RPGTopia E-war

[Zephyr]

*Blast kraken with a dark orb that does seemingly nothing*
* kraken implodes violently*
* pulls out umbrella to protect from falling chunks of kraken*

Calamari anyone?

[Raptor Llama]

Runs over Zephyr with a car.

[Zephyr]

Thank the demons for my dark powers

*generates replacement self*

*blows up RL with dark bolt of energy*

That was eventful

[Anaclagon]

* blows of Zephyrs head off with a hand held Predator Shoulder Cannon * Head shot

[Shadow]

-Ninja Form runs up to Anclagon, driving sword through his lung, causing him to suffocate-

[Pyronychus]

*Switchy grunts as she falls to the ground. The dead compy flies out of her mouth and into a tree. She rolls over and jumps to her feet, glaring.*

I was gonna eat that!!

*Snarls and launches herself at Shadow claws first.*

[Shadow]

-Ducks as Switchy nears, biting at her leg, causing her to fall-

-Whips round and slashes Switchy on her flank, piercing the armour(just) the open area bursting into flames-

-Headbutts Switchy, knocking her back-

I'm going now. Gotta have tea. Then I go to bed (Cause my bro is on it for the rest of the night) Then I have school in the morning, for 6 hours. I'll try to reply when I can.

[Zephyr]

Fine... Switchy...DIEEEEEEEEE!

*leaps over and slices Switchy 4 ways*
*lands 15ft away from her and i watch her pieces fol to the ground*

* picks up her severed tail and walks off*

I'm eating good tonite!

[Shadow]

-Drags Zeph back to the piece of ground where TT melted to-

He's being a pain again. Any ideas on what to do with him?

[Iceking]

whips out sniper rifle and takes aim at shadow before firing a bullet that moves faster than the speeds of light and sound. it slams into shadow's chest, goes past his ribs and enters his right lung, destroying it. *you know shadow, people can actually survive with one lung. there fore, anaclagon is still alive.*

[Pyronychus]

*Switchy's pieces melt together and she reforms from the puddle, tail and all.*

*She snarls and bares her teeth, the two fangs extending below her jaw gleaming. Shoots Zeph a piercing stare and smirks.*

That works.

*Her dragon horns flash faintly blue for a second before turning back to dull gray.*

[Iceking]

leaps in front of pyro and points sword at her neck. *i challenge you to a duel!*

[Shadow]

Drags IK in front of KP. If you want a fight: try attacking HIM.

Now, where were we?

-Readies self to fight Pyro-

[Iceking]

escapes by climbing out of kp's throne and drags a random person to lair, blowing his head off with a shotgun.

[Zephyr]

No IK... Switchy is mine

* lunges at Switchy and grabs her throat*
* uses other hands to rip her jaws out*
* tackles Switchy to the floor and thrusts a metal rod through her chest pinning her to the groound*

* sword rematerealizes*

Now i have you

* cuts Switchy's hands off*
*cuts off her legs and rips out her liver and heart*
*stands up and poors a bucket of acid on her that eats away at her body...VERY SLOWLY*

*cuts off her tail*

and i want this tail

[Shadow]

-Bites Zeph's head off-

Leave Switchy ALONE!!!!

[Zephyr]

*forces Shadows jaws open reaches in and pulls head out*

that would be mine thanks

* reattaches head*
* blasts shadow across the site before makeng him explode into a mushroom cloud*

*pulls out a cooking spit skewers switchy tail on it and cooks it*

*whistles cooking music from MHF*

[Iceking]

snaps fingers and worm hole appears. crawls into it and reapperars behind zeph. takes aim at him with shotgun and fires, the blast blowing his head into tiny pieces and sending blood flying everywhere.

[Zephyr]

* both shoulder clones appear*

that was creul IK.. just cruel

* clones grab him*
* opens a gateway to the abyss and throws IK in*

* i regenerate and watch ik being ripped to shreds and zapped and fried with lightning and fire before closing the gateway*

alright anyone else want a piece... besides KP

[Shadow]

Well, stop bothering Switchy.