The Monkey Paw Game

[Giratina93]

Granted, but the picture looks but ugly and that's what all the hype's about.

I wish for a pet turtle named steve.

[C S]

granted, its a giant turtle that does nothing but eat and crap

Aw screw it, I wish for a button to press that will blow that rocket up and nothing you can do could screw that wish up D:<

[Iceking]

Granted, but the rocket ends up exploding next to your house. I wish that elder dragon jewels in MHF2 weren't so hard to get.

[C S]

Granted, there even harder to get now


I wish for....a rock!

[Iceking]

Granted, but it you end up throwing it at a cop out because you are bored. I wish that if any of my pets tried to scratch me, their claws would do nothing to my skin.*

[Giratina93]

Granted, but their bites, on the other hand...

I wish for a pet dodo.

[Iceking]

Granted, but it ends up being incredibly boring. I wish I knew how to take a computer apart, then put it back together again without having to get training.

[Giratina93]

Granted, but you then forget how to socialize with people.

I wish for a pool of Chocolate!

[Iceking]

Granted, but it melts in the sun. I wish that capcom would reveal new MH frontier content soon.

[Giratina93]

Granted, but the only "Downoadable content" is a creature that resembles Barney and can kill you in one hit.

I wish for some ice cream.

[Iceking]

Granted, but it tastes so horrible that you almost end up getting sent to the hospital. I wish I had my own private cruise ship.

[C S]

granted, its the one from the former Survivors RPG

uh oh!

I wish for a hot air ballon

[Giratina93]

Granted, but while using it, you crash into Skull Island and your eaten by Venatosaurs.

I wish for a catfish.

[C S]

granted, it eats its self (da dam tish =D)

I wish for...a jet pack <.>

[Giratina93]

Granted, but while using it, it blows up, and you fall into a field covered in manure.

I wish for some salt and vinegar chips.

[Iceking]

Granted, but there are only 3 in the bag. I wish that harry potter and the half blood prince would be considered the best movie of 2009.

[C S]

granted, its considered best by you, everyone else thinks its sh*t and are right

I wish for Gira!

for no reason what so ever :/

[Iceking]

Granted, but he blows your head off with a shotgun. I wish that critics had given revenge of the fallen far more positive reviews.

[C S]

Granted. They do...and..um.....they also give the shitfest Titanic: The animated movie great reviews (god, my brain melted, I swear)

I wish for ...A FATALIS

[Iceking]

Granted, but it's one of the fatalis dragons from the MH games and kills you. I wish that Rathalos wouldn't fly around so much in the original MH game.