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Postby C S » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:41 pm

*is taping everything*

I call it, when beer goes bad!
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Postby Hopeflower » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:42 pm

*grunts, holding out hand, palm glowing black*

...you'll pay for that one, Doc.

*Doc's skull implodes and his ribcage becomes flat as a leaf*
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Postby Raptor Llama » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:42 pm

*eats nuclear powerplant and now is size of world*

*rips out of RPGTEW, destroyinginizing all the threads around it*

MUHAHAHAHA!

*starts destroying Random Fun section*

The evil chicken, me, shall prevail!
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Postby dinoman666 » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:43 pm

*RL falls off the planet, being the exact same size, and tumbles through space, before suffocating and imploding from the pressure*

Anyway... *Continues filming*
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:44 pm

*RL explodes violently*

*Grabs RL's soul by neck*

You don't get to revive.

*Locks RL's soul in inter-demensional prison*

Now then...

*Portal opens before bottle hits, another portal opening next to Doc's head, the bottle smashing against the side of his face*
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Postby Raptor Llama » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:45 pm

But the internet is not the planet, it is bigger!

and the chicken is a 1337 H@CKZ0R!

*respawns*

*Blasts through Random Fun section*

*Goes into RPG section*

MUHAHAHAHABWAK!
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:46 pm

-_-

Lets just look the other way...

*Is once again bored*
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Postby Doc 42 » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:46 pm

*zips towards hf, thin size sliceing her in half*
*floats harmlessly to ground*
nice work there... this is much better. *uses imploded head to barf brains at dm*
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Postby dinoman666 » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:47 pm

*Opens umbrella, which blocks the brains, without looking away from the camera* Nice try, Doc.
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Postby Hopeflower » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:48 pm

*Doc bounces off my leg*

....I don't know what you were trying to do there, but...

*rolls 99999999999999999999999 ton rock over Doc's body*
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Postby Raptor Llama » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:48 pm

*takes All the creatures from ISS out*

*goes back to RPGTEW*

*releases creatures*

*destroys tokyo.*
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Postby The Kingpin » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:49 pm

this is getting annoying...

*rips IK t shreds*

this fight is hereby ended

*puts Katana away and claps hands in RL's direction, two massive red hands crushing RL from either side, completely flattening him before incinerating him*

and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Kentucky Fried Chicken is REALLY made...
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Postby dinoman666 » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:50 pm

Really? Sweet! That was movie material, right there.
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Postby Raptor Llama » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:51 pm

( :lol: )

*respawinates into Tyrannospina Rex*

*grabs all creatures from powerplaying character section*

*releases creatures and starts filming*
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Postby Legendary Elite » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:56 pm

*summons a community of fans who love KP and Crusher along with TT and Nightmare and points at KP.*

There he is fans! That's KP!

*fans start screaming with joy as they run after KP.*
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Postby C S » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:57 pm

..*takes DM's umbrella and closes it. Holds it like a sword and bolts into the air, at the peak, starts spiralling towards RL's head and bolts through it like a bullet*

I GOTS HIS BRAIN!!! *holds it up as RL's body falls to the ground*
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Postby The Kingpin » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:57 pm

how....pathetic...

*crosses arms and looks at the powerplaying characters, made up of fat old ladies and microscopic hamsters*

you really think that's going to win here?

*waves arms aside before lowering them, both fists glowing red*

you thought wrong...

*waves a single hand at the powerplaying characters, sending them flying towards the wall, before a wave of red energy hits them from the side, sending them flying towards another wall, as a wave of energy hits them from behind, sending them towards the webmaster*

they...are...NOTHING

*swings hands forwards and forces one hand forward in a heart-stopper punch, a massive wall of red energy hurtling towards the characters, destroying them all*

who's next?
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Postby Doc 42 » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:57 pm

*is ramp*
*rock rolls back over hf, crushing her flat*
smooth move... :P
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Postby dinoman666 » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:58 pm

Oh, that's nice, LE. Real nice. *Continues filming* This may not make any sense at all, but I'll be damned if I don't get paid for it!
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Postby Hopeflower » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:59 pm

*dodges thanks to wings*

Is everyone forgetting I have wings?! :P

*drops 99999999999999999999999999999 ton anvil on Doc*
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