bombs and destroyed everything

[Iceking]

I drope a nuke on the hill, the nuke's blast destroying Ceeman and his stickies while leaving everything else on the hill undamaged.

My hill

T-virus infected raptors patrol the hill, infecting anything that comes too close

[Giratina93]

*A dark portal forms upon the hill, sucking ni all the infected raptors, the other end of the portal flinging them into IK's bedroom.*

my hill.

*Rises up out of the shadows, before claiming the hill as my own. I put up a sign that says, "Warning, Gorog known to roam near hill." before I fall asleep...*

[Godzilla Forever]

A meteor comes down and vaporizes everything on the hill.

My pile of ash.

I set up an electric fence that has a sign that states "danger: 3,000,000,000 volts" on it.

[raptor titanus3]

EMP *zap* *Sputter*

my hill

After dropping G4E into a pit of snakes I immedeitly fall over being dead tired

[Godzilla Forever]

I arise as an Uroboros and eat RT3.

My hill.

The hill soon becomes an Umbrella test site...

[UndeadRaptor]

I drop a tactical nuke on the hill, before putting a UNSC flag up at the top of it.

My hill :3

A new base is set up on the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

VIVA LA FRONCE *Suddenly French Paratroopers are everywhere hitting the Marines with gaint French Rolls and shooting them with FA-MAS Rifles

my hill Napoleon: "NO!" I mean The glorious French hill "Good"

After Tossing me in a Ditch Undead Napoleon has the Paratroopers dig in while muttering uncoherently in French

[UndeadRaptor]

The entire hill is suddenly burned by flying pyros from the heavens, followed by a horde of scouts who bash skulls in with their spikey bats.

My hill.

The place is swarmed by the scouts and pyros.

[Giratina93]

*The ground around the hill begins to crack and widen, causing the hill to plummet down into the dephs of Hell, the Scouts and Soldiers burn up as the hill splashes down into a large magma pool.*

My hill.

*All around the hill, what sound slike a snarl echoes, as a massive, pitch black Kitsune demon with 7 tails leaps upon the hill, claimnig it as his own...*

[Godzilla Forever]

The hordes of Mordor march onto the hill, led by the Witch-King, whom drives off the kitsune.

My hill.

The hill belongs to Mordor now.

[raptor titanus3]

Zerglings bum rush the hill devouring everything in their path

my hill

A Zerg Leviathan floats over the Hill with a ton of Acid spores ready for launch