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Postby The Kingpin » Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:15 am

*random tree frog hops into area*

his name's Norbert. be nice to him now :)

*Norbert's red eyes stare at everyone innocently, licking his left eye as he sits around*
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Postby Raptor Llama » Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:37 pm

*puts Cricket in front of Nobert*

That should be good.

*Goes to ZT2 Research lab*

*messes up on making rex*

Ah, a killer penguin!

*Killer Penguin starts his rampage of doom*
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Postby Legendary Elite » Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:55 pm

*arrives on the scene with the BFG from Doom and vaporizes the Killer Penguin. Runs into the forest and sees Norbert. The frog and me stare at each other for a minute before I put down a box, filled with flies and releases them.*

There, something for KP's pet to feast on.
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Postby Raptor Llama » Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:02 pm

*killer penguin respawns, kids scream*

More terrifing than Godzilla!

*killer penguin pecks building and it explodes*

More evil than someone!

*killer penguin gives an evil cackle*

More powerful than Orga, King Kong, Crusher, Mr.Rogers, and pie put together!

*Killer penguin starts pecking insanely everywere*

Run!

*gets camera and starts filming*

This is why you film on location, authnenticity. This movie's gonna make a lot!
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Postby The Kingpin » Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:55 pm

*Norbert flicks out tongue, all flies, crickets and other insects disappearing with one flick*

he's a hungry froggy...^_^'
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Postby Stallordasaurus Rex » Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:00 pm

.....
I'm gonna sing the Doom song now~!!

DOOM DOOM DOOOOM DOOM DOOM DOOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOOM DOOM DOOM DOOOOOM DOOO DEEE DOOOM DOOOM
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Postby C S » Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:05 pm

GIR STOP SINGING!!!

oh wait, your stallo....whats the difference?
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Postby Stallordasaurus Rex » Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:09 pm

The only difference...
is...
I'm....

..............

Taller?
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Postby The Kingpin » Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:19 pm

*Norbert eats stallo*


O_O'
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Postby Stallordasaurus Rex » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:02 pm

Well, this is the greeting I get...
I will not force myself out.
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:07 pm

*Noobert is engulfed in crimson beam*

*Crab scuttles over and pushes through ashes*

Kenyan Mangrove Crab > Norbert.

*Crab continues to scuttle around E-war*
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Postby The Kingpin » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:11 pm

*Norbert pops up behind the crab and stares at it, licking his eyes every few minutes*

looks like he's curious...

Norbert: -_-....GET MY DAMNED NAME RIGHT YA IDIOT! *flicks tongue at crab, stabbing it and making it blow to bits*



woah....NORBERT CAN TALK?! :shock:
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Postby C S » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:11 pm

that crab! SCARYYY!!!!!! *filming for documentary*
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Postby Stallordasaurus Rex » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:16 pm

*walks over* ...........
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:17 pm

*Crab is unharmed*

*Swipes pincer at frog, cutting it in half*

*Scuttles away*
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Postby Raptor Llama » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:19 pm

*lol cat comes in*

Can I has Cheezeburger?
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Postby The Kingpin » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:20 pm

*Norbert's body reconnects*

well that was pointless...

*Norbert licks eyeballs*

O_o...
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Postby Hopeflower » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:20 pm

*ruffles wings and starts filming the fight between Norbert and the KMC*
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Postby Stallordasaurus Rex » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:21 pm

*Tilts head to the side* ..........
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Postby C S » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:21 pm

...*deletes documentary and goes to film Giant shark attack*

RAWR!! RAWR!! *slams fin into a building*
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