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Postby Iceking » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:49 am

Granted, but you don't retain a young look. I wish capcom would make a dino crisis 4.
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:51 am

Granted, but it sucks worse then DC3 :P

I wish Microsoft continued B.C. (The game).
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Postby Iceking » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:52 am

Granted, but your copy is glitched in ways not thought possible. I wish that i could lift the biggest ships ever built.
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:55 am

Granted, but the smallest ones crush you under their weight.

I wish long distance space travel was possible.
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Postby Iceking » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:02 am

Granted, but the space ship computers play annoying songs. I wish that it would snow so much in the U.S that all of the schools in would be buried under the snow for an enternity.
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Postby dinoman666 » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:04 am

Granted, but you freeze to death from the massive snowfall.

I wish non-avian dinosaurs weren't extinct.
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:06 am

Granted, but they all die soon after because of our climate.

I wish global warming didn't exist.
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Postby Evil Eye » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:07 am

Granted but global cooling starts to occur.
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Postby Iceking » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:21 am

Granted, but your parents think you burned it in the fire place. I wish Bagan, Gorosaurus and Zilla were playable characters in the next godzilla game.
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:22 am

Granted, but they are all clones of other characters, but with different skins.

I wish I had a piece of pizza to eat.
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Postby Iceking » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:25 am

Granted, but is has poison in it. I wish that all spongebob episodes had swearing in them.
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:33 am

Granted, but the show is canceled soon after for profanity.

I wish dogs could speak English.
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Postby Iceking » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:35 am

Granted, but they insult you day and night. I wish i had an endless supply of orange sodas.
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:37 am

Granted, but they taste like piss :P

I wish I had an easy way of getting money.
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Postby Iceking » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:41 am

Granted, but your neighbors steal all the money. I wish that anyone who tried to hack my computer would automatically get a virus.
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:42 am

Granted, but the virus soon attacks your own computer.

I wish I had a water bottle that, when empty, refilled itself without spilling out of the bottle.
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Postby Iceking » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:45 am

Granted, but it quickly turns into kerosene. I wish that i could kill biollante with a single punch in super godzilla.
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:48 am

Granted, but Battra is a hundred times harder then normal.

I wish Godzilla Unleashed was actually what everyone wanted a "perfect Godzilla game" to be.
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Postby Iceking » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:53 am

Granted, but your copy has scratches on it. I wish that the giganotosaurus in dc2 was playable in the dino collesium.
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:56 am

Granted, but it crashes the game every time you select it.

I wish humans automatically gained all the knowledge they need at age 5 without need to go to school.
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