The Monkey Paw Game

[Doc 42]

Granted but you get addicted and lose all of your freeinds and fall out with your family and basicly lose everything

I wish School wasnt boring

[chook151]

granted, but then your home gets boring and you want to live with the teachers, losing your family, and when you come home with them you notice their house is a normal school and you end up with no family, and left to die on the streets.


i wish i was a mass murderer

[Cpt.Yuke]

Granted but old ladies are stronger then you so you can't kill them(also in real life muhahaha :p)

i wish i had a fender Jaguar(guitar)

[Doc 42]

( those absaloutly rock! )
Granted but the strings break and lash your eyes out

I wish my computer could run suppreme commander

[Cpt.Yuke]

granted but you die without ever playing it


i wish that i had 3 more wishes

[mega raptor]

Alright, but your first one kills you.

I wish BC was never cancelled.

[The Kingpin]

granted, but the number of fans that start to act like the cavemen in the game pulls the world back to the stone age, where you get killed by a grizzly while trying to fight it off with a slingshot

i wish that i could make my School Grade Report show 99.5% [my dad would never believe it if it was 100% ]

[Cpt.Yuke]

Granted but everyones thinks that you are just a nerd that always study's and you girlfriend breakes up with you because you don't make time for her

i wish there where more punkrockers in belgium

[The Kingpin]

granted, but all the rowdy drunken punk rockers cause a revolution that gets you and your family killed

[also, i ment make my report show 99.5%, without me having to kill myself over it... . another thing, over here, a combo of that kind of grade and intelligence, along with my personality, is unbeatable. nobody would be able to resist me! girls would be all over me, and the guys'd be begging me to help them in exams (another way to pull in a bit of extra income )]

I wish that everyone would be online tomorrow [20 hours from now, to be exact. im serious on this one. be here guys, 'cause i could be in for a nice long posting day, since i have 2 more days after it to spend finishing my school work ]

[Cpt.Yuke]

Granted but mostly people will be online for just 2 seconds :p

(lol here intellegince means nothing
we have a king who doesn't do **** i hate this f*cking monarchy we wan't democracy ANARCHISM (going pshyco))

i wish i had a world famous band and i had a duo concert with erc her band

[Doc 42]

Granted but my frenids band get jealous and assinate both bands

I wish I had more time too do my homework

Note: about democracy, make sure you wish for something like we have in Ireland or you could end up with a "Bush" if you get what I mean

[chook151]

granted, but then you get so many good reports that you have to do the life test, wich is 99999999999999999999,9999999999999999999999,9999999999999999999,
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 pages long and you die doing it, and because of your faliure people spit oin your grave and do graffiti on your grave stone.


i wish i lived next 2 crusher(the player, not the dino
)

[The Kingpin]

granted, but it turns out Crusher is a Spino, which is absolutely crazy over Crusher and kills you when you accidentally say something wrong against the Rex...

i wish that people would get online now....

[Cpt.Yuke]

granted but the school demon pulls us back from behind our pc's NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAARGH


i wish my parents wouldn't be so conservative

[Doc 42]

Granted but now they demand change and move home

I wish I knew why KP wanted everyone online

[The Kingpin]

granted [i tell you], but you die before hearing it...

[honestly, the reason i'd like everyone online is because now im limited to a VERY strict school schedual, and today, and maybe tomorrow, are the only days i'll be online for a full sitting. the rest, i'll be on and off, and thing'll be slow. anyone who wants to REALLY RP, should try to get online during these 2 days, every week, until a couple of weeks prior to May 30th... and back again on June 11th, 12th or somewhere around that time]

i wish more people would play the Realm of the Dragons RPG...

[Cpt.Yuke]

granted but you would freak out because of the instant post so you don't have time to post back


i wish more people joined the mafia rpg or the potc rpg or BoF rpg

[o-eternal-o]

Granted, but they can't RP and ruin it for everyone else

I wish for my love

(Oh and KP, you can't expect people to be online today, it's Valentines day! I mean, i've gotta go in a few minutes too)

[Cpt.Yuke]

granted but he dumpes you so you would be forced to date me muhahaha :p


i wish al of rpgtopia lived in one street

[The Kingpin]

granted, but your unlucky enough to end up living on a street in Kuwait, where the tempreture in summer is enough to fry the hair off your head!

[ok, ERC....i'll just have to try and catch you guys tomorrow...if i can squeeze enough time in....]