RPGTopia E-war

[Zephyr]

* wtches the battle of shadow and switchy unaware of what is about to happen*

[Zihark]

*out of nowhere comes crashing down from the sky causing a huge crater*
owww *moans*
I got to work on my entrys

[Zephyr]

what up Z its about time you joined us

* hacks off Z's head*

-he a friend from school-

*kicks Z across the site*

[Zihark]

why did I have to die so soon?

[Raptor Llama]

twice the Zs, double the fun.

*Fires nuclear blast at the two Zs*

[Zephyr]

* teleports out of the way and behind RL*

didn't i kill you already?

* thrusts sword through RL's heart*
* tosses him into the crater that Z created from his crash*

[Zihark]

*walks behind Zeph and stabs him in the heart*
kill number 1
*rips Zephs body and grabs out an uzi*
here is number 2 *continuously shoots at Ronald*

[Zephyr]

* shoulder clones appear next to Z*
*regenerate*

(clone 1) whats up
(clone 2) i dont know... him!

* clones grab him and toss him in the air only for the Original Zeph to slice Z in half *

[Zihark]

*regenerate*
*unleashes 12 lightning bolts all of them hiting Zeph*
thats got to hurt and so should this *gets an RPG an shoots it at Zeph killing him*

[Zephyr]

* regenerates*

* dark energy vapor fumes from my body and my dark wings sprout from my back*

Z...prepare for your first nightmare

* lunges at Z with a powerful wing beat putting him at arms reach from me in splitsecond*
*thrusts hand through his skull and rips out his brain crushing and incinerating it*

*rips out his lungs stretches them past his head and ties them in a knot*

*rips his spine in half and pulls out the bottom half shoving it down his throat*

* raises up a sharpened wooden pole and impales him vertically causing the point to go up through his skull*

* leaves him in agony and pain casting a anti-regenerate spell*

that should keep you out of my hair... for now...

[Zihark]

thats just mean
guess I have to teach you a lesson
*puts on a special armor* Im bringing in the big guns *2 giant cannons came out of the shoulders* FIRE IN THE HOLE! *unleashes a blast that nearly incenerates Zeph then walks to Zeph's remains an throws it into a grill and barbecues him* Come and get your own Zeph, he's got a lot of protein in him so he's safe to eat and you can eat him for free sooo who wants him.

[Zephyr]

Z you have a lot to learn

* arm regrows and pulls Z into the flames*

Fancy armor doesn't make you better than others

*fully regenerates and rips out Z throat*

*roundhouse kicks him across the site *
*snaps fingers creating a flaoting mass of fast drying cemnet and drops it on top of Z which it then hardens and locking him in place*

Save your energy for KP, you'll need it

What the hell am i saying i wanna fight you myself.

and to be nice...
* snaps fingers again removing anti-regeneration spell*

[Zihark]

well at least u got rid of the annoying spell for me *regenerates* and as for "i got a lot to learn" im still new in this and i really hate lectures still u make a point about KP. *gets up*

[Zephyr]

Im here to teach you the ropes even if i have to do so brutally.

Rule no. 1: dont pick fights you cant handle

Rule no. 2: dont aggrivate KP

Rule no.3 if KP shows up run for your life

Rule no 4: ...........im still thinking about this one

These are just some personal rules and it is in fact pretty clear that a break all of them... besides no. 4

* disintegrates Z with a dark orb of energy*

get the picture...?

your a case of Reverse darwinism...than again so am i

[Zihark]

I get the picture but u dont have to disinigrate me every time I mean some times Iprefer to kill people like this. *punches Zeph in face then sticks sword into his chest*

[Zephyr]

thats really only to take out annoying people really fast or arch enemies

*regenerate*

but these over extensive killing style is the way KP fights and you have to get used to that

* blows of Z's head and hangs him upside down from a tree using his body as a puching bag*

[Zihark]

If you want to play that way *knocks out Zeph and places 4 packs of C4 on him runs to a safe distance*
bye bye
*C4s detonate*
maybe I should make sure hes dead
*unleashes multiple lightning attacks at Zeph*
and for the finale
*throws a nuke at Zeph incenerating him*
that was fun

[C S]

*appears on Zihark*

Helloz new fried O_O

*dances the mexican hat dance on him and pulls ut the blades of neptune.*

HI! again! BYE!!!


*stabs Z in the back and kicks him away*

[Zephyr]

* lightning bolt streaks across the site electricuting and paralyzing Z and appearing in front him and forms into me*

Funny...very funny...

*slices Z in 8 directions and deep frys all his chunks*

*slides on blacksunglasses*:twisted:

* puts him back together and thusts a dull-rusted knife through his heart*
* pins him on the ground and drives a rusty harpoon through his skull nailing him to the floor*

* puts an large metal pot on his back and puts rats underneath it*
* lights the pot on fire and listens as the rats squeak in a horrified tone before they start boring into Z's flesh and burrowing out of his body through his ribs to escape the heat*

one is the loneliest number you could ever be... two can be as bad as 1... * continues singing song relaxed in a chair, as a seemingly endless swarm of rats burrows out of Z's body*

[Zihark]

You must be CS
*grabs out an RPG*
alright then lets see how u like this
*fires and hits CS then unleashes a lightning bolt incinerating CS*