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by **Iceking** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:11 am

revives and grabs zihark by the neck, dragging him to the avp e-wars. throws him in front of a ravager that quickly slices his limbs off before cutting him open. the ravager then cuts off his head and hacks his bleeding body into 30 pieces, sending blood spraying out.

by **Zephyr** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:36 pm

*Takes a double barrel shotgun and blsts off IK's head*

*yawn*

by **Zihark** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:53 pm

*runs over Zeph with a new hummer, again*
Whats a matter with you Zeph, every time I drive a Hummer you always get ran over. * gets out of car* I don't whether your some sort of magnet or if your cursed to be ran over by a car for the rest of your life. Well it doesn't matter anyway * walks far away from the car* you got a delivery from some one, the package is inside the car *detonates the nuke inside the hummer. completely incinerates Zeph, The only thing left of Zeph was ashes* wow some one must really like it when you die Zeph
*walks to Zeph's ashes and puts it in a box*
oh wait I remember that I'm the one who enjoys seeing you suffer :twisted:

*Throws Zeph's ashes into the same ravenger IK threw me in*
sucker

by **Zephyr** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:57 pm

*Sitting in a recliner on the beach wearing shades, trunks, and has a tall glass of lemonade*

you missed......

* sips lemonade*

by **Zihark** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:03 pm

Yeah I never was good in killing people like that. But I still enjoy the Classic way of killing them *Pulls out RPG and Blasts Zeph's head off, then takes the body and puts it on the road* I still can't understand why you always get ran over by a car. And whats worse is you ussally get ran over by a- *a Hummer appears out of nowhere and runs over Zeph* ...........Hummer........... well that was wierd.

by **Zephyr** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:06 pm

* appears next to Z*

So tell me.... who were you aiming at?

* confused expression appears on my face*

by **Pyronychus** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:15 pm

*Zombie Switchy randomly climbs up to the Chronicles logo and starts dancing.*

I wanna drive a hummer!

*Leaps down and runs after the vehicle.*

by **Zephyr** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:16 pm

Switchy i missed you... no really i missed, you didn't see that bolt of lightining?

by **Zihark** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:20 pm

Well the nuke and the RPG Imeant to do as for the Hummers runing you over I have no idea..............................alright you got me I ran you over with the Hummer on purpose and the second Hummer was activated by remote control. *Stabs Zeph on the chest and carves a hole into his stomach* then kicks him off a cliff* but don't worry I have one last Hummer. *Third Hummer drives off the cliff by remote control and lands on top of Zeph. I take out a detonator* Don't worry there is only 50 packs of C4 in the car *detonates C4 blowing Zeph into a million pieces, Zeph's leg comes flying back up to the top of the cliff* hmmmmmmm *throws leg into a oven* great now I'm bored

by **Pyronychus** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:22 pm

*Switchy stops and looks around.*

What lightning bolt?

*Jumps when she hears the blast and watches intently.*

by **Zephyr** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:24 pm

* explosion sends the hummer into the air*

*appears next to Z*

Dont you love fire works?

stuffs a giant fireworks into Z shirt thelifts hi into the sky and explodes and the sparks all gather and form up into the words; YOU MISSED ME!

by **Pyronychus** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:28 pm

*Switchy sadly watches the hummer fly through the air and come crashing back down.*

*The second hummer drives by.*

*gasp!* Hummer!

*Runs after it again.*

by **Zephyr** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:30 pm

Bom BOm bam Bom bom bowm

* Crazy Frog appears on his invisible motorcycling singing his theme song*

* i jump on th ebacks and we drive off singing the theme song*

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! :lol:

boom boom boom boom boom boom bum, boombom boombom boom boom bom ...etc.

by **Zihark** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:38 pm

* was able to get his shirt off the fireworks before it exploded*
you call that fire works. Zeph you idiot I don't like those small fire works
I perfer ones that do something like *a giant nuke lands right on Zeph's head then explodes incinerating Zeph and crazy frog* that :twisted:

by **Pyronychus** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:40 pm

*The hummer slows down and Switchy recklessly leaps at the open window, almost getting her tail smushed under the front tire in the process. She somehow squirms through the window and seats herself behind the wheel, bending her tail at an odd angle.*

This seat needs a hole in it.

*Scoots to the side slightly and slashes repeatedly at the seat, eventually tearing a nice hole big enough to fit her tail through.*

Much better.

*Deactivates the remote control system and slams her foot down on the accelerator, shrieking as she almost hits a tree.*

Guess I should've learned how to drive first. Oh well.

*Spins the wheel around and heads back, tires screeching.*

by **Zephyr** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:40 pm

crazy frog cant die he's a cartoon hahahaha

*regenerates on Crazy frog's motorcycle*

by **Zihark** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:55 pm

*notices Switchy in the hummer* Should I tell Switchy about all the C4 in the car........................what am I saying * detonates the C4 destroying the car and switchy* I know it's a waste of a car but you have to admire the explosion

by **C S** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:58 pm

*falls on Z, yelling*

POST WITH DETAIL!!!! *starts slamming the gold blades into Z, staining them. Rips out his rib cage and throws it away. Falls to the ground and picks up Z, throwing him into the blood stained spear next to KP's throne*

by **Zephyr** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:02 pm

hallo CS...
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... Hmm new record of me not killing you
..5
...4
...3
...2
...1
...0

BOOM!

*Lava geyser shoots up incinerating CS*

...3
...2
...1
...0

*geyser stops and CS falls into the lava pit and you can see his burned body trying to scramble out*

*drops a 20ft anvil on the lave pit sealing it*

hehehe

by **Shadow** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:04 pm

-Sneaks across the top of the Hummer, peers head in front of windscreen. Blows flame at Switchy, setting the seat alight-

-Leaps off-

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