RPGTopia E-war

[Giratina93]

*Meta-Ridley scrams in pain as he lashes out at IK's face, blood fillin gup the Magma Pool.*

Teleporter activating.

*Meta Ridley finds himself being teleported from the magma pool to the medical center, now located next to my Hammoch, IK being left in the Magma Pool, hundreds of security Botoows, being giant lava snakes, closing in on him.*

*Meta-Ridley is rushed into the emergency room, a force field blocking any type of transportation from them surrounding the medical center.*

[C S]

*Impales Gira with an I-beam*

Never will there be a nintendo RPG on the site D:<

[The Kingpin]

*claps hands, a portal opening up, before walking into it and suddenly morphing into a much larger, metallic green and grey form, the Challenger MBT rolling out of the portal and into the medical room, cannon firing at Ridley, the massive explosion blowing it further into the tunnel and against the wall, a massive chunk of it's armour blown to pieces, twisted beyond recognition and impaling him in the shoulder*

[Giratina93]

*Meta-Ridley roars in shock and pain as blood and phazon begin to pour from his mouth, as the great Space Dragon explodes, wiping out most of the site in that area.*

[Iceking]

*Waves clawed hand and opens portal, entering it and waving hand again to close it. Other side of the portal appears where Ridley and I fought on the surface, me emerging from it and changing back to human form once again. Continues walking deeper into SI, not expecting any minions of Gira to attack me.*

[Giratina93]

*Continues to sleep in hammoch, nearby turrets opening fire at CS, injecting him with numerous tranquilizer darts. sending him to sleep.*

Deep in the lair

*Koopas in white clothing enter a room, the room containing 2 cryo tubes, one with a Bowser clone in it, the other one with a Ridley clone in it, the Koopas close the door behind them as they begin experimentation on the clones, looking for a way to improve them from the origionals.*

[The Kingpin]

*site repairs itself almost instantly, no sign of damage remaining on it*



*rolls through a portal, coming out on the otherside and returning to normal form*



well that was pointless....

[Giratina93]

*Dropkicks KP, sending him into a wall, the wall breaking down, magma spilling out of the resulting hole, solidifying around KP, trapping him in there.*

Way too go, KP. You killed off all of the guild. Bowser, Raptoris, Trinity, Ridley, all killed off by YOU and your evil zombie friend. And who's in charge of the remaining army of Raptoris??? ME. Atleast Raptoris knew how to command an army.

*Kicks KP's face, then picks up a crowbar and smashes it on his head several times, busting it open, blood and flesh sent everywhere.*

When I'm done with you, we'll see how loyal a Tyrannosaur is to it's owner when said owner's cut up into several pieces and roasted to perfection.

*More magma spills onto KP, burning all his flesh off and leaving him as a skeleton.*

And for the final touch...

*Throws the remains into the ISS RPG, the remains landing right infront of Crusher, a bomb attached to KP's leg ticking off to 3 seconds...*

[The Kingpin]

*timer stops, the bones exploding into a cloud of mist, reforming*

Crusher:...need a hand beating the brat up?

nah, i can take care of it. thanks for the offer anyway...

*picks up bomb, crushing it to dust in hand, before opening a portal and entering*



*an unseen force closes around Gira's throat, lifting him into the air*


you idiot......there's nothing LEFT of your army. my forces are already wiping what's left of them out. the ones captured are being taken for experimentation...

*walks out of portal, staring Gira in the face, not bothering to use bare hands to hold him, telekenesis being enough*

*Gira is sent hurtling into the wall of the site, impaled on one of the jagged, rusty, bloody spikes, the same ones that had been used to impale countless members before him*

no normally i'd simply beat you to within an inch of your life for being such an arrogant pest...buuuuuuuut, i've thought of a much more amusing way to deal with you...


*pulls out a cattl prod*

how does the idea of being jabbed with 50,000 volts of electricity, over, and over, and over, and OVER again, sound? fun, eh?


*jabs Gira in the arm with Cattle Prod, Gira being immobilised due to the spikes*

[Giratina93]

*Screams in pain and shock, from both the cattle prod, and the fact that everything of Raptoris's army is gone, or being experimented on.*

I don't believe you. Show me that they're in captivity, that you've found and rooted out all of the guild's army.

*Koopas in lair continue their experimentation, unaware of the forces plaguing their allies...*

[Iceking]

*Hears scream and glances back to see KP shocking Gira with the cattle prod. Does not stop walking, but doesn't take eyes off of the scene behind me.*

[The Kingpin]

*snaps fingers, a screen appearing out of the ground, showing Nemesis and Spectre slaughtering the entire army, as nets seemingly raind down from above outside the screen's view, heaving Koopas and Space Pirates up by the thousands*


that's unfortunately the only camera currently watching the scene. the rest are monitoring the RPGs and other E-Wars waiting for something interesting to happen so i can find something better to do than torturing you....


*jabs Gira in the knee with cattle prod*

[Iceking]

*Smircks up seeing the view on the screen, then looks away and focuses entirely on where my feet go so I don't trip over anything.*

[Giratina93]

No, my army's better than THAT! Why, why did this have to come to pass? I had done nothing to you or the site, and now your killing off the entire army. This cannot come to pass.

*Despite the intense pain, manages to transform into a dark mist, the mist floating upward toward the moon, where the only living menber of the guild, Mecha-Ridley, is getting repairs from his failed attack on the citadel.*

Meanwhile

Several dozon Sharpclaws flee from the dommed battle, heading into space ships, each one taking off toward a diffrent research facility in the galaxy...*

[The Kingpin]

*Vardian Interception craft shoot down several space ships, as the Vardian flagship lines up it's PSC with the moon*



moon's not really a good idea, you know....

[Anaclagon]

this should be in SEW

[Giratina93]

*Remaining spaceships launch into Slipspace, heading off toward parts unknown.*

*Base on moon detaches and also heads into Slipspace, leaving a bare moon for the PSC to target.*

*Arrives into the base, seeing Mecha-Ridley getting repaired as well as clones of Bowser and Risley being developed, a handfull of Koopas, Sharpclaws, and Spacepirates being all that's left.*

I have to escape from here. Set coordinates for the planet Zebes: it's inhospitable, is home to a Spacepirate base, and has acid rain all over it.

*Space base heads off toward the planet while still in Slipspace, a decoy base distracting KP's fleet.*

[TyrannoTitan]

*Bursts out of the chest of a Koopa*

WHERE THE HELL AM I?!

*Tears up control room before sending a chair through the front windshield of the craft, causing a vacuum that sucks everyone within into the void of space, clones included*

*Is floating around* Fantastic...space...how interesting...

[C S]

*Ascatis hippie ship pulls up next to TT*

Pilot: Far out dude...you need a lift? *eats a marijuana laced brownie*

[TyrannoTitan]

Errr...thanks.

*Floats into ship*