King of the Hill

[Iceking]

A poison dart hits you in the back of your neck and you fall forward dead in seconds.

My hill.

I toss Galaxia's body into the ocean, then relax in his throne room.

[Galaxia]

I rise from the sea hurling poisonous blowfish at IK, paralysing him and allowing me to cannon shoot him to Pluto

My hill

I get back to my kindle reading

[Iceking]

I open a portal back to earth and emerge behind you, stabbing you in the neck with a Megalodon tooth.

My hill.

I start to read a Stephen King book.

[Galaxia]

My fist appears from the book and sucker punches IK to Mars

My hill

Back to the kindle reading

[Iceking]

Nozdormu blasts the castle with his sand breath, turning it into dust and suffocating you beneath the massive pile.

Nozdormu's hill.

Nozdormu and the bronze dragonflight begin to make preperations to battle against Deathwing.

[Godzilla Forever]

Morgoth catches Nozdormu off guard and chases him away, assimilating the Dragonflight under his banner.

My hill.

Morgoth and his legion of dragons guard the hill.

[Iceking]

Sargeras opens a portal and banishes Morgoth to another dimension.

Sageras's hill.

Sageras and the Burning Legion patrol the hill after constructing a fortress and throne for the dark Titan.

[Godzilla Forever]

Ancalagon, Glaurung, and Morgoth's dragon legion combat the burning legion, driving Sageras back from wence he came and destroying the legion itself.

My hill.

The Dragons roost on the hill, making themselves at home.

[Iceking]

The slayers of Morgoth's dragons appear and vanquish their foes once again.

My hill.

I play a guitar on the hill.

[Godzilla Forever]

I Bash IK over the head with a stick and play trumpet on the hill.

My hill.

Still jammin'....

[Iceking]

I kick you off of the hill and toss your trumpet after you.

My hill.

I freeze the whole hill over, then skate around.

[Godzilla Forever]

Monkeys rush up and drag you off the hill, before claiming it.

My hill.

dance, monkeys, dance!

[UndeadRaptor]

I shoot the monkeys to death with a machine gun before putting the hill under the sea.

My hill.

I build a very, very complex base over, on and in the hill, well defended with multiple AT and AA batteries, MG nests, a docking bay, a helipad, etc.

[Iceking]

A thousand meteorites slam into the base, destroying it completely.

My hill.

I fly a helicopter around the hill.

[Giratina93]

*A blue fiery wisp flies out of the shadows, the blue flame explodes upon hitting Ik's chopper, engulfing the hill in a sea of flames.*

My hill.

*Rises up , in my Altered Forme, before bellowing out an earth-defying blast of air, one that shakes the very foundations of both Heaven and Hell.*

[UndeadRaptor]

I wonder how to defeat Gira, before shoving a frag grenade down his throat, causing him to explode.

My hill

I make scareusers all over the hill.

[Godzilla Forever]

Uroboros devours Ur before leaving.

My hill.

The hill is soon used as a testing ground by Tricell.

[Iceking]

I send a rocket next to G4E, blowing him to kingdom come.

My hill.

I assume a corpeal state, making me immune to physical attacks.

[Giratina93]

*Grabs IK with my shadowy wings, the explosion having done little to me, befor ethrowing him into a dimension filled with chlorine, before locking said dimension up.*

my hill.

*Plants down both wings into the ground, sending dark energy into the soil, the energy firing back up into the sky, creating a shield of Dark Matter all around the hill...*

[Iceking]

I turn corpeal the momment I am grabbed, easily slipping loose and opening a portal right above Gira, which sucks him into it and lands him in the prison of Yogg-Sarron, where the Old God's whisperings drive him mad.

My hill.

I stay in my current state while humming a tune to myself.