RPGTopia E-war

[Zihark]

Thanks for knocking sense into me CS *cuts CS and RL into many pieces*
now I can finally rest * gets out a bag of chips and starts eating camly*

[Zephyr]

Rl RL RL

*snaps fingers*

BOOM!!

sorry bad gas heres the real thing

*coughs*

VADA-BLAM BOOM KABWAM ZIG ZAP VRITZ BOOOOOOOM!!

* all thats left of RL is a pile of ash*

[Pyronychus]

A cloud of mist swirls behind Zeph and Switchy's white, ghostly form materialises out of thin air. She floats silently toward Zeph and hovers a foot behind him before suddenly emitting an echoing, spine chilling, high pitched scream and plunging head first right through his back, dispersing as she flies out through his chest, the scream fading out to silence...

[C S]

*eating cheetos*

Emo ghostly wail..creepy..*eats more cheetos before sliding down an ice path that mateirializes under my feet and goes into a ramp a foot away from zeph, I fly off and land by zeph on my feet.*

Eh, whats up doc? *holds a 20 mm pistol to his head.*

[Zephyr]

* grabs the gun while CS is still holding takes out the clip and flicks each bullet out one by one*

* sticks the clip back in the gun and pushes the trigger firing the bullet in the barrel at the air*


clearly not me

* punches CS in the chin sending spinning up into the air and the bullet comes back down and hits him in the heart*

[Zihark]

*plants C4 on Zeph when no one was looking* wait for it ...........now *detonates C4 blowing Zeph into a million pieces*

[Zephyr]

* appears behind Z picks him up and throws him in a vat of boiling fish oil*

get out of that if you can ... oh too late

* casts an anti-blackhole/escape/porrtal/teleport spell on the vat keeping Z trapped inside fying to a crisp*


hehehe

[Zihark]

Hot Hot Hot.....oh wait a second *puts on enviromental suit somehow* ha this thing should protect me ..........now how do i get out

[Zephyr]

more importantly how will you suvive those suits dont last forever you know?

* watches as oil begins to eat away and sizzle on it*

[Zihark]

I got it *pushes a button on the suit, a nuke lands right where the zat of boiling fish oil was destroying every thing including Zeph**regenerates*
where there is a will there is a way

[C S]

*eating dorittos*

Good show, good show indeed

[Zephyr]

* shoots CS's doritto bag with a .44*

can you not just sit and watch im bored out of my mind

*looks around not seeing KP but sees a pile of his books left behind*

ohhhhhhhhhhh....its so tempting....

* leaps at the books and poors gasoline and napalm on them before taking a lighter and dropping it on the book stack*

oh god what have i done... but it waws so tempting!

blame the books they were taunting me daring me to burn them

* points finger at the pile of ashes leftover*

[Zihark]

*takes CS's Durritos and eats all of them* thanks I needed that *shoots lightning at CS making a giant hole in CS's stomach* I still think you need to go on a diet.

[Zephyr]

Alright nobody tell KP what i did to his books ok?

* takes a broom and sweep sthe ashes under a rug*

* stands on the rug whistleing innocently*

[Zihark]

KP is going to figure out no mater what so ur still as good as dead

[Zephyr]

Screw you

* shoots Z through the head and casts a temorary anti regenerate spell *

[C S]

*suddenly a blade flies through both of your heads*

Zihark, you annoy me, Zeph..aw what the hell, im blood thirsty. Pulls on the chain, pulling out the blade and kepping them close to me after seeing what Zepg did.*

[Zihark]

owwww whoaaaaa uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *goes on a rampage destroying random parts of the site and incinerates Zeph in the progress* I feel dizzy

[Zephyr]

knock it off !!

* generates a massive wave of energy that knocks every one against the walls of the sight and basically plastering them to it*

[C S]

*is in a giant dome of Ice*

Nice zeph. *freezes both Z's blood, keeping them in place.*

Im putting you in time out!