RPGTopia E-war

[Zephyr]

* starts running like hell with CS*

CRRAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[C S]

FLY! FLY! *plays mission impossible*

wait..im a ghost...youre screwed!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *unposses radio*

[Zephyr]

AH MAN!!

* flies as fast as physically possible *

PLEASE DONT FOLLOW! PLEASE DONT FOLLOW!

[The Kingpin]

*clears throat*

you couldn't have let me just sit there, sharpen my blades and listen to the Godfather, could you? Noooooooo, you have to go and toss some random member at me...well....i have to say im not in the least bit pleased about it...

*rips a hole in Space, creating a portal that opens up next to Zephyr, before reaching in and grabbing Zephyr by the neck, and tossing him out, leaving him to slide across the floor of the site from one end of it to the other*

now...since you like tossing people at others, lets see how you like being on the recieving end...

*Draws armblades, now coated in a black substance, giving them an eerie metallic black glow, before swinging it into Zephyr's side, making it slice halfway through*

firstly...it hurts to have a whole body thrown at someone...bits of them is ok...you just get them thrown back...but a whole body could knock a person off of his seat

*twists blade, causing a booming crack to be heard as Zephyr's right arm is broken in the most painful way possible, before being impaled on the other armblade and tosses at the wall of the site, burying half the amr in it, a stream of blood pouring from the formerly untouched fingers*

you don't want to know what's on the other side of those walls...trust me...

*impales Zephyr on an armblade and beheads him, grabbing the head and using magic to keep it alive and watch, before throwing the body into the air and roundhouse kicking it into the wall, making it explode on impact*

let that be a warning...if it weren't for my current exhaustion...id' continue...

*crushes skull in hand*

as for you, CS...

*picks up CS and rips him into two bloody halves which then burn to dust in hand*

you still haven't learned....on here...even a ghost can die...

[C S]

Gimme a sec, .....*brain dings* GOT IT! *phases through KP's hands and puts my body together*

[The Kingpin]

*bursts into Demonic Flames and shoots at CS in demon form, at light speed, ripping CS' ghostly body to shreds*

you can't avoid a Ghost-Demon-Vampire Lord...

[C S]

*body regenerates* you cant get away from an annoying shark ghost either

[The Kingpin]

*grabs shark, chops it's fins and tail off and throws it back in the water*

sometimes the people i hate most actually have some good ideas....in this case...Japanese Chark Fishermen...

*casts Anti-Regeneration spell on the shark, preventing it from recovering, then casting an immortality charm on it, making it unable to die and reincarnate*

[C S]

cruel...KP..cruel *levetates out of the water*

[Zephyr]

* clone appears and leans on KP's left shoulder *

You showed him

* second clone appears and leans on KP's right shoulder *

(clone 2) You sure did

(clone 1) But are you sure Zeph, the original, learned his lesson?

(clone 2) yeah seriously KP

(clone 1) If i were you i would turn around

* giant blade of darkness is driven through KP's back and out his chest *

(clone 2) too late

* clones dissapate *

Yeah KP do you think i learned my lesson yet?

* slices up cutting head up the middle then spinning and cutting him in half horizontally*

*backs off letting the body drop *

[Shadow]

Bad move Zeph, bad move.

-Fades into shadows-

This'll be gruesome...

[C S]

you mean awsome *chomps down on pop corn*

[Zephyr]

Come on KP i wanna die with some dignity here

* dark vapor rising from whole body*

[Shadow]

Yeah, and awesome...

-Watches intently-

[Zephyr]

*Blast dark orbs at Shadow and CS sending them flying*

* sly snicker *

[Shadow]

-Simply leaps over orbs-

I'll leave you for KP.

[The Kingpin]

*body parts reassemble and seal together as if being welded, a line of fiery light following the cuts, leaving the body looking perfect, as if nothing had happened*

as i said, when i ripped you apart last time, i was sleepy, and couldn't do a proper post for the life of me...

*tosses blades aside and grabs Zeph by the neck, another hand grabbing his Sword and crushing it into a tiny ball in hand, eating it and converting it into molten metal and spitting it to the side, before looking at Zeph, eyes blazing red*

you've....annoyed me...

*punches Zeph in the face, knocking all his front teeth into the back of his mouth, before punching again, and then punching him in the stomach, making him bend over before kneeing him in the face, smashing his nose, and turning him around and slamming him face first into the wall, wrecking his facial bones, and dragging him back while sticking a leg behind him, making him trip over, and drop kicking him in the stomach and then dragging him up by the hair, and slamming a hand into his stomach while tripping him from the front, sending him into the air and above me, being held up before throwing him headfirst into the wall*

add to that i've had more than what could be called a bad week...

*walks over to Zeph and picks him up, punching him in the face repeatedly before lifting a leg and kicking him on the knee, breaking his left leg, before tripping him and picking him up by the foot, and swinging him down with most of his body touxhing the ground, slamming on his back, winding him, and drop kicking his right knee, breaking it, before pulling him up by the hair, and leaving him to try and stand on his feet, making him collapse immediately in extreme pain*

and when that happens...

*slams a hand into Zeph's stomach, and ripping intestines out, and pulling them out all the way, letting Zeph see what his insides look like, before kicking him over, and ramming another hand into his chest, ripping out a lung*

....someone gets hurt...

*ties Zeph's neck with his intestines and impales him on a spike, before casting an immortality charm and anti regeneration spell on him, making his limbs unrecoverable, and his soul unreleasable, before ripping him off of the spike and tossing him into the World of Deleted RPGs*

....badly...

*leaps from the bottom of the site all the way to the Dark Throne, sitting down and putting fingertips together and breathing deeply and slowly, trying to calm down, while mentally commanding the creatures of the Deleted RPG to attack Zeph, to make sure his life becomes miserable*

i hope this little taste is enough to pass my message across....i'd hate to have to give you the whole lot...it'd take all the quality out of my future RPG fighting posts...

[Hopeflower]

Well, look at it this way KP. At least it's the weekend.

-glances up from book, then keeps reading-

[The Kingpin]

the moment i go to sleep it's the end of my weekend, even though i have tomorrow off. it's going to be spent studying all day long...for a tiny exam in a bunch for the same subject that have frustrated the hell out of me...

*Speak Softly Love by Giovanni Marradi starts playing in the background, to help calm me down*

and today was less than pleasurable...thanks to a couple of really annoying friends who liked calling me and my team pathetic if they managed to kill one of us in Counter Strike...add to that a less than adequate dinner....and the outing involving Counter Strike was late, so we didn't manage to get as much fun out of it as we usually did...and all week i've been pelted with disappointments...bad report [FAILED TWO SUBJECTS! THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE THAT I'VE FAILED, AND I GET TWO!! ], bad exam, another bad exam, a Physics Tutor coming to me on the first day of my weekend, ruining my outing that day...

*Throne turns into a massage chair to try and make me relax*

[C S]

.....I give that a 7

not your best work but pretty good