The Monkey Paw Game

[raptor titanus3]

Granted but it is incredibly bad

I wish people on the site would treat me like I exist -_-

[Iceking]

Granted, but then all the members suddenly have evil versions of themselves created and these evil duplicates wreak havoc upon the site.

I wish I could do a hand stand for up to 3 hours and the blood would rush to my head slowly.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Granted, but your head explodes.

I wish for a really crappy wish.

[Iceking]

Granted, but it's so crappy that you regret making the wish.

I wish my pets were invincible.

[Giratina93]

Granted, but then they revolt against you.

I wish I was the Judge of the Dead.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Granted, but you have to wear this powdered wig that smells like feet and makes you look dumb.

I wish that Arthas was my math teacher.

[Iceking]

Granted, but he turns you into an undead warrior after class.

I wish for Aliens: Colonial marines release date to be confirmed soon.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Granted, but then everyone forgets that date.

I wish that Akantor didn't make me piss myself in fear.

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but now you must face the Ukanlos!

I wish for a big laser turret to be on the roof of my house.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Granted, but it shoots down anyone within a 30 foot radius of your house with perfect accuracy.

I wish that I could bring on the trumpets.

[Iceking]

Granted, but the trumpets are so loud that you wake your neighbors up at night.

I wish for a pie.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Granted, but it's pie flavor.

I wish that I was a Nargacuga.

[Iceking]

Granted, but you are defeated by an Espinas.

I wish Capcom wpuld release Monster Hunter Frontier here in the states.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Granted, but Capcom refuses to release any other game made by Capcom in the states.

I wish that I could fix the fourth wall.

[Iceking]

Granted, but you explode for doing so.

I wish I could solve any problem with the snap of my fingers.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Granted, but you break your hand from overuse.

I wish that I could Falcon Punch.

[Iceking]

Granted, but you can only do it once.

I wish my laptop had infinite battery when not plugged into it's charger.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Granted, but it's as hot as hell and can't be used at all.

I wish that I could have a non-tainted wish.

[Iceking]

Granted, but you wish for something that you have no need of.

I wish for my own private train.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Granted, but it turns out to be a Thomas the Tank Engine toy.

I wish that I could PUNCH DEATHWING IN THE FACE!