RPGTopia E-war

[Zephyr]

i just wanted her tail...

want a piece its really good

* tears off a chunk and offers to shadow*

[Iceking]

revives and opens portal in the abyss. reapears out of abyss a few minutes later and sneaks up on zeph's clones. fires one blast from shotgun and blows their heads off, causing their blood to splatter the ground.

[Pyronychus]

*Switchy's spirit rises from the mangled, unrecognisable pieces of her destroyed body, transparent and armorless with white feathered wings. She looks from Zeph to Shadow to IK, confused.*

*Echoing voice* Wow. Three opponents fighting over who fights me... This is odd.

*Looks down at her body and shakes her head.*

This won't do me any good anymore... I'll have to completely regenerate.

*Her spirit lands softly next to her body, spreads her wings and tilts her head back. Her body pieces glow bright white and in a flash of light, it reforms and her spirit reenters.*

*New Switchy opens her eyes and stands up.*

I haven't had to do that in a while.

*Looks at her scales*

Hey, I'm a different shade of green now. And my claws are lighter gray. Well, better get ready...

*Armor plates ripple down her back, arms and legs and the helmet-like plating and dragon horns regrow.*

[Zephyr]

* looks up at Switchy and bite off a chunk from the fried tail*

Oh Switchy your back....tail?

*offers the tail to switchy*

[Iceking]

watches switchy revive and grins.*i will not back down form a battle with you!*

[Zephyr]

* drops the tail and draws a .44 magnum*

forget it IK

* points it at his head*

[Pyronychus]

*Switchy blinks at her own severed tail and picks it up.*

...

Yeah I guess I'll try a bite. Always wondered what I taist like.

*Takes a bite and watches Zeph and IK.*

This looks interesting... mmm... I taist pretty good.

[Zephyr]

*pulls out a second .44*

IK i'm warning you...

* pulls back the two revolvers hammer*

[Iceking]

shrugs at zeph and glances at rL. sneaks up behind him and puts a knife to his neck before his throat is slit, sending his blood spraying out onto the ground.

[Zephyr]

* points at Switchy and fires into her eyes*

sorry he left before i could pull the trigger

So... how did you like the tail?

i'm a good cook huh?

[Raptor Llama]

*Ronald comes out of nowhere with sword and stabbs Zephy's heart*

[Pyronychus]

*Switchy staggers back from the impact, the glowing force fields covering her eyes faultering. She smacks the side of her helmet and they stabilize.*

Mmm... not bad...

*Glares at Ronald.*

I don't need any Mcnuggets at the moment. I'm eating my previous self.

[Shadow]

*Ahem*

Hello.....Zeph.


-Rips chunk out of Zeph, blood pouring out of the wound-

Please, Switchy and I have an unfinished fight to settle.

[Pyronychus]

So true.

*Takes another bite out of her tail and puts it down. She tests the flexibility and strength of her new armor and stretches out her titanium feathered wings, looking them over.*

I'd say I'm cleared for takeoff.

*Grins and flaps twice, leaping into the air and slowing to a hover twenty feet up, eyeing Shadow.*

[Shadow]

-Bat-like Dragon wings unfold from back, lifting me up, levelling with Switchy, Diamond-hard claws glinting in the sunlight-

[Zephyr]

*regenrates*
* slides on black sunglasses and turns head toward Ronald*

I see you kept the sword... but who would you rather fight Hlal... or ME!

* whirls around and blasts him with a dark orb that hurls him across the site*

* spreads shadowy wings and flies at ronald with supernatural speed*
* kicks him in the jaw sending him up into the air*
* flies up behind him and slams him back down to the ground*
* flies down and cathces him before he hits the ground and thrusts hand into his gut and rips out his intestines*
* sets him down on his knees and wraps the intestines around his neck*
* my dark sword materealizes and i thrust it downward into his chest causing blood to shoot up out of the wound and leak out of his mouth*
* pulls sword out and roundhouse kicks his head off with spinal column still attached*

* adjusts sunglasses which had slipped off slightly*
* snaps fingers causing giant nails to appear and fall on ronalds head skewering and piercing it to the ground*

(sarcastically) Did anyone give him a list of dangerous and non-dangerous people

[Raptor Llama]

"Well, meet Raptor Llama!" *Raptor/Llama* *Stratches the kicks Z*

[Pyronychus]

*Switchy's glowing red eyes narrow and two silver blades extend from near the tip of her tail, curving inward slightly. She shoots forward and executes a quick flip, swinging her tail blades down at Shadow's head...*

[Zephyr]

* blinks at RL's saddening attempt to kill me*

RL! get off your lazy a** and start killing better!

* kicks Rl in the head sending him flipping backwards at the site wall*

*blasts multiple orrbs of energy that fry RL's body leaving nothing but a pile of ash*

*snaps fingers causing RL's body to repiece together*
* rips off his legs and stabs sword down through his chest before spinning and drop kicking the pommel of the handle driving it through RL and ito the ground*

* rips out RL"s heart and shoves it down his throat*

Get the picture...

* pulls out .44 and shoots RL repeatedly before reloading and doing so again*

Oh and a word of advice... dont piss off KP he will do much worse...much...

* walks off to prepare to fight the victor of Switchy and Shadow's battle*

[Shadow]

-Jumps in the air, as Switchy nears, I Grab her in my clawed hands and pins her, one clawed foot on her neck, the other on the ground. Hovers claws over her face, as a warning not to try anything. Hovers poison tail over her head to enforce the point-