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Postby SuperNerd » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:49 am

granted but you die 1 minute after it comes out.

i wish kingpin would post in iss
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Postby The Kingpin » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:08 am

wish granted [in reality], but in it, Crusher randomly kills Anubis [not really. just here :P ]
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Postby SuperNerd » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:24 am

i wish george bush and osama bin Laden would both get locked into a bunker and then it would get nucked :twisted: .
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:47 am

Granted, but you're caught in the resulting shockwave.

I wish that the Citadel had state-of-the-art video games that I wasn't allowed to play or see.
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Postby SuperNerd » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:53 am

granted but its so awsome that you play it anyway. While your playing it a xenomorph burst out of your chest. :twisted:

i wish i could turn into animals
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:55 am

Granted, but you turn into a dead animal.

I wish Gwangi fought Mama Scarface and Crusher in an epic battle.
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Postby SuperNerd » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:56 am

granted but it turns out to be really gay.

i wish Giratina93 would disapear
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:00 am

Granted, but an ever bigger noob pops up and destroys the site by spamming on every topic and sending viruses in everyones computers.

I wish for nothing.
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Postby SuperNerd » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:01 am

granted but then you get something.

i wish maddona would become a monkey.
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:23 am

Granted, but you die before it happens.

I wish KP had everything in the galaxy.
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Postby SuperNerd » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:56 pm

granted but then he takes all your stuff

i wish for anything
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:01 pm

Granted, which includes an active grenade, which kills you.

I wish I couldn't feel tired or exhaustion of any kind.
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Postby Doc 42 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:28 pm

Granted, you don't feel them, but the effects are there, resulting in you randomly falling asleep on your feet one day and falling down the stairs

I wish I could draw.
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:43 pm

Granted, but you lose the ability to draw anything above preschool level.

I wish the world was free from death, desiese, sin, and weather.
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:56 pm

Granted, but everyone on earth dies moments before the wish takes effect.

I wish my download would go FASTER!
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:58 pm

Granted, but Gremlins plague you're computer, killing it before the download completed, thus corrupting it.

I wish Bagan and the UDS would team up against TT and KP in order to make an epic battle.
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:08 am

Granted, but you are blinded, deafened, and muted moments before the fight begins.

I wish the demo I was downloading turns out to be a good game...
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Postby Giratina93 » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:12 am

Granted, but you're sent out to war before you're able to play it.

I wish somone would post in the RPG E-war.
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Postby Iceking » Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:17 am

Granted, but i don't fight you. I wish mt glasses were unbreakable.
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Postby Buwx » Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:25 am

Granted, but you snap in half. I wish I had a billion wishes!
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