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[C S]

*A black hole in zeph opens up and i get out, it pulls zeph in and closes*

I can create wormholes too! YES! ZEPH! I C- *looks around*

I swear he was standing right here

[Hopeflower]

-Zeph's skull implodes, killing him instantly-

Really, that was low. Attacking someone when they're not even online? You *******, go die a painful death.

-turns demon wolf and lays down, upper lip curling back to reveal two-inch-long fangs-

[C S]

*eyebrow twitches*

...HOLY *BLEEP* ON A F*BLLLLEEEEEEPPP*ing SANDWHICH WITH EXTRA *BLEEP* And *bleep* ON TOP!

with a side of Sh*BLEEP* cookies.

...im done

[Zephyr]

Its ok HF i get irritated when i have to wait for other people to post so i just log out and leave the computer for a few minutes

* glances at CS *

Maybe next time buddy

[C S]

i wasnt the one to make your head go boom. I just teleported you. *throws up a cookie and starts chewing on it*

[Zephyr]

True... very true... but i knew that

But she didn't know what you had planned

[C S]

...what i planned?

[Iceking]

revives and teleports to the location of cs. draws out kantana again and taps cs on the bakc*i challenge you to a dual!*

[C S]

yugioh....

nvm.

Ok, i- *throws up a couldren with hot water and kicks IK in it*

Ice soup@!

[Iceking]

freezes the hot water and bursts out of the the ice, landing before cs unharmed. leaps forward with sword in hand and swings the blade down at a 60 degree angle on his arm and deals a large cut before swinging blade upwards and slicing his head clean off..

[C S]

*grabs head and slams jaws on ik's head, ripping it off and putting it back in place, regenerating the severed part*

*muffled* got your head! *swallows and kicks IK into a wall, cracks spread and blood seeps out of his body.*

[Iceking]

revives again and throws a sword made of ice at cs. the sword enters cs's neck and goes out the other side, causing his blood to spray out. walks forward and picks up cs's body before slamming it into the ground repeatedly and using the ice sword to cut the head off again. throws the head aside and throws the rest of the body up and watching it fall to the ground again.

[Pyronychus]

*Switchy climbs up the opposite side of Google and hops onto the search box. Types RPG Topia.*

Yay!

*Runs over to the search button and looks back at the clone.*

Better just do this...

*Jumps on the button.*

[Zephyr]

* clone watches Switchy with anger then dissapates *
* clone reappears in front of the real Zeph *

(clone) Switchy is on her way back...
(real) Good

*clone notices CS and IK dueling *

(clone) Why are you just watching?
(real) It's a duel... i may not fight fairly but i will never interfere with a duel... it is the worst form of dishonor.
(clone) Not so tough with your honor at stake huh?

* real Zeph glares at clone *

(real) Don't you have something to be doing?
(clone) Oh right i'll get to it right away

* clone dissapates *
* real Zeph continues to watch the duel *

[C S]

*revives and shoots out my tail spike, ripping out ik's spine and pulling it into my grasp*

Didnt know i could do that huh? *eats it*

[Pyronychus]

*Switchy materializes in a tree. She hears what sounds like a fight not far off. Jumps down and runs to a bush, diving in and watching the duel.*

[The Kingpin]

The Spambots die....TODAY....installing anti-spam programs now...

[C S]

no spam members?

coolz

[Zephyr]

* looks at KP *

yeah... what exactly is a spam-bot

i never really paid attention to that

[Hopeflower]

-lifts head and pricks ears-

I never figured it out completely either. Still, sometimes it's better if people are left ignorant.

-rests chin on forepaws-