RPGTopia E-war

[C S]

any ways..you tried to totall my vessel, now you cursed albino shall be hunted till i die!

Cap'n CS: A mobydick rip off

G1 made its first transformation

[Shadow]

Get lost Zeph.

-Is unharmed-

I'm busy.

[Zephyr]

*walks through doorway in site*


Hey, everyone I'M BACK! And...and.....and........uh... this hasn't continued since i left

*sigh*

This sucks...........

[Pyronychus]

*Switchy turns to look at Zeph.*

I've been hovering here for a week....

*Collapses on the ground exhausted.*

One... minute...

[Doc 42]

*stabs Kimberly Bimberly to death with fruit knife*

[Iceking]

revives from cs's attacks and sneaks up behind him, making absolutley no sound. kicks him hard in the back and knocks him face first to the ground. flips him over and punches him in the face until two of his front teeth have been knocked out. akantor claws sprout on hands and i grab cs. slashing his face multiple times with claws before throwing him to the ground and cutting off his head. walks off and starts to head for the cool videos topic.

[Raptor Llama]

*Acciedently hits Dinosaur auto on net diasaster on this website and dodges Dino foots.*

http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode= ... gtopia.com

[Iceking]

pulls sniper rifle out of pocket and takes aim at raptor Llama and firing. the bullet moves so fast that in less than ten seconds, it hits his head, enters his brain and goes out the other side, killing him instantly. bursts out laughing and walks into the videos topic.

[C S]

*turns IK into a kitten.*

9 lives, well, lets see what I can do..

*Stomps on IK's neck breaking it*

8

*rips Ik apart*

7

*torches IK*

6

*eats IK*

5

*stabs IK*

3

*Breaks IK's Jaws and twists his neck*

2

*Throws IK into space*

1

*snipes IK*

0

I WIN!

[Iceking]

revives from cs's attacks and gives an evil grin. moving faster than the speed of sound, lands in front of cs. *do you still remember the time when you said you hoped that a kitten would choke on it's own hairball?" punches cs in the face and knocks him sliding back. *well, you've just brought back my side of what happens to those who harm kittens or even think about them dying.* stomps on cs's chest and pulls out a baseball bat, smashing his jaws until they are broken beyond recognition. unsheathes sword and stabs cs in the gut, working the blade upwards and shredding his right lung . grabs cs by the throat and drags him into lair before throwing him into a cage that has two angry rajangs in it. the rajangs attack cs with punches, bites, thunderbeams and slamming him into the ground until he is barely alive. pulls him out of cage and throws him into another that has all three fatalis dragons in it. they rip him apart with their claws and teeth before they start to eat his remains.

[Raptor Llama]

Respons at the checkpoint. Goes up to ice king with two Bassokas in either hand. Puts on either side of Ice King's face and pulls the triggers on both, causing the head's bloody and gutty remains to fall everywhere as the rest of body falls like Gigan in Godzilla Final Wars.

[Iceking]

rvives and slashes off raptor Llama's right leg. throws him against a wall, the blow knocking the breath out of him. walks up to him and jams a greande into his mouth that explodes and blows him apart after a minute. watches the few pieces of raptor Llama fall to the ground.

[Raptor Llama]

Respans right behind IK with two Smash Hammers in each hand. Smashes them against IK's head then throws over head still holding hammers as IK's body falls off cliff. Enters the cheat to activate God Mode.

[Iceking]

dodges the two hammer attacks and throws a knife that goes into his head and kills him instantlym causing a lot of blood to spray forth. *you do realize that my lair isn't near a cliff?" walks back into lair and begins to plot next attack.

[Zephyr]

*dashes at raptorllama with lightning speed*
*grabs him by the throat sending jolts of energy coursing through his body frying him*
*rips out his heart with other hand and shoves it up his nostril *
* rips out raptorllama's intestines and ties it around his ankles and hangs him upside down from a tree*
* rips off his skin and burns it *

This is just my way of saying Hi

*poors gasoline on him and uses lighter to set him on fire*

Burn, baby, burn

* slides on a pair of black sunglasses*

It's an inferno!

* sword materealizes and i slowly cut him into pieces while he is hanging upside down*

* creates a fancy floating dinner table in front of KP's throne and sets napkins, forks, knifes,bottle of ketchup, candles and a 2-liter bottle of raptorllama's blood, before bringing in a piping hot plate with grilled chunks of raptorllama on it, and placing it on the table, the entire time wearing a waiter outfit*

Okay, hopefully that will delay KP's wrath when he gets here...

*starts fidgetting fingers*

[Raptor Llama]

Reimbodies self using cheat code. Throws table on Zephyr then torchures with spoons for millions of light years and when done revs up chainsaw and masacres.

[Zephyr]

* clone1 appears and leans against raptor llamas left shoulder*

(clone1) I figured as much... the real Zeph never introduces us to new "friends"

*clone 2 appears and leans on raptorllama's right shoulder*

(clone2) Again... urggh... thats just like him

(clone1) Well anyway, i'm Zeph, then again so is he

(clone2) Stop talking he knows to much already

* clone1 pulls out a shotgun and shoots clone2 in the head*

(clone2) anyway...where was i........oh yeah

* Blade of the Abyss materealizes in hands*
* cuts raptorllama in half absorbing his soul*

(clone) *sigh* a fresh soul

*real Zeph taps clone on the shoulder*

Excuse me, i believe that sword belongs to me.

* rips off clones head and takes the sword*

sorry about that they have minds of their own.

* rips apart raptorllama's body and feeds it to a pack of compies*
*torches him and the compies with a flamethrower*

you were undercooked last time... i'll fix that

[Pyronychus]

*Switchy finally wakes up and stands, folding her metal-feathered wings neatly.*

Wow. I was tired.

*Blinks her eyes once and they glow red. Stares into the forest, targeting a heat signature. She runs into at the trees and leaps, landing square on top of a compy.*

That was fun.

*Clamps jaws on its neck and jerks upward.*

[Shadow]

-Rams right into Switchy, slashing her flank-

We have an unfinished fight...

[Raptor Llama]

*Unleashes the Kracken To attack everyone.*