King of the Hill

[UndeadRaptor]

The turrets Rick Roll the wolves and make them leave.

MAH HEEL!

Destroys the turrets and makes something similar to my Minecraft castle.

[Galaxia]

Creepers and idle dynamite within the castle,need I say more?

My hill.

Creepers and other mobs roam the hill

[Giratina93]

*Creepers randomly explode.*

my hill.

*Builds an elaborate maze around the hill, making it so that all who want sto get to the hill have to transverse the maze, while listening to the music that is Bowser's Road...*

[Iceking]

I easily find my way through the maze and throw a samurai sword into your head, slicing it in half.

My hill.

I keep the maze intact while setting up traps and anti air weapons in it.

[UndeadRaptor]

Uses Sherman tanks equipped with crab mine flails to tear through the hedge-maze and destroy the defenses safely.

My hill.

Kicks IK off of it.

[Iceking]

As I get kicked off the hill, I grab UR's ankle and pull him with me before twisting his neck and breaking it.

My hill.

I build a cottage on the hill before going inside to take a nap.

[Giratina93]

Drei...Zwei... Dein!

*Whistles as IK's cabin is blown up by a volcano erupting beneath it, causing IK to fall into the magma chamber.*

my hill.

*Builds lava-proof flooring over the now volcanic hill, before I set up a Hentai Anime store to keep anyone who wants to keep their minds clean away...*

(Note to everyone: I personally HATE Hentai... I can't stomach the perverted stuff... it's too much for me...)

[Iceking]

Reforming, I teleport out of the lava chamber and off the hill before calling in a nuclear strike that obliterates the store completely as well as Gira, leaving everything not connected to the store and that anime untouched.

My hill.

I begin to write a fan script for Jurassic Park 4.

[Galaxia]

Angry JP4 writers kill you because the fan script is better than anything they could come up with

My hill.

Flying toasters guard the hill

[raptor titanus3]

An Ion storm rolls in and zaps all the toasters

My hill

Return of RAMPAGE

[Godzilla Forever]

War of the Monsters is a far superior game.

My hill.

A big flying fish guards the hill.

[Giratina93]

*Lightning strikes the flying fish, turning it into a nice fillet.*

my hill.

*Eats the fillet.*

[Godzilla Forever]

The fillet is a spy!

My hill.

Filletspy guards the hill, looking qutie delicious actually.

[Giratina93]

*Headshoots FIlletspy in the head with a Dynamic Entry kick.*

my hill.

*Begins to cha-cha around the hill.*

[Godzilla Forever]

King Dedede does his BIG GAY DANCE!

My hill.

Cerebulon comes down in his battle suit, aided by his alien underlings, the Zorgulons.

[Iceking]

2 missles slam into the hill, destroying Cerebulon and his minions.

My hill.

I open a lemonade stand on the hill.

[Galaxia]

I open up a rival lemonade stand,which doubles as a robot that destroys IK's stand

My Hill.

The robot lemonade stand guards the hill

[Giratina93]

*The robot sizzles and breaks down, before I burst out of it's chest, several wires in my mouth.*

my hill.

*Tosses the robot off the hill, before constructing a stone wall around the hill...*

[Galaxia]

I rally an army of robots made from the remains of the "Lemo-tron" and storm the castle,sending Gira flying off into space

My hill.

The robots build a fortress and guard the hill

[Iceking]

An earthquake opens a fissure in the ground, sending the fortress and the robots falling into it before it seals back up.

My hill.

I build build a lab on the hill.