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[C S]

no no, lets make it like waht happened to Titanic, or the invincable from SRPG.


*grows to a godly size and picks up the ship. TIghtens grip around the bow, mangling the decks below. Rips off the bow and throws in into the sea. Pulls out a blade of Neptune and jabs the ship, almost cutting it in 2.Flicks my wrist, send the ship flying. When it comes down, the slam the blade into it, the boat is partially pancaked and goes flying*

HOME RUN! *shrinks and swims around as if im running bases*

[Stallordasaurus Rex]

*floats above* Long time no seeeeeeeeeeee! ... BYE! *flies away*

[Legendary Elite]

tsch! CS, I think the Kraken already crushed it, no point in you trying to do more damage when it's already been dished out, oh well.

*swims underwater uses dark powers to shrink CS back to his original size before summoning a Sea Serpent which swallows him whole.*

[C S]

BLADES OF NEPTUNE!! *electricity fries the fish from the inside, I jabs the blades into the vertabrae, moving them apart from each other untill the meet at my legs. Pulls out the blades and takes a breat, the serpant falling apart and water floods in. Swims out and jabs LE through the chest, flying up in a cyclone of water and throwing him into the air. Puts blades to my sides and flys up after him, spinning and slicing LE into small peices every time the swords hit him. Falls into the water where I summon the behemoth of the abyss and I fall on it's head, jabbing the swords into it's head, pulling off the handles, revealing an infidently long chain. Whips the chains like reighns and the behmoth roars, slamming it's giant hands in the water, causing a tsunami that washes LE away*

[Legendary Elite]

hmph you think you're so powerful with monsters huh? Well let me tell you now that you don't need monsters to be all mighty.

*Revives and summons a magic pencil with eraser.*

Now watch and learn how to be creative.

*Erases CS completely using the magical rubber. Draws a massive dragon which comes to life and kills off the behemoth of the abyss.*

[C S]

*Is on LE's shoulder*

Nice..wonder how it tatstes. *eats the pencil* Ew...has the stench of...rubber, arrogance and back modding. Have taken in consideration that I control water, and you my friend are in it.

*summons a wall of water to enclose LE and it freezes just as I walk out of it. The ice buble fulls up, freezing.*

Ouch..the cold shoulder....

*hold the handle of a blade and throws it, the blade flys out connected by the chain and hits the ice, shattering LE*

[Legendary Elite]

tsch! That's happened before, nothing new to me CS.

*revives and summons Fatalis to the field once again.*

Now to give you something that will deliver a lot of pain.

*Summons a huge prison made out of lightning that surrounds CS, ensnaring him and torturing him whillst fatalis charges up his fireball and it striking CS directly.*

Now to do what I did earlier.

*Quickly summons another magic pencil and reconstructs the Cruise ship again but with laser cannons equipped.*

[Zephyr]

*blows up in super nova that destroys site and every one in it*

i just had to do that sorry

[Zihark]

*enters the site* Hey every- what the what happen *notices what Zeph did* dang Zeph what I tell you about eating excessive buritos

[Legendary Elite]

*Draws up a dimension that absorbs the Supernovae before it explodes.*

Zephyr, don't try and kill off the fun for no apparent reason.

[C S]

*falls on zihark*

Ya zeph, what he told you?!

*sees the logout button for LE, whistles and clicks it, seeing LE's name dissapear.*

[Legendary Elite]

hmm well at least that's SOMETHING new.

*slits CS's throat and smashes him off the keyboard.*

[Zihark]

*gets CS off* whoa Cs you got to lay off the fries. Dont worry I can help you * makes a hole in CS's stomach. Trust me keep that hole there for a few weeks and no one can call you fat. *gets bored and incinerates CS*
......i have no idea whats wrong with me

[C S]

*revives* Ya LE, that UBER original...*grabs LE's hand, twisting it, pulling him towards me and stabs him with the blade of neptune flinging him off with the flick of a wrist*

And you guys SUCK at detailed posting outside of an RPG

[Zihark]

IM BORED *goes crazy destroying random parts of the site*

[Legendary Elite]

Whatever, I'm going to have some breakfast (literally)

*Quickly lands down after stopping myself from flying into space. Summons a black hole which swallows up CS.*

[C S]

*spit up another black hole, they cancle each other up*

Dude, just stop, I OWN the Black hole thing. Ask Zeph

[Zihark]

*talks crazy* how many people does it take to destroy life, universe and everything in it ME *contiues rampage*

[C S]

*suddenly blocks of solid magnesium slamm Zihark into a spiked wall*

And now your misery is over

[Raptor Llama]

sneaks up begind CS.

Hello.

Breathes fire from mouth.

Stabbs through heart with rusty sword.

Laughs